Betticus
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Okay, so I was feeling a lil down this morning and decided to hit the grocery store as I've been needing to get fresh stuff and I went down the ice cream aisle.
Oh my! The sights that my eyes beheld. All different kinds of icey treats to soothe the soul. I stopped in front of the glazed freezer doors at the Haagen-Dazs section. A veritable cornucopia of frozen bounty did my eyes lose focus on. My hand as if guided by some greater spirit opened the door and did close down upon an innocent pint of chocolate. The cold seeping through my fingers, I set this wonderful treasure in my basket and made my way to the register.
Not visions of sugar plum faeries nor warm memories of treats from Christmas dinners of yore did settle upon my mind but this one surreal fantasy. Running naked through the wild cocoa forests of the Amazon in search of the fantastic brown pearl that would make my day one of joy and contentment, the bright green foliage casting shadows upon the soft, bare earth as I leap and dance over jumbled roots and brooks of crystal clear water. To fall at last at the base of the one cocoa tree with the perfectly ripened fruit of the Gods. Fruit falling open at the behest of my trembling hands to spill out the heaven sent beans.
These amazing things my mind sees as I set a spoon full of Haagen-Dazs upon my tongue, to melt and fill my senses with its wonder just as the chemical cocktail that nature has imbued within frees me from stress and worry. I relax and float in the hedonistic enjoyment of the artistic master craft of the chocolatier.
Now, off to the freezer with the rest of you before insanity sets in and brain freeze.
Oh my! The sights that my eyes beheld. All different kinds of icey treats to soothe the soul. I stopped in front of the glazed freezer doors at the Haagen-Dazs section. A veritable cornucopia of frozen bounty did my eyes lose focus on. My hand as if guided by some greater spirit opened the door and did close down upon an innocent pint of chocolate. The cold seeping through my fingers, I set this wonderful treasure in my basket and made my way to the register.
Not visions of sugar plum faeries nor warm memories of treats from Christmas dinners of yore did settle upon my mind but this one surreal fantasy. Running naked through the wild cocoa forests of the Amazon in search of the fantastic brown pearl that would make my day one of joy and contentment, the bright green foliage casting shadows upon the soft, bare earth as I leap and dance over jumbled roots and brooks of crystal clear water. To fall at last at the base of the one cocoa tree with the perfectly ripened fruit of the Gods. Fruit falling open at the behest of my trembling hands to spill out the heaven sent beans.
These amazing things my mind sees as I set a spoon full of Haagen-Dazs upon my tongue, to melt and fill my senses with its wonder just as the chemical cocktail that nature has imbued within frees me from stress and worry. I relax and float in the hedonistic enjoyment of the artistic master craft of the chocolatier.
Now, off to the freezer with the rest of you before insanity sets in and brain freeze.