Ya Know You're Old When....

[Misty_Morning]

you realize the calculator you wanna replace is in the "HP virtual museum"






next......

 

[LoquaciousLady]

...you have to explain to teenagers what the Challenger was and why anybody cared that it exploded.

 

[starrkers]

Your entire wardrobe has been "in" and "out" at least twice.

 

[SeaCat]

Your bike and your Leathers are older than most of your co-workers.

You can remember when gas was below $2.00 a gallon.

You know what Disco was, and remember what a Moon Boot is.

You remember celebrating the American Bicentenial.

You remember when it was a big deal that your home computer had 8K of onboard RAM.

You know what an 8088 computer is.

You remember with fondness cars that didn't have computers.

You remember fighting with your neighbors kids, and there was no threat of a lawsuit.

Eggs and unpasturized milk were acceptable

Doctors didn't scream when you mentioned Bacon as a part of your menu.

Cat

 

[Misty_Morning]

someone says window pane and all you can do is smile, smile smile

 

[ABSTRUSE]

you explain what you had for dinner in excrutiating detail using your hands to show the size of the portions and steal the rolls for your dog.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

You are attracted to girls young enough to be your daughter.

I haven't reached that one yet, but I'm getting close.

 

[SeaCat]

You are attracted to girls young enough to be your daughter.

I haven't reached that one yet, but I'm getting close.

Dude I was asked for ID by a young lady less than half my age.

You know you're getting older when you look at some sweet young thing and then look at her mother.

You know you're getting older when you look at a 21 year old and think they are children.

Cat

 

[SeaCat]

someone says window pane and all you can do is smile, smile smile

Do you remember what a Lid was?

Cat

 

[cloudy]

someone says window pane and all you can do is smile, smile smile

*snort*

When your teenager really gets into your "retro" music.

Do you remember what a Lid was?

Cat

Indeed I do, and I also remember when a lid cost ten bucks. Tai stick, anyone?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*snort*

When your teenager really gets into your "retro" music.

"We're the Kids in America....wooohooooo"

 

[sweetness6280]

*snort*

When your teenager really gets into your "retro" music.

OMG Mine are into the Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, and the Doors right now.

 

[slyc_willie]

When you can go out with a woman exactly half your age and not be arrested.

When you think of legwarmers and big hair and get turned on.

When Styx is playing on an 'oldies' station

When you look at your wardrobe and see that you still have that Bon Jovi concert T-shirt . . . from 'Slippery When Wet.'

When an all-you-can-eat buffet is no longer a bargain.

 

[SeaCat]

you explain what you had for dinner in excrutiating detail using your hands to show the size of the portions and steal the rolls for your dog.

Abs, you really have to worry when you look at the dinner and think about how the leftovers will taste for lunch.

Cat

 

[cloudy]

OMG Mine are into the Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, and the Doors right now.

My 18-year-old is into Led Zeppelin and Rush. He has good taste in music.

 

[slyc_willie]

You know you're getting older when you look at a 21 year old and think they are children.

Cat

I call anyone at work who's under 25 (and there are quite a few) a 'kid.'

 

[sweetness6280]

I call anyone at work who's under 25 (and there are quite a few) a 'kid.'

I am at school with 18 - 25 yr olds all day. Actually, most of them are pretty cool.

 

[starrkers]

When you see the birthdate of a co-worker and they were born AFTER you completed university.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

They do remakes of tv shows you watched as a kid.

 

[SeaCat]

When you can go out with a woman exactly half your age and not be arrested.

When you think of legwarmers and big hair and get turned on.

When Styx is playing on an 'oldies' station

When you look at your wardrobe and see that you still have that Bon Jovi concert T-shirt . . . from 'Slippery When Wet.'

When an all-you-can-eat buffet is no longer a bargain.

Bwahahahahaha,

You got me.

When you think of Dirty Dancing and get a woody.

When you have to explain to your co-workers who Styx, Black Sabath and Deep Purple were.

When you remember Long Hair and Tattoes marked one as being an outcast.

When your riding a Bike meant you were an outlaw.

When all you can eat Buffets were unheard of.

When being on Welfare was something to be ashamed of.

Cat

 

[SeaCat]

you realize the calculator you wanna replace is in the "HP virtual museum"






next......

Misty,

Do you remember the LED Calculators? I do.

Cat

 

[sweetness6280]

OK, gonna really "date" myself.

You remember when there were only 3 channels on the TV, 4 if you got PBS.

You had a "mobile phone" that was the size of a man's shoe.

You remember sitting in gas lines, only on odd or even days.

You remember when the Rubik's cube came out.

 

[Misty_Morning]

Indeed I do, and I also remember when a lid cost ten bucks. Tai stick, anyone?

does anyone remember a four finger bag? or a two or three?

 

[slyc_willie]

Bwahahahahaha,

You got me.

When you think of Dirty Dancing and get a woody.

When you have to explain to your co-workers who Styx, Black Sabath and Deep Purple were.

When you remember Long Hair and Tattoes marked one as being an outcast.

When your riding a Bike meant you were an outlaw.

When all you can eat Buffets were unheard of.

When being on Welfare was something to be ashamed of.

Cat

When you quote 'History Of The World' and they don't get it

When you remember when being a skater wasn't cool

When you remember when everything really cool was 'bad.'

 

[starrkers]

...when you used a slide rule rather than a calculator.