Since I'm new here, I want to know something about the people I'm talkin with here.

[kimbalee]

I have met some great people here already. So friendly and very helpful. Tell me something about you. Could be funny, a little shocking, or just the best day you ever had. Choose anything at all.
The only stipulation here is that it has to be true. I'll go first:

I belong to a national charitable fraternal organization that raises money to help a ton of nonprofit organisations. (Amer heart assoc, MS, March of Dimes, Juv Diabetes, just to name a few) It is religiously based and just the fact that I would belong to a site like this would be enough to call into question my morals. It could even get me expelledfrom the organization. How about that?

Let's hear from you now...

I have to go to work and will be offline, but I can't wait to learn something about all of you here. Enjoy your day!

 

[oggbashan]

For more information than you probably want to know, go to the sticky at the top of the Author's Hangout:

AH Directory - A Proposal

Og

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Ahh... Ogg beat me to the AH Directory (which is also in my sig)...

 

[DesertPirate]

You could just look at our profiles?


Age 51, married, 3 daughters, 2 son in laws, 5 grandkids.
Former submarine sailor, race car crew chief, engine builder, and fabricator.
Currently a computer tech.
One charitable organization that supports ARC and the Special Olympics as a main focus among others.

 

[The_Fool]

I like good cigars, better whiskey and strong coffee...

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I like good cigars, better whiskey and strong coffee...

All that, plus redheads.

For more info check out my Directory Listing: http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=19936940&postcount=84

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

3'-2", blonde, multimillionair, have gigantic tits and I fucked Bill Clinton - twice.

Oh, and did I say I lie a lot?

 

[DesertPirate]

3'-2", blonde, multimillionair, have gigantic tits and I fucked Bill Clinton - twice.

Oh, and did I say I lie a lot?

I just knew it would be good
*snerk*

 

[Tricialen]

Hello,

I'm new here too. I'm short, curvy, and a redhead! Mostly I lurk around...too shy

 

[TxRad]

Since we're lying, I'm a six foot four Adonis of a Texas oil millionaire who moonlights in the oil fields as a roughneck for the fun of it.

I do work in the oil fields but that's about all that's true. I'm a true dirty old man, you can ask just about anyone except for maybe Abs or Rumple.

Oh and I write porn in my spare time.

 

[john-the-author]

Professional writer with a couple dozen non-fiction books under my belt, married (second time), 3 step-kids, musician, lots of cats.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Ok, just a little anecdote:

I used to play drums in a band. I was asked to join by one of the guitarists, who then went on to date my ex girlfriend. He spent so much time with her and not with the band that when I suggested we kick him out, no one argued. And then about 18 months later I quit and the band broke up

Anything else about me can be found in My Life Story (I really should update it though, seeing as how I actually had sex last year, and flew out to Vegas and back, and a few other things).

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm the surly bitch proprietor of Abstrusions, the coolest cyber bar on the net.

 

[glynndah]

I'm the Author's Hangout's good little witch.

 

[kimbalee]

Ok, just a little anecdote:

I used to play drums in a band. I was asked to join by one of the guitarists, who then went on to date my ex girlfriend. He spent so much time with her and not with the band that when I suggested we kick him out, no one argued. And then about 18 months later I quit and the band broke up

Anything else about me can be found in My Life Story (I really should update it though, seeing as how I actually had sex last year, and flew out to Vegas and back, and a few other things).

Yeah, that's the kind of stuff I meant. Something I haven't read in your profile already. Thanks! Ha ha hah! Good one!

 

[kimbalee]

I'm the surly bitch proprietor of Abstrusions, the coolest cyber bar on the net.

So I bet you are serving up attitude there, right? Probably the specialty of the house.

 

[cloudy]

I'm the Author's Hangout's good little witch.

...and I'm the bad witch.

Balance, you know.

 

[kimbalee]

I'm the Author's Hangout's good little witch.

Nice to see you here again.

 

[The_Fool]

I'm the Author's Hangout's good little witch.

...and I'm the bad witch.

Balance, you know.

There are so many places to take this. Going out with the two of you. glynndah dressed provactively in whites or ivory. cloudy dressed to kill in reds and blacks. Hmmmmm.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

3'-2", blonde, multimillionair, have gigantic tits and I fucked Bill Clinton - twice.

Oh, and did I say I lie a lot?

Jenny, you lie, yous 4'-2".

 

[kimbalee]

Jenny, you lie, yous 4'-2".

Shame on you, Jenny, and I believed it! lol I admit I'm pretty gullable, but...

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Everyone, almost everyone, has me on ignore. I like to stir the pudding.

Oh and I like to use smilies a lot.

Software Engineer by day, Super Hero by night...maybe not though.

I don't hang here much anymore...my new job has me going into an office. My old job I worked from home, so I was here all the time. Oh well such is life.

Welcome, and ignore all the liars. I have full dossier's on all of them. The only one who told the truth was Abs. All the rest are the same person who just happens to have a multiple personality disorder. Go figure.

 

[oggbashan]

Ancient retired and long-dead King who sometimes plays the part of a not-so-long dead King even though 400 years is dead enough but in reality I'm ancient and retired and some people think I'm alive but I do go on and on a bit and sometimes I forget the punctuation...

Og

 

[human_male]

I use my breasts to get attention.

 

[kimbalee]

Everyone, almost everyone, has me on ignore. I like to stir the pudding.

Oh and I like to use smilies a lot.

Software Engineer by day, Super Hero by night...maybe not though.

I don't hang here much anymore...my new job has me going into an office. My old job I worked from home, so I was here all the time. Oh well such is life.

Welcome, and ignore all the liars. I have full dossier's on all of them. The only one who told the truth was Abs. All the rest are the same person who just happens to have a multiple personality disorder. Go figure.

lol A sense of humor is a good thing to have. What kind of pudding do you make? Must be the wrong kind if they ignore you. Yeah, well I like smileys. So what. Engineer, huh? I like the science guys. I could never work from home. I'm sure of it. I'd be fired. lol So are you wearing a hat made of aluminum foil to thwart the evil waves from those you are keeping tabs on here? If not, you ahould. I might start.