You know it's a Monday when...

Millificent

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You go to put the kids in the van to take them to school. It's extremely windy and you're standing there waiting for them to get in so you can shut the door and something cold and wet (much like snow) flies through the air and lands on your chest and nose and you realize with much distaste that you've just been pooped on by a bird.
 
You go to put the kids in the van to take them to school. It's extremely windy and you're standing there waiting for them to get in so you can shut the door and something cold and wet (much like snow) flies through the air and lands on your chest and nose and you realize with much distaste that you've just been pooped on by a bird.


Awwwww Ive been there done that.. So sorry Millificent.. :rose:
 
You know its Monday when its the first day of your vacation and your remember something you forgot to do at work. You have to get up and get dressed and go to work anyway.
 
You know it's monday when Milly gets pooped on by a bird.

Sorry Milly.:(

No, seriously. You know it's Monday when your spouse has taken your car and then the furnace craps out again - and you need to wear six layers of clothing to stay warm.

AAARGH
 
You know its Monday when the weather channel reports that its ten degrees warmer than it actually is.
 
You know its Monday when you wake up, put the news on, and the schools are on a two hour delay already.

Nice way to start the week.:rolleyes:

With winter storm coming in tonight 2-5 inches of snow! :eek: cripes..when is my weekend start????
 
You go to put the kids in the van to take them to school. It's extremely windy and you're standing there waiting for them to get in so you can shut the door and something cold and wet (much like snow) flies through the air and lands on your chest and nose and you realize with much distaste that you've just been pooped on by a bird.

Note to self: Don't kiss "v" on her nose today.

:D
 
Note to self: Don't kiss "v" on her nose today.

:D

awe, come on. She'd kiss you. *giggles*

ok, you know it is Monday when you leave your home 20 mins before work (normal travel time) and don't get to work for another 40 mins. Stupid people don't know how to drive in the cold! IT'S NOT EVEN SNOWING!!

oh well, though, it's not poop in the face at least. *sniggers*
 
One of the joys of living in the south. If it either rains or gets cold, everyone's commone sense goes right out the window
 
You go to put the kids in the van to take them to school. It's extremely windy and you're standing there waiting for them to get in so you can shut the door and something cold and wet (much like snow) flies through the air and lands on your chest and nose and you realize with much distaste that you've just been pooped on by a bird.

Isn't that supposed to be good luck though. Or maybe it is just the definition of irony..
 
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