Multiple Identity Contest

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You may only enter this contest if you have multiple identities on Literotica.

The rules to win are simple.

The one who has the most identities wins. That's it!

All you have to do is to list your identities and at the end of the contest, March 15th, I will tally the scores and declare the winner.

So, what's the prize?

$1,000.00 American.

The one with the most identities will win $1,000.

Good luck.

 

[tickledkitty]

You've obviously got some sort of ax to grind today. Who's supplying the $1000?

 

[Liar]

I'm me, Cloudy, Pure, Manu and BOSTONFICTIONWRITER

And on crotchless Fridays, I play the part of Og.

 

[impressive]

I'm me, Cloudy, Pure, Manu and BOSTONFICTIONWRITER

And on crotchless Fridays, I play the part of Og.

I'm Liar.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

*giggles and backs out of the thread* ok i thought you were gonna have a contest where my multiple personalities could compete

 

[Anna_Malia75]

I'm Liar.

And I'm impressive! (But you all knew that anyway. )

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I'm me, myself, Ireene, that other guy, somebody else, a few other people...

 

[Vermilion]

Me Myself and I, have just one point of view,
We all think you're wonderful, we do.
So if you pass us by,
Three hearts will break in two,
Cos Me, Myself and I
Are all in love with you
<wanders out singing>

 

[oggbashan]

I'm everyone who's not Scouries.

Og

 

[LoquaciousLady]

I'm everyone who's not Scouries.

Og

I wondered why I was feeling a bit masculine and British today.

 

[oggbashan]

I wondered why I was feeling a bit masculine and British today.

I'm sure you're more comfortable with pantyhose than I am as Henry VIII...

Og

 

[LoquaciousLady]

I'm sure you're more comfortable with pantyhose than I am as Henry VIII...

Og

Yes, well, when your thighs are as large as dear King Henry's you're bound to feel a bit chafed in tights. Poor fellow. No wonder he had such a rotten temper.

 

[oggbashan]

Yes, well, when your thighs are as large as dear King Henry's you're bound to feel a bit chafed in tights. Poor fellow. No wonder he had such a rotten temper.

Personally I think that anyone who had six wives had a rotten sense of judgement. He should have stuck with the first and adopted an heir.

Modern manufacturers don't make pantyhose in Henry VIII size. They might fit around the thigh but are never long enough. Even dancewear suppliers blanch at UK size 13 feet.

Og

 

[scouries]

Freddie,

I have only scouries and the grand_high_poobah (which I share with two female co-writers and Gabby). That seems enough for me. Like you, I also prefer that people know when I have something to say.

However my presence here has spawned a whole cavalcade of ALTS – here’s just a few of them:

Shitting_Bull
Babyfuckmommyplz
Scribbled
lloyd_5
Asswindr
TruthOrDare
Avery_Reynolds
AnonymousTroll
scouries_
the_AntiKKK
Gabby_
4glory6
Grand High Poop

Perhaps I should get a 25% agents fee for being their inspiration. If you agree please send the $250 to the SAVE THE MANATEE FUND. Thanks,

jrs

p.s. i liked todays story (chapter 3) about giving up sex - think i preferred it to chapters 1 or 2. keep it up!

 

[Vermilion]

Personally I think that anyone who had six wives had a rotten sense of judgement. He should have stuck with the first and adopted an heir.

Modern manufacturers don't make pantyhose in Henry VIII size. They might fit around the thigh but are never long enough. Even dancewear suppliers blanch at UK size 13 feet.

Og

you'd be surprised... there are several sites now that cater to larger girls and girls who are crossing over...

www.stockingshq.co.uk sells stockings in large sizes, not sure whether they do tights, but it might be worth a shot :0




x
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[Stella_Omega]

You can call me Al.

 

[oggbashan]

You can call me Al.

Which Al is supposed to call you? Al Gore?

Og

 

[Vermilion]

You can call me Al.

I can call you Betty...

 

[Stella_Omega]

I can call you Betty...

Betty Banal...

 

[impressive]

Betty Banal...

That's Butty.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Personally I think that anyone who had six wives had a rotten sense of judgement. He should have stuck with the first and adopted an heir.

Og

If he had done that, just think how different a world this would be.

I thought Elizabeth was his daughter by his first wife.

 

[oggbashan]

If he had done that, just think how different a world this would be.

I thought Elizabeth was his daughter by his first wife.

Mary was his daughter by Catherine of Aragon (First wife originally married to his brother).

Elizabeth was his daughter by Anne Boleyn (Second wife).

During his lifetime both of them were declared illegitimate when their mothers' marriages were annulled. In Anne Boleyn's case, the marriage was annulled BEFORE she had her head cut off.

Og

 

[Vermilion]

If he had done that, just think how different a world this would be.

I thought Elizabeth was his daughter by his first wife.

Nope. Second. Anne Boleyn.

Mary was got on Katherine of Aragon, wife number one.

Anne Boleyn got her booted out and had Edward

Anne Boleyn was beheaded after a number of miscarriages and deformed babies (witchcraft and incest as an excuse, how very Lit) and he married Jane Seymour

Jane had Edward, and died within days of Puerperal (or childbirth) fever.

After her it was the Mare of Flanders (divorced), Katherine Howard (beheaded for cheating) and finally Catherine Parr who only missed being beheaded by a few weeks - he died before he got round to it.

I don;t know why the women kept agreeing to marry him!

 

[Vermilion]

Mary was his daughter by Catherine of Aragon.

Elizabeth was his daughter by Anne Boleyn.

During his lifetime both of them were declared illegitimate when their mothers' marriages were annulled. In Anne Boleyn's case, the marriage was annulled BEFORE she had her head cut off.

Og

dammit, pipped at the post

 

[oggbashan]

Technically, none of Henry's wives were "divorced".

Their marriages were annulled i.e. declared invalid from the start.

Og