Isolated Blurt Thread

[starlightqueen]

I'm not fit to be alone and I'm not fit for company. Where the hell does that leave me?

Snickering with virtual company in the AH forum is a good start.

 

[starlightqueen]

I should just get a "for phone sex only" line and only answer that one

Or you could just avoid giving your number to people unless they are good candidates for phone sex.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Okay, I was feeling about ten miles below rock-bottom, and then I read this:


And I just can't find the justification anymore because I'm snickering now.
Damn you, Salvor. I wanted to pout.



I'm not fit to be alone and I'm not fit for company. Where the hell does that leave me?

snickering .. I love that word.. .snickering. And can't you just hear Edison scoffing with the 1000+ patents behind him.

And I agree with Starlight, snicker with us in here. You can be alone and with friends at the same time.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

You can be anything you need to be.

Wow.

This deserves to be quoted and commented on. But all of the comments that I think up seem to fall short.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Or you could just avoid giving your number to people unless they are good candidates for phone sex.

The nature of my work and talents is that my number gets out a lot

I need to write a program that takes caller ID information, and matches it to a database of potential phone sex candidates.

 

[starlightqueen]

I need to write a program that takes caller ID information, and matches it to a database of potential phone sex candidates.

That sounds like the ultimate "little black book".

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

That sounds like the ultimate "little black book".

Hmmmmmmmmmm

The iPhone SDK is out... that could be a killer app.

if I can write it I'll cut you in on royalties

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I wish that Match had an option to eliminate dog people from my matches. I'm a cat person. I don't get along well with dogs. I never have. I do not want to be introduced to someone's profile just to find out that they have dogs, and that I really wouldn't fit into their life.

 

[starlightqueen]

Hmmmmmmmmmm

The iPhone SDK is out... that could be a killer app.

if I can write it I'll cut you in on royalties

Deal. Though, if I had an iPhone, I wouldn't need phone sex. A gorgeous UI with a "vibrate" function? Can't ask for more!

 

[bluebell]

snickering .. I love that word.. .snickering.

Does "chortle" do anything for you or does it just invoke images of the Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland, prior to flashing everyone her heart-y underwears?
Hmm. Maybe that's just my own sick image.
My secondary one is of jam, for some unknown reason.

And can't you just hear Edison scoffing with the 1000+ patents behind him.

And he's always been that way! The toady little git used to sit behind me in elementary school and pull my pigtails. *grumble grumble*

And I agree with Starlight, snicker with us in here. You can be alone and with friends at the same time.

You're both very kind to a pouty-snickery-snivelly-chortley soul.

 

[starlightqueen]

I wish that Match had an option to eliminate dog people from my matches. I'm a cat person. I don't get along well with dogs. I never have. I do not want to be introduced to someone's profile just to find out that they have dogs, and that I really wouldn't fit into their life.

Some dogs are *almost* as good as cats. Dog *people* on the other hand can be difficult.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Does "chortle" do anything for you or does it just invoke images of the Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland, prior to flashing everyone her heart-y underwears?
Hmm. Maybe that's just my own sick image.
My secondary one is of jam, for some unknown reason.


And he's always been that way! The toady little git used to sit behind me in elementary school and pull my pigtails. *grumble grumble*


You're both very kind to a pouty-snickery-snivelly-chortley soul.

I think of "chortle" as that suppressed guffaw that is followed by a snort. Not the snort itself mind you but the prelude to the snort.

Red Queen gets me thinking White Queen, and then I get into that Hellfire Club mindset from X-Men which can be both fun and dangerous depending on which way the wind is blowing in my mind.

You probably giggled when he got kicked out

I know I am going to have Alice in Wonderland dreamstonight.... and those always make me so....... strange the next day.

 

[starlightqueen]

Does "chortle" do anything for you or does it just invoke images of the Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland, prior to flashing everyone her heart-y underwears?
Hmm. Maybe that's just my own sick image.
My secondary one is of jam, for some unknown reason.

I like chortle, but I think my favourite laugh word is "giggle" - there's something so contageous about it.

Blurt: Is there a canadian dictionary add on for firefox or safari? I'm tired of it telling me I spell things wrong because I don't drop u-s.

 

[feeeriek]

baby slinkies are shy

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I'd offer to hug you feeeee, but a long drawn out hug to a person under a blanket is often called "smothering" and its a bad thing.

 

[feeeriek]

I'd offer to hug you feeeee, but a long drawn out hug to a person under a blanket is often called "smothering" and its a bad thing.

it is ok is the thought and offer that counts

 

[bluebell]

I think of "chortle" as that suppressed guffaw that is followed by a snort. Not the snort itself mind you but the prelude to the snort.

But...that sounds kinda icky instead of funny. The poor chortle. It didn't deserve this sort of stigma. It's all my fault, too!

Red Queen gets me thinking White Queen, and then I get into that Hellfire Club mindset from X-Men which can be both fun and dangerous depending on which way the wind is blowing in my mind.

You probably giggled when he got kicked out

1. I think we're both twisted minds. D)
2. Hey! Who told you I was a giggler?!?
(Incidentally, I probably would giggle, if I had giggled, which I am not owning up to at this particular juncture of giggle/no giggle disclosure.)

I know I am going to have Alice in Wonderland dreamstonight.... and those always make me so....... strange the next day.

Uh oh. Something else for me to add to my guilt list.
I have no idea if strange is bad or good, but I heard it depended on which way the wind was blowing in your mind.

Also, I'm sorry if any of this sounds snarky. It's not meant to.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

But...that sounds kinda icky instead of funny. The poor chortle. It didn't deserve this sort of stigma. It's all my fault, too!


1. I think we're both twisted minds. D)
2. Hey! Who told you I was a giggler?!?
(Incidentally, I probably would giggle, if I had giggled, which I am not owning up to at this particular juncture of giggle/no giggle disclosure.)


Uh oh. Something else for me to add to my guilt list.
I have no idea if strange is bad or good, but I heard it depended on which way the wind was blowing in your mind.

Also, I'm sorry if any of this sounds snarky. It's not meant to.

No, no not snarky at all. Especially since the wind of the moment is blowing Walrus by Sailboat Walrus. And the poor chortle does not suffer save in my own vocabulary, which is a bad hashing of english as is.

And feel no guilt. In some ways I like Alice dreams because they are so vivid and more surrealistic. Last time I had one it had all of my co-workers in various under wear as the characters. I kept trying to not giggle as I talked to people all the next day thinking about them as The Caterpillar, The mad Hatter, the cheshire cat etc all in underwear.

 

[starlightqueen]

And feel no guilt. In some ways I like Alice dreams because they are so vivid and more surrealistic. Last time I had one it had all of my co-workers in various under wear as the characters. I kept trying to not giggle as I talked to people all the next day thinking about them as The Caterpillar, The mad Hatter, the cheshire cat etc all in underwear.

now if the underwear was scandalous, you're holding out on us.

My weird dreams aren't nearly so hilarious. The latest one involved a snowball fight in the frozen food department grocery shopping. So mundane, and lacking in underwear.

 

[damppanties]

Now I want ice cream.

 

[starlightqueen]

Now I want ice cream.

I have apple cinnamon ice cream. I'll share.

 

[damppanties]

I have apple cinnamon ice cream. I'll share.

Thanks. Can we have chocolate next time?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

now if the underwear was scandalous, you're holding out on us.

My weird dreams aren't nearly so hilarious. The latest one involved a snowball fight in the frozen food department grocery shopping. So mundane, and lacking in underwear.

Some of it was scandalous, some of it as very pretty and some of it was boring. I started trying to work it out and realized that the underwear, the person and the character they played in my dream were symbolic of how I viewed them and felt about them.

for example: the red queen was a department head who is very attractive but kind of alloof and bossy but likes me when I fix her computer. She was in a red merry widow with black lace over it, connected to black stockings and knee high stiletto boots.

The Mad Hatter was the CFO who is a nice guy but hard to read as far as if he is serious about something or not and was in typical white boxers.

 

[bluebell]

No, no not snarky at all. Especially since the wind of the moment is blowing Walrus by Sailboat Walrus. And the poor chortle does not suffer save in my own vocabulary, which is a bad hashing of english as is.

And feel no guilt. In some ways I like Alice dreams because they are so vivid and more surrealistic. Last time I had one it had all of my co-workers in various under wear as the characters. I kept trying to not giggle as I talked to people all the next day thinking about them as The Caterpillar, The mad Hatter, the cheshire cat etc all in underwear.

Phew (thank you!). And, whoa. I'm starting to feel freakishly linked to your mind. Scary.
I don't have dreams like that (mine tend to be frightening, mostly culminating with people giving chase and trying to murder me, not to be grotesque), but I wish I did.
I do have a mechanism rather like that for my waking hours, though. It helps see me through difficult situations, not kick difficult people in the shins, and most importantly, to claw through a difficult work week at times. I tend to classify people as either animals or characters according to their personalities. I have a friend at work who IS the Red Queen (she even lets me tell her that!). There's also The Cobra (HR, go figure), Argus (also HR), Howard Hughes, a boston terrier, a mole (literally, like, a mole) and residual essence of sugar glider (said sugar glider is no longer with the company).
Oh my god. I'm a terrible person.

My weird dreams aren't nearly so hilarious. The latest one involved a snowball fight in the frozen food department grocery shopping. So mundane, and lacking in underwear.

No, that's awesome!

Now I want ice cream.

Come here, little kiwi. I'll give you ice cream. *wheedles*

 

[starlightqueen]

Thanks. Can we have chocolate next time?

Only if there are fudge brownie chunks