UnderYourSpell
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Rofllllllllllll
I can waggle my let ear but nothing particularly sexy about that
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Rofllllllllllll
I can waggle my let ear but nothing particularly sexy about that
Homburg
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Is not! Didja see any bold text? Just lil ole me.
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What? You mean He doesn't follow you everywhere? JK. I didn't think you were as prone to pat answers as your sexual probiscus... (Did I mention I can touch the tip of my probiscus with the tip of my tongue?)
UnderYourSpell
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I could reach a nip but lets not get carried away here lol
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Well, He does occassionally inform my language.
I can't get to the tip of my nose with my tongue, but I can certainly touch my nose with mine. It's not the length of the tongue that impresses, I've found, it is a combination of speed, strength, and thickness. It really is more in how you use it, I guess.
UnderYourSpell
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but I can certainly touch my nose with mine.
pardon?
pardon?
Homburg
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Tongue. Nose. Touches. Just not to the tip. I can get to just behind the tip, on the lower edge of the nose.
Why this is relevant, I dunno.
UnderYourSpell
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Ohhh your tongue! sorreeeeeeeeee
unpredictablebijou
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ahem. you're about to get some very inappropriate attention from me if you aren't careful.
see above.
I could demonstrate. Come into the back room and lemme show you.
bj
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Yup. I think it is the thickness of said tongue that keeps me from getting to the tip of my nose.
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"blinks*
You all will have to excuse me. I have some business to attend to.
*makes his way to the back room*
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*really inappropriate and unprofessional noises being made in the walk-in freezer*
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*pokes probiscus tip in*
Oh goodness. That's delightful. Now go and read Tess2's 5 senses poem Potlatch and be envious...
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*rushes out, straightening clothes, wrestling fruitlessly with outrageously messy hair*
ahem.
you're right, that is extraordinary. She's kicking ASS in there today.
forgot to put the specials up. Tonight we're having Sacred Cow Bearnaise with garlic mashed potatoes and fresh asparagus.
bj
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I just sent this link to a friend of mine, and thought this thread should so have it.
So here. Clicking on that will take you to a page where you can listen to Langston Hughes read poetry from his Weary Blues. It's marvelous stuff, and Hughes is accompanied by original jazz, some it written and played by Charles Mingus. But beautiful.
So here. Clicking on that will take you to a page where you can listen to Langston Hughes read poetry from his Weary Blues. It's marvelous stuff, and Hughes is accompanied by original jazz, some it written and played by Charles Mingus. But beautiful.
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I just sent this link to a friend of mine, and thought this thread should so have it.
So here. Clicking on that will take you to a page where you can listen to Langston Hughes read poetry from his Weary Blues. It's marvelous stuff, and Hughes is accompanied by original jazz, some it written and played by Charles Mingus. But beautiful.
yay! tonight's entertainment!
I gotta go now. but the bistro is obviously set for music this evening...
*wanders out and orders an Irish Coffee, extra warm*
Brr, chilly in there. Er, out there.
Is that ice in your moustache?
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Do you realise that when I come online this is the verrrrrrrry first place I come?
UnderYourSpell
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We've got driving rain ... I now have a moat
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I'm very flattered, darlin'. Be sure that I know all your favorites so i can have them in stock.
Here's one of the entertainers for this afternoon. I love this guy.
I dunno. There was some frosting back in that walk-in and it's gone now.
I know nothing and was never there.
I take no responsibility for weather, but I'm glad it's a bonus in this case. I've been to Oklahoma. I'm sure it must have its good points.
bj
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Maybe I should check.
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hmmm, well, I, errrr - I suppose
how is your part of Kansas?
Mine is all white and cold and I want a fire to snuggle up next to and listen to love poetry and drink hot choc and eat sweets....
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I'll go with you. I need to, um, get something...
hmmm, well, I, errrr - I suppose
how is your part of Kansas?
Mine is all white and cold and I want a fire to snuggle up next to and listen to love poetry and drink hot choc and eat sweets....
help me out, here, Shanka-sama. I'm trying to be diplomatic.
We're not getting the huge storm they predicted - it's just a tiny little dusting at the moment. Cold, though.
Love poetry, or at least lust poetry
Sweets to the sweet
and something nice and warm.
Hot, even.
Bienvenue, baby,
bj
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