The Ask Homburg's Cock™ Thread

[Homburg]

Uh huh. If it makes you feel bigge... er better to tell yourself those stories, go right ahead.


Don't worry Dickhead, I won't scare you again.

Oh - gotta go. I just finished downloading some videos of Erika Nagai and going to have a look at it. You should look her up sometime.

My Cock: I found very little with a Google Image Search. What I found was intriguing. Source?

Totally fine with her now? Just gonna share porn with her all buddy-buddy?

My Cock: She has good taste. I care little for politics in the face of hotness...

Good to see that you have such high ethical standards.

My Cock: A stiff Cock hath no conscience.

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dear homburg's cock,

can you expand upon the meaning of "worship" when you say one should worship the cock?

*one who wishes to please properly*

Dear Homburg's C**k,

I am seconding what MIS said. One needs to learn additional ways to worship. Not that one wouldn't mind be worshiped in return.

Sincerely,
And Adoring Fan

My Cock: It is simple.

1) Kneel.

2) Gaze worshipfully upon My Maginificence.

3) Do as you are fucking told.

Simple.

Not terribly specific.

My Cock: Deities, classically speaking, are fickle, demanding entities. Their worship needs changed randomly. If the gods were allowed to have changing whims, why should I limit Myself to one form of worship?

I.... Wow. I can feel the Cock-Ego crowding me for space, and I'm in a big room...

 

[DeservingBitch]

My Cock: I found very little with a Google Image Search. What I found was intriguing. Source?

Totally fine with her now? Just gonna share porn with her all buddy-buddy?

My Cock: She has good taste. I care little for politics in the face of hotness...

Good to see that you have such high ethical standards.

My Cock: A stiff Cock hath no conscience.

Google Tamakeri. She's a big star of the genre.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Dear Homburg's C**k,

I am seconding what MIS said. One needs to learn additional ways to worship. Not that one wouldn't mind be worshiped in return.

Sincerely,
And Adoring Fan

I AM TOTALLY ON THIS TOPIC. however i have a finger injury thats going to make typing really tough for a few days. after that, i'd LOVE to talk about this.

oh would i love to discuss this. from both sides even. gimme time for the big slice in the finger to heal up a bit.

bj

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

.. My Cock: It is simple.

1) Kneel.

2) Gaze worshipfully upon My Maginificence.

3) Do as you are fucking told.

Simple.

Not terribly specific.

My Cock: Deities, classically speaking, are fickle, demanding entities. Their worship needs changed randomly. If the gods were allowed to have changing whims, why should I limit Myself to one form of worship?

I.... Wow. I can feel the Cock-Ego crowding me for space, and I'm in a big room...

Yeah, I was expecting at least a couple more specific examples. That's ok. It made me laugh. Not that I wouldn't do exactly that. But it still made me laugh.

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

I AM TOTALLY ON THIS TOPIC. however i have a finger injury thats going to make typing really tough for a few days. after that, i'd LOVE to talk about this.

oh would i love to discuss this. from both sides even. gimme time for the big slice in the finger to heal up a bit.

bj

I hope your finger feels better soon. I'd be all for discussing this further too. Especially seeing as my guy LOVES this sort of attention. And I'm always up to learn new things. Both sides sounds awesome too. <eagerly awaits a healed finger>

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I hope your finger feels better soon. I'd be all for discussing this further too. Especially seeing as my guy LOVES this sort of attention. And I'm always up to learn new things. Both sides sounds awesome too. <eagerly awaits a healed finger>

its an excellent incentive to heal. i promise - maybe it could even be a thread...

o yeah. all about that.

bj

 

[Homburg]

Google Tamakeri. She's a big star of the genre.

My Cock: What was said earlier about your tastes? I rescind it. You are off The List.

Hunh?

My Cock: I will speak on it no more.

Oookay.

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I AM TOTALLY ON THIS TOPIC. however i have a finger injury thats going to make typing really tough for a few days. after that, i'd LOVE to talk about this.

oh would i love to discuss this. from both sides even. gimme time for the big slice in the finger to heal up a bit.

bj

its an excellent incentive to heal. i promise - maybe it could even be a thread...

o yeah. all about that.

bj

My Cock: Heal. More. Quickly.

Oh, interested in this one, eh? She's on The List?

My Cock: She is special, unique. Like a beautiful spring day that can only be experienced, not repeated. A spring day in... KANSAS.

I should've expected that.

My Cock: KANSAS.

Little bit interested, eh?

My Cock: I give you two months. You will get Me to Kansas. Two months.

Two whole months? Nice of you.

My Cock: Never let it be said that I am not the soul of generosity.

You realise that in that time we'll be in Massachusetts. We'll probably be a bit busy.

My Cock: Right. Three months. I give you three months. There is nothing hot going on in three months, right?

I'll discuss it with my personal assistant.


ETA: There is a good thread on this called "Oral Servitude". Turned into a photo thread, inexplicably.

 

[DeservingBitch]

My Cock: What was said earlier about your tastes? I rescind it. You are off The List.

Hunh?

My Cock: I will speak on it no more.

Oookay.

What list now?

 

[Homburg]

What list now?

*shrug* He refuses to talk about it.

 

[DeservingBitch]

*shrug* He refuses to talk about it.

So, basically, I have the effect of cold water on your little guy, right?

Hehe.

 

[graceanne]

My Cock: Right. Three months. I give you three months. There is nothing hot going on in three months, right?

I'll discuss it with my personal assistant.

Personal Assistant. Hm. I wonder who that could be.

 

[graceanne]

So, basically, I have the effect of cold water on your little guy, right?

Hehe.

Your horns are showing.

 

[DeservingBitch]

Your horns are showing.

Horns? What horns?

*looks angelical*

 

[graceanne]

Horns? What horns?

*looks angelical*

The ones holding up your halo.

 

[DeservingBitch]

The ones holding up your halo.

LOL.

Fuck. I thougth nobody would notice.

 

[graceanne]

LOL.

Fuck. I thougth nobody would notice.

I know and see all.

SNOWY! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE EATING THAT!

 

[Homburg]

So, basically, I have the effect of cold water on your little guy, right?

Hehe.

Oh no, he's still perfectly fine with your ampic thread. He's just being less-than-civil.

*shrug* Cocks.

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Personal Assistant. Hm. I wonder who that could be.

I'm male. Scheduling is beyond me.

 

[DeservingBitch]

Oh no, he's still perfectly fine with your ampic thread. He's just being less-than-civil.

*shrug* Cocks.

So, he likes those uh?

Pic1
Pic2

 

[BiBunny]

So, he likes those uh?

Pic1
Pic2

He might not...but I do.

 

[graceanne]

I'm male. Scheduling is beyond me.

It's a guy thing? And here I thought it was just you and K.

 

[myinnerslut]

So, he likes those uh?

Pic1
Pic2

are you TRYING to scare away the cock???

dear homburg's cock,

please know that not all of us would like to have those pictures re-enacted. some of us just want to love and worship you.

*mis*

 

[DeservingBitch]

are you TRYING to scare away the cock???

Me? *angelic look* Of course not. I'm offended that you would suggest such thing. *offended innocent look*

 

[graceanne]

Me? *angelic look* Of course not. I'm offended that you would suggested such thing. *offended innocent look*

Is that a pointed little tale peaking out?

 

[DeservingBitch]

Is that a pointed little tale peaking out?

Where? *looks innocently around* I don't see anything.

*tucks it back under her skirt while nobody's looking*

 

[graceanne]

Where? *looks innocently around* I don't see anything.

*tucks it back under her skirt while nobody's looking*