Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

ROFLMAO


i have a golfers tan...

and i don't even golf.

 

[feeeriek]

ROFLMAO


i have a golfers tan...

and i don't even golf.

vella-lalalalalalalalalalalal mega pounce

 

[feeeriek]

*wonders what feee can do to get imp to spank her again*

 

[impressive]

*wonders what feee can do to get imp to spank her again*

Impertinent little blankie!

:caning:

 

[feeeriek]

Impertinent little blankie!

:caning:

impertinent

 

[impressive]

impertinent

Hey, go with it if you want the damned spanking.

 

[feeeriek]

Hey, go with it if you want the damned spanking.

bu...bu...bu...ok

 

[Belegon]

bu...bu...bu...ok

she can be both stubborn and convincing...

 

[feeeriek]

she can be both stubborn and convincing...

feee can be stubborn as well...she just wants a spanking

 

[impressive]

she can be both stubborn and convincing...

...and intensely satisfying.

 

[Belegon]

...and intensely satisfying.

while there is no denying that, I also am confident that no one in the AH ever believed otherwise, dear...

 

[DesertPirate]

while there is no denying that, I also am confident that no one in the AH ever believed otherwise, dear...

How true

Envious also

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

You know you are in a weird head space when you start analyzing porn for aesthetic quality.

But on the up side, I would make a damned good Director of Photography.

and a to christabell for an apology

 

[impressive]

while there is no denying that, I also am confident that no one in the AH ever believed otherwise, dear...

It sounds so domestic when you call me "dear."

 

[FatDino]

I love this city.

And you haven't even seen much of it yet.

 

[Gi_Venus]

I demand all of you get down and dirty with Gi_Venus, every now and then. Or else you are a bunch of wankers, and why am I suddenly here in unknown country defending Gi_Venus ? oh well. Sometimes the knight needs to defend the women he loves in life and Gi_Venus is one of them. Since Gi_Venus is a woman so treat her with love and affection, and don´t treat her as a freak or anything like that. Since if you don´t get down and dirty with her , then the knight will return.

Gently wolfie I got my feelings hurt is all.

 

[deathlynx]

Gently wolfie I got my feelings hurt is all.

Aw! *snugglies*

Mind if I taunt the wolf? It's nothing personal, just a cat thing

 

[feeeriek]

it doesn't matter...she doesn't matter

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Alexander Graham Bell you shit eating mother fucker!

Your damn invention is the bane of my existence! I hate you! Mr Watson should have bludgeoned you with the transmitter and then violated your ass with the receiver. and don't give me shit about without phones we wouldn't have the internet because Morse code with the dots and dashes is just one step away from 1 and 0. You know what the internet uses to communicate, thats right 1 and 0!

BTW Edison thinks you're a pussy and he said "neh neh less than ten inventions! you suck as an inventor!"

 

[Wolfman1982]

growl ? woof woof !

Aw! *snugglies*

Mind if I taunt the wolf? It's nothing personal, just a cat thing

the wolf has a cat already, the wolf knows the cat. And the cat knows when it has done wrong, so taunting me is usually harmless. So the cats taunt, is followed by a howling laugh from the wolfman.

Alexander Graham Bell you shit eating mother fucker!

Your damn invention is the bane of my existence! I hate you! Mr Watson should have bludgeoned you with the transmitter and then violated your ass with the receiver. and don't give me shit about without phones we wouldn't have the internet because Morse code with the dots and dashes is just one step away from 1 and 0. You know what the internet uses to communicate, thats right 1 and 0!

BTW Edison thinks you're a pussy and he said "neh neh less than ten inventions! you suck as an inventor!"

life is binary, do or do not.

 

[starlightqueen]

Hehe, easy now.

It can't be quite that bad. Without phones, there would be no phone sex.

And then what would people have done before the internet?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Hehe, easy now.

It can't be quite that bad. Without phones, there would be no phone sex.

And then what would people have done before the internet?

Ok, good point about the phone sex. I'll forgive him but only because of phone sex.

And only because I really really like phone sex.

I just hate the number of calls I get, and the vast majority of people who have my number.

I should just get a "for phone sex only" line and only answer that one

 

[feeeriek]

it is all meaningless in the end

 

[bluebell]

Okay, I was feeling about ten miles below rock-bottom, and then I read this:

Alexander Graham Bell you shit eating mother fucker!

Your damn invention is the bane of my existence! I hate you! Mr Watson should have bludgeoned you with the transmitter and then violated your ass with the receiver. and don't give me shit about without phones we wouldn't have the internet because Morse code with the dots and dashes is just one step away from 1 and 0. You know what the internet uses to communicate, thats right 1 and 0!

BTW Edison thinks you're a pussy and he said "neh neh less than ten inventions! you suck as an inventor!"

And I just can't find the justification anymore because I'm snickering now.
Damn you, Salvor. I wanted to pout.



I'm not fit to be alone and I'm not fit for company. Where the hell does that leave me?

 

[damppanties]

It is a very nice city. I haven't made it up there in a few years but hope to get back soon.

Damn cold in the winter though.

It is, isn't it?

Have you been up to Mount Washington yet?

Wasn't talking about that city. I'm in Canada for the spring break.
And no, haven't been up to Mount Washington yet. I haven't been out anywhere much really. Don't know many people yet and, just too busy with work and studies...