The Hypochondriac Cafe

[Guest]

It's Wanker's Cramp

what the fuck is that??

 

[DesertPirate]

what the fuck is that??

I would guess nobody wants to admit knowledge?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

*sniff*
I hab a code uhghed...

 

[keeblercrumb]

what the fuck is that??

Uhhhhhh I think that would the cramping thing that happens to me, I mean, to someone when they have been over-exuberant in masturbating or "wanking" in the Brit vernacular.

But I may be ahemmmm wrong about this. I really wouldn't know about this chronic condition. Really.

No seriously. I don't need to do it that much.... Well okay... maybe a little...

I'm sorry... Where's the door? I will leave now.

-KC

 

[carsonshepherd]

I think I'm going to throw up. Again.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Nothing can cure me quite as quickly as having insurance.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Everyone else has stomach flu.

I KNOW I'm gonna get it...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My head hurts.

 

[Blackie Malone]

my heart hurts.

 

[neonlyte]

my heart hurts.

I'm not in the least bit surprised... that's what you get for raiding Ab's private liquor store. Sympathy... phooo, do you want a cake?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My ulcer is back with a vengence.

 

[Guest]

My ulcer is back with a vengence.

My ankle hurts.

Seepage is less, though.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My ankle hurts.

Seepage is less, though.

Good to know.

ugh....its like I swallowed a sack of cats and they are trying to claw their way out.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

my head is killing me, nose is painful and eyes are streaming and i need another 20 hours added to each day.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

My ulcer is back with a vengence.

drink aloe juice.


unrelated: *coughcoughchoke*

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

i think this place has bed bugs

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I need an iron lung, but I'm worried it won't go with my outfit.

 

[_Lynn_]

My back has been catching all morning making it almost impossible to stand straight.

 

[Guest]

.......

 

[ms.read]

I always get pnuemonia in february! *sneeze*

 

[carsonshepherd]

I hate winter. I never feel all the way well.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I feel like someone hit me all over with a hammer.

Is it possible to have a hangover from muscle relaxers?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I feel like someone hit me all over with a hammer.

Is it possible to have a hangover from muscle relaxers?

Send me some and I'll let you know.

Sinuses suck.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I feel like someone hit me all over with a hammer.

Is it possible to have a hangover from muscle relaxers?

YES. Those things fuck me up.

 

[Stella_Omega]

My cats all have stuffy noses, poor babies.

I'm told-- assured, lectured-- that humans can't catch colds from cats-- but I woke up this morning with a stuffy nose myself.