Why do nice guys finish "LAST"?

[Le Jacquelope]

Good for you! Those lousy single moms looking to trap a nice guy like you to raise their bratty demon seed.... you're too smart to fall for that shit! Rock on!

I ain't no damned nice guy. I sure as hell didn't jump through hoops for pussy, at least not after I left my teen years.

I discovered I like eating pussy a lot and that got it coming my way.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Well good for you Pink, I can tell your still young yet. You might just change your ways. But, have fun none the less.

"kids these days"

She'll change her ways when she needs a nice guy to take care of her and her kids she's gonna have with those bad boys.

Trust me you don't wanna be there to pick up those pieces.

 

[phrodeau]

How come no one gives women shit when they whine

"where have all the good men gone"?


Hmmm. That's yet another inconsistency no one wants to talk about.

That's not true. You're blind and/or deaf.

 

[thebig1]

She'll change her ways when she needs a nice guy to take care of her and her kids she's gonna have with those bad boys.

Trust me you don't wanna be there to pick up those pieces.

I'm living it now

 

[naughtycakes]

I ain't no damned nice guy. I sure as hell didn't jump through hoops for pussy, at least not after I left my teen years.

I discovered I like eating pussy a lot and that got it coming my way.

That's right! You tell that pussy, it's coming your way or the highway!

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg290/naughtycakes/iwhbydmeme.jpg

 

[renard_ruse]

If you have a son, fuck off with the sensitive new age shit and the feminist shit and for sure, ignore what women say. Watch what women do. When you're done watching, you'll know you need to:

a) Pump your son full of human growth hormone. Height matters a HELL of a lot. Tall men get laid more.
b) Put him in sports and put his back to the sea - sports or bust. Show him all the benefits of being a quarterback and getting laid: it's the fucking truth, so show him.
c) Make him work out like hell. Not all women fall all over themselves for a chiseled body, but life is a numbers game: and the numbers STRONGLY favor you in the mating game if you're hella ripped.
d) Make him learn about finance. A rich man is not necessarily attractive to all women, but mating is a numbers game and wealth wins the numbers game.

If you are successful in those endeavors, your kid can't lose.

There's more to life than having women like you. Like liking yourself. When you get older you realize that being popular with the opposite sex is not that important. Then they seem to start liking you more at that point anyway and you don't have to settle for someone with five kids from a bunch of other men.

 

[Light Ice]

Nice men don't finish last. Selfishly-insecure and non-assertive men do. Women want a man they don't have to look after, maybe even a man that can look after them. Step back on sweet and focus on being genuine even if you don't think they'll want to hear what you're telling them.

Any woman who can't handle an assertive man isn't worth your time anyway. The faster you figure that out the better off you'll be.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

There's more to life than having women like you.

Sure there is. But take a look at thesorrow07 or Ishmael - there's an example of what happens to a man when women (in real life) don't want them.

Like liking yourself.

Show me one man who doesn't like himself after getting laid.

When you get older you realize that being popular with the opposite sex is not that important. Then they seem to start liking you more at that point anyway and you don't have to settle for someone with five kids from a bunch of other men.

Ehm, if you want to wait until you get older to be liked by women, then go for it...

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Nice men don't finish last. Selfishly-insecure and non-assertive men do. Women want a man they don't have to look after, maybe even a man that can look after them.

That's my point.

Women want men to look after them - they will not reciprocate.

Women want more than they will give.

A man puts out far more than he gets back, in any given relationship. Sure, he gets pussy, but that's assuming her nads are worth more than his - and that assumption is the assumption that chumps make.



Selfishly insecure women want men to look after them.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

That's right! You tell that pussy, it's coming your way or the highway!

So how much did your man spend on you in order to get laid?

 

[naughtycakes]

So how much did your man spend on you in order to get laid?

Some of us don't equate money with sex... but since you do, and you seem to be such a woman hater I suggest you:

A. Go gay... try on a cock for size, you never know, you just might like it, then you can stop bitching about bitches.

B. If you like da pussy but hate the woman who wears it, buy yourself one of those plastic pussy things and fuck that... invest in it once, you'll never have to take it out to dinner, raise it's bratty kids or listen to it whine.

C. Go to hookers for sex (you're probably way ahead of me on this one). Even exchange, you get what you pay for.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Some of us don't equate money with sex...

True, you sometimes hide your insecurities in height obsession, damsel in distress fantasies or sometimes you just want to date your dad without actually dating your DAD, so to speak.

Then when things go horribly wrong, it's always someone else's fault but yours.

Jokes about sex toys? C'mon, now. You probably have a few vibes sitting around at home. No doubt because your sex life sucks to fucking hell.

 

[naughtycakes]

True, you sometimes hide your insecurities in height obsession, damsel in distress fantasies or sometimes you just want to date your dad without actually dating your DAD, so to speak.

Then when things go horribly wrong, it's always someone else's fault but yours.

Jokes about sex toys? C'mon, now. You probably have a few vibes sitting around at home. No doubt because your sex life sucks to fucking hell.

Who's joking, dude? I was being totally serious. But wait, it must be that you get some sort of enjoyment from your constant bitching, otherwise, you wouldn't invest so much energy into it.

You obviously hate women, so I was just trying to come up with some constructive suggestions to help you out.

Hate to dissapoint you, but I don't have any sex toys... don't need 'em, my hands do the trick just fine. As for my sex life, I'd wager it's way better than yours, but I guess that's not saying much.

But, seriously, you only addressed one of my points, could you please comment on points A and C? Let me recap: How 'bout trying some cock on for size and why not opt for hookers (exclusively, I mean)?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Who's joking, dude? I was being totally serious. But wait, it must be that you get some sort of enjoyment from your constant bitching, otherwise, you wouldn't invest so much energy into it.

You obviously hate women, so I was just trying to come up with some constructive suggestions to help you out.

Hate to dissapoint you, but I don't have any sex toys... don't need 'em, my hands do the trick just fine. As for my sex life, I'd wager it's way better than yours, but I guess that's not saying much.

But, seriously, you only addressed one of my points, could you please comment on points A and C? Let me recap: How 'bout trying some cock on for size and why not opt for hookers (exclusively, I mean)?

LOL you're going to go into debt wagering on a bet like that.

As for your "points", you're an idiot. You have no points except the one on your head.


And no wonder your hands are so gangrenous.

You're on ignore now. I don't have time anymore on Lit to bother with you pathetic trolls. Go find someone else to validate your leech-off-men lifestyle.

 

[naughtycakes]

LOL you're going to go into debt wagering on a bet like that.

As for your "points", you're an idiot. You have no points except the one on your head.


And no wonder your hands are so gangrenous.

You're on ignore now. I don't have time anymore on Lit to bother with you pathetic trolls. Go find someone else to validate your leech-off-men lifestyle.

OMG LT/LJ put me on iggy!!!!!!!
(or so he claims)

I feel so.... so.... accomplished!

Yay me!
*pats own back*

 

[Redatlit]

OMG LT/LJ put me on iggy!!!!!!!
(or so he claims)

I feel so.... so.... accomplished!

Yay me!
*pats own back*

High five, hon. I've been there for weeks. If you're a woman and smarter than LT/LJ, not a huge feat, you go on iggy after you cyber kick his ass.

 

[naughtycakes]

High five, hon. I've been there for weeks. If you're a woman and smarter than LT/LJ, not a huge feat, you go on iggy after you cyber kick his ass.

Well, I guess I'm in really good company

But I bet he's got no one on ignore... he's too self-involved for that. He's probably reading this right now.

Na-nee-na-nee-boo-boo you can't respond 'cause you gotta pretend we're on ig-no-ore!!!

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Wow, it's funny how I totally kick someone's ass, put them on ignore, and they're STILL begging for my attention.

You two ought to take up telemarketing.

 

[Redatlit]

Well, I guess I'm in really good company

But I bet he's got no one on ignore... he's too self-involved for that. He's probably reading this right now.

Na-nee-na-nee-boo-boo you can't respond 'cause you gotta pretend we're on ig-no-ore!!!

It probably is killing him. He doesn't want to take me on because he comes out battered and bruised. Now, thanks to you, he's probably curled up on his cot sucking his thumb.

 

[naughtycakes]

Wow, it's funny how I totally kick someone's ass, put them on ignore, and they're STILL begging for my attention.

You two ought to take up telemarketing.

Hahahahahahahah!

I thought I was on ignore!

Too funny!

 

[Redatlit]

Wow, it's funny how I totally kick someone's ass, put them on ignore, and they're STILL begging for my attention.

You two ought to take up telemarketing.

We're mocking you.

 

[naughtycakes]

Wow, it's funny how I totally kick someone's ass, put them on ignore, and they're STILL begging for my attention.

You two ought to take up telemarketing.

Oh please LT, pretty please... can we have some attention.... and wait, there's more, you also get a free year of Time/Life with that subscription....

Hahahahahahah!!!

 

[Le Jacquelope]

"Women want a man they don't have to look after, maybe even a man that can look after them."

And it's exactly THIS kind of female weakling that raises the most hell when their sense of entitlement is challenged (see above).

 

[PassionatePatty]

LOL you're going to go into debt wagering on a bet like that.

As for your "points", you're an idiot. You have no points except the one on your head.


And no wonder your hands are so gangrenous.

You're on ignore now. I don't have time anymore on Lit to bother with you pathetic trolls. Go find someone else to validate your leech-off-men lifestyle.

*applaudes*

Isn't ignore wonderful!

 

[dolf]

That's my point.

Women want men to look after them - they will not reciprocate.

Women want more than they will give.

and this isn't generalising and steriotyping women?

i don't know any women who don't give a huge amount of support to the men in their lives.
they might make less of a show of it...you don't flash cash to make him comfort food after a hard day, do little things that makehis life run smoother, provide the "you can do it/you're a good man/you're loved and valued" bit.

they mght not all be the main bread winner or make a big deal about expensive gifts but those day to day things that keep him going and make his life easier and happier take far more time and effort.