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shereads said:
He stroked her silken nebula with the throbbing tip of his credenza.
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She opened with the kind of cherry that was more like left-over orange juice than I expected, SHE was not a virgin, but I could not prove it. I sniffed and licked her ass ... she was a virgin after all, in a Cathilic way and I LOVED it.

:D
 
Yes, very good She, and many of the others, too. Several times I've come here and thought up some lame or trite examples, and then thought, "Naah!" and came away without posting, knowing that mine did not measure up. :rose:
 
Roxanne Appleby said:
Yes, very good She, and many of the others, too. Several times I've come here and thought up some lame or trite examples, and then thought, "Naah!" and came away without posting, knowing that mine did not measure up. :rose:
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If you cannot measure up to, "His fuselage was showing," you aren't really trying.

Do give it a go. All it takes is a lewd-sounding word and a couple of characters with three-syllable names:


"Chef Boyardee could not help salivating as he admired Constanza's plump bivalve. 'Did you apply steam to that, as you were taught, and allow it to open of its own accord?"

The girl blushed, and could not meet his gaze.

"Cheat," he snarled. "Tell me you didn't permit Louis to tease it open with his spatula!"
 
Teach, ya scurvy elocutionist! Smartly, empty your scabbard and plug the bung hole as she's leaking.

*runtacklehugs* Its good to see you!:kiss:
 
shereads said:
If you cannot measure up to, "His fuselage was showing," you aren't really trying.

Do give it a go. All it takes is a lewd-sounding word and a couple of characters with three-syllable names:


"Chef Boyardee could not help salivating as he admired Constanza's plump bivalve. 'Did you apply steam to that, as you were taught, and allow it to open of its own accord?"

The girl blushed, and could not meet his gaze.

"Cheat," he snarled. "Tell me you didn't permit Louis to tease it open with his spatula!"
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"So, does that thing have monocoque design, or are you just glad to see me?"
"Nice empannage, baby. Shows off your dihedral verrry nicely!"

(It was "fuselage" that broke the logjam. :rolleyes: ;) )
 
Edward Teach said:
Reticulate

Tie her up with a whole lot of rope and she'll reticulate every time.
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:D

How could she not?

I can see her now, impudence gaping, her ukelele glistening wet. She's open until his bisector pierces her, fills her, causing her titillators to stand up just like freshly roasted tater tots.

(I think I'm gonna go now.)
 
lisa123414 said:
Teach, ya scurvy elocutionist! Smartly, empty your scabbard and plug the bung hole as she's leaking.

*runtacklehugs* Its good to see you!:kiss:
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It's good to see you too, you gorgeous siren. :D

You know, I'd sure liket to get you in my net. I'll bet you'd reticulate -- all over. :devil:

I miss you, baby. :kiss:
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
:D

How could she not?

I can see her now, impudence gaping, her ukelele glistening wet. She's open until his bisector pierces her, fills her, causing her titillators to stand up just like freshly roasted tater tots.

(I think I'm gonna go now.)
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God, I love titillated hot Tater Tots! Whew!

:kiss:
 
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