Wasting time away

[Kitten20057]

Hiya! I was wondering what people look for in another person. I was driving home from work today and saw my IDEAL!! Damn that man was fine. So here's my list of my ULTIMATE.

1. Tall. I mean tall. Like starting at 6'2 and going up.
2. well built alpha male - too many romances i guess but i LOVE someone who can boss me around.
3. Not broke - i'd prefer someone whose in the military or law enforcement. Its the uniform
4. has a truck or SUV and a motorcycle. Trucks are manly in my opinion. Motorcycles...well i don't think i have to explain that one.
5. loves a big woman. I'm big and i want someone who can truly enjoy all my curves.

And yes i know looking at this list that God has truly not made such a man as this. But I can tell you right now, if I ever EVER saw that he had, I think i would die from shock or orgasmic joy. Whichever came first, preferably the last one.

So tell me what y'all are thinking. And yes I am running from a certain character that has been way too silent for too long and now wants to drive me crazy with re-writes. Ahhh the joys of procrastination.

 

[NoJo]

I score 1.5. Interested?

 

[Guest]

I score 1.5. Interested?

Ooooh.

I am.

But only if you love hamsters.

If not, meh.

 

[NoJo]

Ooooh.

If not, meh.

you mean goats? How Alistair Crowley of you.

 

[Guest]

you mean goats? How Alistair Crowley of you.

It's the chin fur.

 

[rgraham666]

Hmm. Only six feet.

Not well built or alpha. In fact I loathe alphas. best use for them is clearing minefields, and they're usually stupid enough to do it.

On a disability. So I'm always broke.

Don't drive. I'd rather do something safe, like disarming IEDs in Iraq.

Define 'big'

I fail yet another test.

 

[3113]

I fail yet another test.

You sure did, Rob! You're supposed to create the test, silly man!

 

[Guest]

*le sigh*
another straight one.

 

[rgraham666]

You sure did, Rob! You're supposed to create the test, silly man!

Good thing I gave up my Mensa membership, eh.

Let's see.

At least as smart as me.
Likes being in handcuffs.

That's all I can think about at the moment.

 

[NoJo]

*le sigh*
another straight one.

DOn't pout just cos your'e less than 6'2.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

fat fifty, and happy

Sense of humor and a sense of fun. If you have those two things in spades, I really don't care what you look like. If you look good, that's a bonus.

Give me personality to looks any day. Who wants to go to bed with a moody model? Been there, done that.

I'll take a woman who is fat, fifty, and happy over one who is 20, 30 or 40 something, thin, and miserable.

 

[tickledkitty]

I think by sticking to your list you'll miss out on a lot of really great guys. Here's the thing, the perfect guy for you may not be the perfect physical specimen. You must be young.

 

[tickledkitty]

Sense of humor and a sense of fun. If you have those two things in spades, I really don't care what you look like. If you look good, that's a bonus.

Give me personality to looks any day. Who wants to go to bed with a moody model? Been there, done that.

I'll take a woman who is fat, fifty, and happy over one who is 20, 30 or 40 something, thin, and miserable.

Damn it. Don't make me like you.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Hiya! I was wondering what people look for in another person. I was driving home from work today and saw my IDEAL!! Damn that man was fine. So here's my list of my ULTIMATE.

1. Tall. I mean tall. Like starting at 6'2 and going up.
2. well built alpha male - too many romances i guess but i LOVE someone who can boss me around.
3. Not broke - i'd prefer someone whose in the military or law enforcement. Its the uniform
4. has a truck or SUV and a motorcycle. Trucks are manly in my opinion. Motorcycles...well i don't think i have to explain that one.
5. loves a big woman. I'm big and i want someone who can truly enjoy all my curves.

And yes i know looking at this list that God has truly not made such a man as this. But I can tell you right now, if I ever EVER saw that he had, I think i would die from shock or orgasmic joy. Whichever came first, preferably the last one.

So tell me what y'all are thinking. And yes I am running from a certain character that has been way too silent for too long and now wants to drive me crazy with re-writes. Ahhh the joys of procrastination.

I look for:

1. Foxiness. Chippy gotta be pretty, shapely, and fit a narrow range of "looks great in a bikini" features.
2. Well put together. Has to know make-up, fashion, and poise. Its not enough to look like Heidi Klum if we drab, bland, and muffle it with poor taste and no grace.
3. Submissive. Sexually. Mmmm.
4. Smart. I talk very much like I write, almost identically. I can be very hard to hold a conversation with, because of that. She gotta keep up.
5. Spontaneous. I like running off into tangential stuff... I will get on tables and dance, I will get on stages and sing, I will embarrass the holy-hell out of a date. I have little shame. She gotta be able to take that in stride and maybe go along a little.

 

[Guest]

DOn't pout just cos your'e less than 6'2.

if you were a chick...
oh the random acts of stalking that i would do...

 

[NoJo]

I look for:

1. Foxiness. Chippy gotta be pretty, shapely, and fit a narrow range of "looks great in a bikini" features.
2. Well put together. Has to know make-up, fashion, and poise. Its not enough to look like Heidi Klum if we drab, bland, and muffle it with poor taste and no grace.
3. Submissive. Sexually. Mmmm.
4. Smart. I talk very much like I write, almost identically. I can be very hard to hold a conversation with, because of that. She gotta keep up.
5. Spontaneous. I like running off into tangential stuff... I will get on tables and dance, I will get on stages and sing, I will embarrass the holy-hell out of a date. I have little shame. She gotta be able to take that in stride and maybe go along a little.

You'll make some lucky woman a wonderful husband.

 

[kimbalee]

You'll make some lucky woman a wonderful husband.

Yeah, well... I'm not so sure I'd call her lucky. I think he'll be lucky to find someone that will stick around long enough to put up with that. Oh, yeah, he wanted a "sub" type. They'll put up with a lot, and like it. lol

 

[Kitten20057]

This is a fantasy and in my fantasy he doesn't have to talk, just look good. I don't care if he's moody. Thats why we only would have to connect in the bedroom. As for the rest, well i guess 3 out of 5 wouldn't be too bad. But if i could find the TOTAL package I would definitely be a happy lady. And yes i am a little young, if you consider mid-twenties to be young.

 

[Katyusha]

3. Not broke - i'd prefer someone whose in the military or law enforcement. Its the uniform

Got news for you...a lot of men who are in law enforcement or in the military are flat broke. Neither pays very well in general, particularly not when compared with cost of living. Maybe you meant "not unemployed?"

I gotta agree with Tickledkitty and say I hope that you're not automatically ruling out any man that doesn't have all of the traits you list, because you will miss out on a lot of great guys and may never meet that man who is "the one." I wouldn't have ever gotten with my husband if I stuck to guys that had dark hair and bright blue eyes...I'd probably still be out there searching for "the one," while never knowing he'd been right in front of my face for a few years.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

You'll make some lucky woman a wonderful husband.

Yeah, well... I'm not so sure I'd call her lucky. I think he'll be lucky to find someone that will stick around long enough to put up with that. Oh, yeah, he wanted a "sub" type. They'll put up with a lot, and like it. lol

I'm sorry, was there a correct way to answer the question?

 

[kimbalee]

This is a fantasy and in my fantasy he doesn't have to talk, just look good. I don't care if he's moody. Thats why we only would have to connect in the bedroom. As for the rest, well i guess 3 out of 5 wouldn't be too bad. But if i could find the TOTAL package I would definitely be a happy lady. And yes i am a little young, if you consider mid-twenties to be young.

Oh, fantasy, just pretending... then I want him to look like "Slider" in Top Gun, and of course be able to fo the pose from the volleyball scene, be incredible romantic, speak like Sean Connery, be filthy stinkin' rich, and know how to rock my world in the bed room. What, askin' too much?

 

[kimbalee]

I'm sorry, was there a correct way to answer the question?

Just realized we were "PRETENDING" here. Sorry to sound snarky here...

 

[Kitten20057]

Yup just fantasy. Hell i know the man doesn't exist so i'm not leaving anyone out. But if he did, *sighs* damn the fun we'd have.

 

[Tricialen]

umm fantasy? tall, strong, gentle, at the same time alpha male, blue eyes, and of course rich

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Oh, well

"umm fantasy? tall, strong, gentle, at the same time alpha male, blue eyes, and of course rich"

Damn, I have hazel eyes. Oh, well...