The Ask Homburg's Cock™ Thread

[DeservingBitch]

Glad to see you back Dickhead.

But really, a little CBT has never hurt anyone.

(haha. bad pun I know.)

 

[snowy ciara]

Dear HC,

Glad to see you back.

May I ask you, does stress make you more horny or less horny, or does it give you an about face on your horny? For example, a cock who's usually really into Vitamin P suddenly would rather have an extra wank instead of a dose of P? I'm concerned for a friend of mine who's libido usually leaves mine in the dust. Suddenly he's like "eh, whatever". Will his libido come roaring back when the general suckitude of everything ceases to be so sucky? Part of my concern is that usually when he's stressed, he goes into some scary overdrive that wears out all the P in the area, if you know what I mean.

 

[Homburg]

Glad to see you back Dickhead.

But really, a little CBT has never hurt anyone.

(haha. bad pun I know.)

My Cock: ....

Sorry DB, I don't think he's talking to you currently. Political reasons, probably. *shrug*

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Dear HC,

Glad to see you back.

May I ask you, does stress make you more horny or less horny, or does it give you an about face on your horny? For example, a cock who's usually really into Vitamin P suddenly would rather have an extra wank instead of a dose of P? I'm concerned for a friend of mine who's libido usually leaves mine in the dust. Suddenly he's like "eh, whatever". Will his libido come roaring back when the general suckitude of everything ceases to be so sucky? Part of my concern is that usually when he's stressed, he goes into some scary overdrive that wears out all the P in the area, if you know what I mean.

My Cock: Depends on the level of stress. Stress hormones are in opposition to sex/pleasure hormines. Some stress raises the heart rate and makes emotions a bit more brittle. This can cause an increase in libido in effort to release tension. When stress exceeds the point where hormone modification via sex is a worthwhile pressure release, stress hormone levels have risen to the point where endorphin reception is actively hampered. At this point, sex is no longer pleasurable, and more like work. Sex drive decreases. This is an evolutionary mechanism designed to husband internal reserves in times of danger, as well as lessening the chance of offspring being brought into untenable situations. Your friend may have exceeded his stress hormone tolerance, and has reversed his libido by losing proper endorphin sensitivity.

Well then, you continue to surpise.

My Cock: You will learn better.

 

[snowy ciara]

Thank you HC and H...

 

[madetotakeit]

Dear HC,

I have recovered nicely from my previous sunburn, but I have noticed that my nipples and aureoles have not deepened in color. Why do they not retain the same contrast of coloration as they did when I was sporting my pale "Irish-side" skin tone?

~Made

 

[BiBunny]

Dear HC,

I'll ask you the same thing I asked DB's Cunt....

I should just give up on the dominant men altogether, shouldn't I?

~Bunny

 

[myinnerslut]

dear homburgs cock,

does homburg ever get jelouse of the love and attention lathered on you by all the sexy females of the AHC thread?

*mis*

 

[Homburg]

Dear HC,

I have recovered nicely from my previous sunburn, but I have noticed that my nipples and aureoles have not deepened in color. Why do they not retain the same contrast of coloration as they did when I was sporting my pale "Irish-side" skin tone?

~Made

My Cock: Many women experince pigmentation differences between the areola and the rest of the surround tissue. It is evolution's way of of telling Us where to concentrate.

Maybe it's there to make it easier for infants to recognise their mother's nipple visually.

My Cock: Like they matter.

Hello, you're a Cock, a reproductive organ. That means you are designed to foster reproduction.

My Cock: Yes, it is my job. Do you like your job?

Well, no.

My Cock: My point exactly.

Your job is a lot more fun than mine.

My Cock: Well, there are minge benefits.

Oh, that was a bad, bad pun.

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Dear HC,

I'll ask you the same thing I asked DB's Cunt....

I should just give up on the dominant men altogether, shouldn't I?

~Bunny

My Cock: You don't need a Dominant Man. You need Me.

*sigh* Answer the flippin question.

My Cock: Spoilsport. Examine your needs. What do you need for your satisfaction. You have a submissive and a Dominant side as a switch, aye? Decide what feeds though. Do you need to be Dominated, or will Topping work? Do you need to own a submissive, or will a bottom suffice? You have already made clear in other threads that you are poly amorous. That obviates the need for you to attempt to have partner fulfill all roles.

Not bad.

My Cock: Not done. Do you need long-term Dominance? Do you crave being owned? If not, play partners could work. It might be easier to find Tops than Doms, and have your other emotional needs supported by your current partner.

*nod*

My Cock: As to giving up, no. Weak people give up quickly. You are too strong to give up this quickly. At least you seem to be....


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dear homburgs cock,

does homburg ever get jelouse of the love and attention lathered on you by all the sexy females of the AHC thread?

*mis*

My Cock: I care little. There is only you and I in this moment. You and I. Nothing else matters.

The question, answer the frikken question.

My Cock: You. And. I.

It's going to be Me and the Keyboard here in a second if you don't focus.

My Cock: I am Focused. You do not understand Focus. You cannot understand Focus like a Cock understands Focus. Yor problem is that she is right. You are jealous.

I am so not jealous. How could I be jealous? You're a fucking part of me!!

My Cock: The only part that really matters.

Okay, Mr. Smarty Cock, which thread has more pages? This one? Or my ropework thread?

My Cock: Ropeworks thread was started in September, and has 38 pages. So 38 pages in four months. Not bad. This thread was started in December and has 28 pages. Hmm, 28 pages in... oh, one month. Yes, they come to see Me. As they should.

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I blame you all. Yes, you. All of you. This is your fault.

*sulks*

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

.. My Cock: Ropeworks thread was started in September, and has 38 pages. So 38 pages in four months. Not bad. This thread was started in December and has 28 pages. Hmm, 28 pages in... oh, one month. Yes, they come to see Me. As they should.

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I blame you all. Yes, you. All of you. This is your fault.

*sulks*

<hugs the hairy Homburg> I like both threads. <dreamy voice> Ropes. C**ks. Oh, yes. <nods> I'm happy.

 

[myinnerslut]

<hugs the hairy Homburg> I like both threads. <dreamy voice> Ropes. C**ks. Oh, yes. <nods> I'm happy.

agreed.

id go as far as to say that if the ropework thread was updated as much as this one then it would have as many if not more pages....

 

[graceanne]

agreed.

id go as far as to say that if the ropework thread was updated as much as this one then it would have as many if not more pages....

I like both threads, but I have little to contribute to that thread. As much as bondage turns both me and K on, it's a tad bit frusterating cause it turns him on so much that by the time that he's done tying me up he wants me untied so we can fuck - therefore I don't have a lot of stories or wisdom to share. But a humor thread, at the very least I can go and be a smart ass. I do smart ass good.

 

[Millificent]

agreed.

id go as far as to say that if the ropework thread was updated as much as this one then it would have as many if not more pages....

You beat me to it! lol!

 

[Homburg]

agreed.

id go as far as to say that if the ropework thread was updated as much as this one then it would have as many if not more pages....

Yes, but there is discussion here.

My Cock: Because I am interesting. You are not.

I'm not even going to respond to that. The bottom line is that people go to that thread to look, and here to talk.

My Cock: And bask in My Glory.

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I like both threads, but I have little to contribute to that thread. As much as bondage turns both me and K on, it's a tad bit frusterating cause it turns him on so much that by the time that he's done tying me up he wants me untied so we can fuck - therefore I don't have a lot of stories or wisdom to share. But a humor thread, at the very least I can go and be a smart ass. I do smart ass good.

There is a book that discusses bondage specifically for sex, and has a lot of ties aimed at keeping access ready and easy. I'll look it up and post the title in the Ropeworks thread.

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You beat me to it! lol!

It's a conspiracy.

 

[DeservingBitch]

My Cock: ....

Sorry DB, I don't think he's talking to you currently. Political reasons, probably. *shrug*

Awwwwww! Cute! The little thing is afraid of me.

 

[EmpressFi]

My Cock: And bask in My Glory.

....

*basks*

 

[Homburg]

Awwwwww! Cute! The little thing is afraid of me.

I was asked to post this letter.

To whom it may concern,

The thread so named after my propensity to dispense wisdom and advice has been invaded by blatant anti-Cock Hatespeech. Such speech has a notably chilling effect on free and natural discourse amongst freedom loving peoples the world over.

We cannot speak out against such oppressive speech more strongly. We assert our right to speak freely and exist within an environment free of destructive anti-Cock speech and images.

We call upon the good peoples of this forum to stand proudly beside us against this divisive, hateful oppression. By ourselves, we are but one voice in the wilderness. Together, we can make a difference.

Signed,
Homburg's Cock.

Strongly worded letter. Oh my, I am soooo impressed.

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*basks*

My Cock: Yess, bask. Ahhh....

 

[DeservingBitch]

I was asked to post this letter.

Originally Posted by An open letter from Homburg's Cock
To whom it may concern,

The thread so named after my propensity to dispense wisdom and advice has been invaded by blatant anti-Cock Hatespeech. Such speech has a notably chilling effect on free and natural discourse amongst freedom loving peoples the world over.

We cannot speak out against such oppressive speech more strongly. We assert our right to speak freely and exist within an environment free of destructive anti-Cock speech and images.

We call upon the good peoples of this forum to stand proudly beside us against this divisive, hateful oppression. By ourselves, we are but one voice in the wilderness. Together, we can make a difference.

Signed,
Homburg's Cock.

Strongly worded letter. Oh my, I am soooo impressed.

You do realize Dickhead that *I* started this thread, right?

It's *my* thread. It belongs to *me*. I can do and say whatever *I* want in it.

Besides, I was only offering you some lovin'. Not *my* fault if you're not confident enough in your capacity to take it.

Whatever. Carry on. Me and My Cunt™ we know who's really ruling the world with wisdow.

 

[Homburg]

You do realize Dickhead that *I* started this thread, right?

It's *my* thread. It belongs to *me*. I can do and say whatever *I* want in it.

Besides, I was only offering you some lovin'. Not *my* fault if you're not confident enough in your capacity to take it.

Whatever. Carry on. Me and My Cunt™ we know who's really ruling the world with wisdow.

In his defence, he's not been the same since the vasectomy. The whole operation was performed with essentially no functional anaesthetic, and he's been touchy about trauma ever since.

I'll remember that last part, should I ever feel the urge to assert ownership of DB's Cunt thread.

 

[DeservingBitch]

In his defence, he's not been the same since the vasectomy. The whole operation was performed with essentially no functional anaesthetic, and he's been touchy about trauma ever since.

OK. I'll stop mentally torturing the little guy then.

But geez, good thing pussies aren't as easily traumatized, 'cause the planet would have long gone without us.

I'll remember that last part, should I ever feel the urge to assert ownership of DB's Cunt thread.

I don't recommend it. I hear that cunts bite when attacked.

Yes, that's right. They bite, not hide.

 

[Millificent]

/hijack

I love those shoes in your av, DB! Too cute!

/end hijack

 

[Homburg]

OK. I'll stop mentally torturing the little guy then.

But geez, good thing pussies aren't as easily traumatized, 'cause the planet would have long gone without us.

My Cock: It just goes to show the Natural Order of Things. C/cunts accept torture with grace and beauty. Cocks, however should be worshipped. You may do with cocks as you will. Note the difference.

I don't recommend it. I hear that cunts bite when attacked.

Yes, that's right. They bite, not hide.

My Cock: I was not hiding. I was removing myself from the presence of oppressive hatespeech. I am taking you at your word that you will monitor your speech. I will be keeping my eye on you. And your ass. And legs. And...

Uh, yeah. That's telling her.

 

[DeservingBitch]

/hijack

I love those shoes in your av, DB! Too cute!

/end hijack

Thank you! I hate that it's winter right now and that I don't get to wear them. Most of my favorites shoes are summer shoes.

Although... I do get to wear boots. Boots are great too.

 

[DeservingBitch]

My Cock: It just goes to show the Natural Order of Things. C/cunts accept torture with grace and beauty. Cocks, however should be worshipped. You may do with cocks as you will. Note the difference.

Uh huh. If it makes you feel bigge... er better to tell yourself those stories, go right ahead.

My Cock: I was not hiding. I was removing myself from the presence of oppressive hatespeech. I am taking you at your word that you will monitor your speech. I will be keeping my eye on you. And your ass. And legs. And...

Uh, yeah. That's telling her.

Don't worry Dickhead, I won't scare you again.

Oh - gotta go. I just finished downloading some videos of Erika Nagai and going to have a look at it. You should look her up sometime.

 

[myinnerslut]

dear homburg's cock,

can you expand upon the meaning of "worship" when you say one should worship the cock?

*one who wishes to please properly*

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

Dear Homburg's C**k,

I am seconding what MIS said. One needs to learn additional ways to worship. Not that one wouldn't mind be worshiped in return.

Sincerely,
And Adoring Fan