HEAVYSTICK? Cuntsville, Alabama?

[morewickedfun]

What is a post total update?

Those dirty pics you and I took with lit on your giant screened tv!

 

[Saint Peter]

Those dirty pics you and I took with lit on your giant screened tv!

The green one?

 

[cloudy]

I'm hurt. Scours hasn't included my H's on my stories, or the two W's I have (I did have three, but the third story with one has since been published, and pulled from Lit).

 

[Byron In Exile]

What is a post total update?

You tell us, Mr. Smarty-GB Guy.

 

[Saint Peter]

You tell us, Mr. Smarty-GB Guy.

We are all smart in our own way, Byron.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'm hurt. Scours hasn't included my H's on my stories, or the two W (I did have three, but the third story with one has since been published, and pulled from Lit).

Are you saying that there's more to this thread than that some wacko escaped from the Farmington Funny Farm?

 

[cloudy]

Are you saying that there's more to this thread than that some wacko escaped from the Farmington Funny Farm?

Absolutely not.

(and, no, I'm not really hurt)

 

[Byron In Exile]

We are all smart in our own way, Byron.

That... would seem to be so.

Are there any sacred Navajo herbs I might partake of that would make me smart in terms of this thread?

Because at this point I would gladly partake of them.

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm hurt. Scours hasn't included my H's on my stories, or the two W's I have (I did have three, but the third story with one has since been published, and pulled from Lit).

Cloudy!

I think "published" deserves a giant "P" or possibly another marker as than one might have other meanings.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Absolutely not.

(and, no, I'm not really hurt)

Oh, hell's bells.

St. Pete was pulling my leg again.

Damn!

That's two up for him.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Cloudy!

I think "published" deserves a giant "P" or possibly another marker as than one might have other meanings.

See if I tell you how to get your redwood porch to stop smelling of beer, you... fucking-around-guy.

 

[Saint Peter]

That... would seem to be so.

Are there any sacred Navajo herbs I might partake of that would make me smart in terms of this thread?

Because at this point I would gladly partake of them.

I was awarded the title after years of posts like
"I know you are but what am I?"
and of course
"eat your fucking nachoes."

If the OP would have done his/her/their homework, I am sure you would have been top of the heap.

 

[Saint Peter]

See if I tell you how to get your redwood porch to stop smelling of beer, you... fucking-around-guy.

Not beer, dog piss. There was enough snow this morning that she decided the porch was far enough away from the door and opened the valves.

 

[cloudy]

Cloudy!

I think "published" deserves a giant "P" or possibly another marker as than one might have other meanings.

There oughtta be a law. *nods*

(I have a story and a poem in this book, a story in this book, one in here, and there's one more story in an anthology, but I can't remember which one. )

 

[Byron In Exile]

I was awarded the title after years of posts like
"I know you are but what am I?"
and of course
"eat your fucking nachoes."

If the OP would have done his/her/their homework, I am sure you would have been top of the heap.

Sir, no doubt.

All the n00bs miss me on their list of cunts.

That's the major yellow flashing light that says, "I'm a n00b!"

Adding me after the fact only says, "I'm not a n00b, but I came back under a new name 'cause I got burned under the old one..."

 

[Byron In Exile]

Not beer, dog piss. There was enough snow this morning that she decided the porch was far enough away from the door and opened the valves.

Mewfie peed on your porch yesterday.

I wasn't talking about your dog.

Dogs don't have the capacity to make cleats necessary.

 

[Saint Peter]

There oughtta be a law. *nods*

(I have a story and a poem in this book, a story in this book, one in here, and there's one more story in an anthology, but I can't remember which one. )

Sweet! Words love you.

You could easily displace me as the smartest GBer and possibly Byron, if he keeps that name long enough.

 

[Saint Peter]

Mewfie peed on your porch yesterday.

I wasn't talking about your dog.

Dogs don't have the capacity to make cleats necessary.

Mewfie did not read my "welcome to my _ourch" sign.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Sweet! Words love you.

You could easily displace me as the smartest GBer and possibly Byron, if he keeps that name long enough.

Long enough for what?

 

[Saint Peter]

Long enough for what?

Long enough to get one of those kickass little pictures next to your name.

 

[scouries]

Seeing we all know you’re so smart SaintPeter it does you no good at all to try to pretend not knowing what a “POST TOTAL UPDATE” is. For the less intelligent members of [size=+2]GBland[/size] (and Cloudy) perhaps a little refresher is needed. A “POST TOTAL UPDATE” refers to the e-mail or PM that a list member sends to Gabby or myself at [size=+2]ScouriesWorlds[/size] to tell us when their post total has broken through a new 1,000 post barrier. This allows us to adjust your post total on our list so it always accurately reflects the truth.

The disingenuous SP sent us an e-mail advising us he had moved from 23,000+ posts to 24,000+ and so of course we adjusted his total immediately, As did Miss Fun. However, SP still hasn’t found a FAVORITE author yet. One had hoped that having moved up to 24,000+ posts might have made him even smarter and allowed him to discover miss naughtycakes fine works…

We also received word this a.m. from BryaninExile that she too had crossed the 21,000 post threshold. Congrats ma’am. However, you too still haven’t designated a FAVORITE author.

The lovely miss naughtycakes also wrote to tell us that she had moved from 1,000+ to 2,000+, a significant achievement.

cloudy our visitor from AH land also moved up this weekend and now has 31,000+ posts. Miss cloudy perhaps is a perfect example for you reluctant GB ‘favorite author’ designators. She does have FAVORITE AUTHORS chosen (mind you she’s chosen herself for one) and this demonstrates why AH land authors dominate the list. It’s because they participate!

Finally, when the new list comes out this week, rest assured that those of you who have sent us notices will see their new POST TOTALS correctly reported.

And remember all it takes is a click!

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NAUGHTYCAKES RULES!!

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jrs

 

[cloudy]

cloudy our visitor from AH land also moved up this weekend and now has 31,000+ posts. Miss cloudy perhaps is a perfect example for you reluctant GB ‘favorite author’ designators. She does have FAVORITE AUTHORS chosen (mind you she’s chosen herself for one) and this demonstrates why AH land authors dominate the list. It’s because they participate!

Oh, ouch.

of course I'm on my own list, dumbass. I'm an author; I have an ego, although mine isn't anywhere near as overinflated as yours. I happen to like what I write (as do others...how many contests have you won? Oops! ZERO! My bad. )

 

[KravMaga]

Seeing ........

The disingenuous SP sent us an e-mail advising us ...............

We also received word this a.m. from BryaninExile ...............

The lovely miss naughtycakes also wrote to tell us that she had moved from 1,000+ to 2,000+, a significant achievement.

cloudy our visitor from AH land also moved up this weekend and now has 31,000+ posts. Miss cloudy ........................

And remember all it takes is a click!


jrs

You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! "Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith, he's got some amusing anecodotes for you. Oh and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it." I could tolerate any insurance seminar. For days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face. They'd say, "How can you stand it?" I'd say, "'Cause I've been with Del Griffith. I can take ANYTHING." You know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. The shower curtain ring guy. Woah." It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll. I expect you have a little string on your chest, you know, that I pull out and have to snap back. Except I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back - you would. Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh! And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!

 

[breakwall]

We also received word this a.m. from BryaninExile that she too had crossed the 21,000 post threshold. Congrats ma’am. However, you too still haven’t designated a FAVORITE author.

this is so gold it glitters.

 

[Byron In Exile]

We also received word this a.m. from BryaninExile that she too had crossed the 21,000 post threshold. Congrats ma’am. However, you too still haven’t designated a FAVORITE author.

I provided my designation, encrypted, of Favorite Author to Dixon Carter Lee.

PM him and he will tell you what my choice is.

I do this solely for security reasons.