Isolated Blurt Thread

[FatDino]

Why am I never invited?

Because you can't slice tomatoes.





















Kidding! You know I wuv you.

 

[Belegon]

So you get a *grope* and a kiss.

Me feel much more betterer now.

 

[damppanties]

Because you can't slice tomatoes.

Kidding! You know I wuv you.

Why do I need to slice tomatoes? You're going to do all the cooking. *shrug*

 

[damppanties]

Me feel much more betterer now.

Gropes always make things better.

 

[FatDino]

Why do I need to slice tomatoes? You're going to do all the cooking. *shrug*

But we're talking about why you don't get invited to Misty's, which is in the U.S. and I can't travel to the U.S..

 

[damppanties]

But we're talking about why you don't get invited to Misty's, which is in the U.S. and I can't travel to the U.S..

So when I'm at Misty's, Misty is going to do all the cooking.

 

[FatDino]

So when I'm at Misty's, Misty is going to do all the cooking.

She won't cook seafood.

 

[Misty_Morning]

So when I'm at Misty's, Misty is going to do all the cooking.

EXCUSE ME.....ahem.....gonna havta buy you some cookbooks and an apron.

 

[FatDino]

EXCUSE ME.....ahem.....gonna havta buy you some cookbooks and an apron.

Get her a rainbow apron.

 

[Misty_Morning]

She won't cook seafood. And I don't think you can get halal meat there.

That's right...no seafood.

 

[damppanties]

She won't cook seafood.

Can too.

EXCUSE ME.....ahem.....gonna havta buy you some cookbooks and an apron.

You said you'd cook!!

 

[damppanties]

Get her a rainbow apron.

 

[Misty_Morning]

Can too.


You said you'd cook!!

Yep...I cook...it's called....DELIVERY!

 

[DesertPirate]

Note to self, next time you are tempted to say something on a political thread around here, pound head against brick wall, it's more intelligent!

 

[damppanties]

Yep...I cook...it's called....DELIVERY!

I can live with that.

 

[FatDino]

I can live with that.

Really?

Then I know just what food to get you now.

 

[Misty_Morning]

Really?

Then I know just what food to get you now.

Ribs.

 

[FatDino]

Ribs.

She doesn't like pork. Sigh.

I mean, I have the phonebook...

 

[damppanties]

She doesn't like pork. Sigh.

I mean, I have the phonebook...

Gah. You said you'd cook! I demand to be cooked for.

 

[FatDino]

Gah. You said you'd cook! I demand to be cooked for.

Ramen noodles work?

 

[Misty_Morning]

She doesn't like pork. Sigh.

I mean, I have the phonebook...

news wire....there are beef ribs too...ask the folks in Texas ans Kansas....


though, I call that blasphemy.

 

[damppanties]

Ramen noodles work?

 

[Misty_Morning]

Gah. You said you'd cook! I demand to be cooked for.

ahem....first you need to learn how to cook for yourself so you'll be able to set some type of standard....


step 1.....sharpen the knife before you attempt to cut a tomato...(I think you have already learned this)

step 2...find the first aid kit (again...you know this too)

step 3 ....call Dominos...(hopefully by now, you have figured this out)


you tried enough....

 

[damppanties]

ahem....first you need to learn how to cook for yourself so you'll be able to set some type of standard....


step 1.....sharpen the knife before you attempt to cut a tomato...(I think you have already learned this)

step 2...find the first aid kit (again...you know this too)

step 3 ....call Dominos...(hopefully by now, you have figured this out)


you tried enough....

Hmpf.

1. The tomatoes were too soft. (I think)

2. I do have bandaids. I just didn't want to put one on a minor cut. It didn't even bleed much.

3. Our preferred italian delivery place is milanos.

4. She agreed to cook!

 

[Belegon]

They keep telling me that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...


really? I thought that was masturbation...