TE999
How 'bout a kiss, baby
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You should get this past 750 words and submit it. Seriously. I'm in stitches.![]()



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You should get this past 750 words and submit it. Seriously. I'm in stitches.![]()
He stroked her silken nebula with the throbbing tip of his credenza.
Sher, I want to vacation in your brain.![]()
You should get this past 750 words and submit it. Seriously. I'm in stitches.![]()
Yes, very good She, and many of the others, too. Several times I've come here and thought up some lame or trite examples, and then thought, "Naah!" and came away without posting, knowing that mine did not measure up.![]()
You should get this past 750 words and submit it. Seriously. I'm in stitches.![]()
Teach, ya scurvy elocutionist! Smartly, empty your scabbard and plug the bung hole as she's leaking.
*runtacklehugs* Its good to see you!![]()
If you cannot measure up to, "His fuselage was showing," you aren't really trying.
Do give it a go. All it takes is a lewd-sounding word and a couple of characters with three-syllable names:
"Chef Boyardee could not help salivating as he admired Constanza's plump bivalve. 'Did you apply steam to that, as you were taught, and allow it to open of its own accord?"
The girl blushed, and could not meet his gaze.
"Cheat," he snarled. "Tell me you didn't permit Louis to tease it open with his spatula!"
Reticulate
Tie her up with a whole lot of rope and she'll reticulate every time.
How could she not?
I can see her now, impudence gaping, her ukelele glistening wet. She's open until his bisector pierces her, fills her, causing her titillators to stand up just like freshly roasted tater tots.
(I think I'm gonna go now.)
What?
Aren't your titillators all perky?
Teach, ya scurvy elocutionist! Smartly, empty your scabbard and plug the bung hole as she's leaking.
*runtacklehugs* Its good to see you!![]()
How could she not?
I can see her now, impudence gaping, her ukelele glistening wet. She's open until his bisector pierces her, fills her, causing her titillators to stand up just like freshly roasted tater tots.
(I think I'm gonna go now.)
God, I love titillated hot Tater Tots! Whew!
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like freshly roasted tater tots.
Now that's good porn.
~ Director, The League for Quality Porn