The porn fund

[TheEarl]

My baobei and I need your help choosing sex toys.

Basically, we got into a conversation about six months ago on the subject of sex things that we'd like to buy, given sufficient money, and realised that they were never going to rate highly enough on our debt-o-meter to actually get bought. So, we got a money-saving tin and have been dropping our loose change (and the occasional fiver!) into it ever since.

After weeks of my baobei giving me puppy-dog eyes and attemtpting to demonstrate that coins could be placed in the slot without going all the way in (and me sliding them in at an angle), I've finally agreed that the tin is full and that we can open it. We bet the first choice of purchase on who guessed closer to the amount in the tin: I guessed £47.23 and she guessed £42.00.

It turned out to be just about dead on £80.

So, we now have £80 to spend on sex toys... and don't quite know what's going to give us value for money. There's been vague talk of experimenting with aphrodisiacs, with a harness and dildo for a lady to don and a gentleman beginner to enjoy, with positioning cushions and with just generally more vibrators. So, I thought I'd open up my first choice for advice from the biggest group of perverts that I knew.

Any suggestions?

The Earl


PS. We have handcuffs, rope, blindfold, bullet (thanks L&V!), etc.

 

[impressive]

http://www.njoytoys.com/products/funwand.php

Love this. It's an investment, but it's VERY versatile. Can be heated, iced, boiled ... and used anywhere. Just don't drop it on your foot.

 

[impressive]

A thigh harness is quite nice & very affordable:

http://store.babeland.com/harnesses-thigh-more/thigh-harness

And your Lady can ride even after you tire.


This "Jaguar" leather one is the best I've yet encountered:

http://store.babeland.com/harnesses-2-strap/jaguar-harness

It feels really sexy under one's clothes, too.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

The Magic Wand. It's incredibly powerful and comes with attachments (there's other ones out there).

 

[john-the-author]

All of these are good choices. They have the added benefit of being really durable (unlike things like rabbits, which are expensive and can break). I've had one of the double-headed Hitachi magic wands forever--it's for my neck, honest, but jesus gawd it can relax your neck after a day at the office!--but they're really good. You can be G-spotting attachments inexpensively that fit over the tennis ball shaped head.

Good Vibrations (http://www.goodvibes.com/) has a great selection of high-quality toys. I'd suggest looking at them. They also stand by their products and have a reputation for picking quality items. There are also customer reviews there as I recall. You might enjoy the window shopping, too!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Keep saving. The get yourselves one of these: http://www.liberator.com/z_black_products_whirl.php

 

[Frank Noir]

A remote controlled vibrator is fun - I believe you can even get wireless devices now.

 

[TheEarl]

Thanks for the suggestions, one and all. Appreciate the help and the links to good sites. Currently trying to work out how to afford a harness, vibe and possibly some under-bed restraints like these under the budget.

This "Jaguar" leather one is the best I've yet encountered:

http://store.babeland.com/harnesses-2-strap/jaguar-harness

It feels really sexy under one's clothes, too.

See, now that one's really intriguing. Thanks imp.

The Earl

 

[SensualCealy]

Just remember bigger isn't always better. Instead of getting a huge dong 12" long think about girth instead. It hurts a woman if you jam too much in but if its a tad thick, it seems to work much better than having a long one.
Does that make sense?
C

 

[Guest]

All of these are good choices. They have the added benefit of being really durable (unlike things like rabbits, which are expensive and can break). I've had one of the double-headed Hitachi magic wands forever--it's for my neck, honest, but jesus gawd it can relax your neck after a day at the office!--but they're really good. You can be G-spotting attachments inexpensively that fit over the tennis ball shaped head.

Good Vibrations (http://www.goodvibes.com/) has a great selection of high-quality toys. I'd suggest looking at them. They also stand by their products and have a reputation for picking quality items. There are also customer reviews there as I recall. You might enjoy the window shopping, too!

I will second the godvibes stuff, except that one must follow the instructions that come with the vibes, or they die...

Mr fun toy reincarnated.

Maharat

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Keep saving. The get yourselves one of these: http://www.liberator.com/z_black_products_whirl.php

Holy shit that's hot.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Keep saving. The get yourselves one of these: http://www.liberator.com/z_black_products_whirl.php

Actually, $115 is about the same as 80 pounds. I don't know the exact rate of exchange but it should be pretty close.

Whe not a strapon with a second dildo connected to the strap that goes under her crotch? I believe you can get them with two additional toys for her to use, besides the one in the front that would tickle your prostate.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Holy shit that's hot.

I knew you'd like it. We love ours.

 

[jomar]

Here are a couple more good ones, especially the dildo.

http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-15BL03--m-17

http://store.babeland.com/dildos-lifelike/mr-bendy-pink

 

[TheEarl]

Keep saving. The get yourselves one of these: http://www.liberator.com/z_black_products_whirl.php

Hmmm. That looks interesting enough, but I can't see why that would be the dog's bollocks. This one, on the other hand, is amazingly hot and just brings all sorts of ideas to mind. The video gives so many ideas and that's the version that doesn't even involve any cuffs or restraints!

Why do you rate the Whirl so highly?

The Earl

 

[voluptuary_manque]

We have that one, as well, but Hot Mama gets a major charge out of the drive I can give her when she's riding. So far, she isn't heavily into the teathers, etc. I'm still working on that.

 

[TheEarl]

We have that one, as well, but Hot Mama gets a major charge out of the drive I can give her when she's riding. So far, she isn't heavily into the teathers, etc. I'm still working on that.

See, now for us: straps + new and interesting angles = large amounts of win.

I think we've found a winner. Now all I have to do is persuade the .co.uk site that it's actually English, rather than American, and then justify nearly doubling the amount we planned to spend.

The Earl

 

[voluptuary_manque]

See, now for us: straps + new and interesting angles = large amounts of win.

I think we've found a winner. Now all I have to do is persuade the .co.uk site that it's actually English, rather than American, and then justify nearly doubling the amount we planned to spend.

The Earl

See, now. The company is looking for franchises so if you could scrape together the dough, you could be the UK direct sales outlet and make more money than you can spend. Also, there'd be the additional advantage that you'd get all your toys for free!