Foodgasms

[thør]

Awwwww, look at the baby Tortle herbs incubating...

I was admiring the clean flat spot in the kitchen......

 

[Saint Peter]

"Sir, the last thing I remember was I was lying on a titanium slab with the lights in my eyes and they were telling me they were going to be following my case for years via these implants. Then I woke up behind the wheel of this vee hicle as you see me now doing 90 per."

The pavement was still hot in the middle of the night on my bare feet. He looked at my paperwork, shined the light back in the car at my blonde copilot, and told me to slow down and have a nice night.

I did just that.

Ranch Exit #4 on I-70. Slow down around that one.

 

[thør]

The pavement was still hot in the middle of the night on my bare feet. He looked at my paperwork, shined the light back in the car at my blonde copilot, and told me to slow down and have a nice night.

I did just that.

Ranch Exit #4 on I-70. Slow down around that one.

Did you erect a shrine?

 

[Saint Peter]

Awwwww, look at the baby Tortle herbs incubating...

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h134/collette_mtb/photo9.jpg

They looked so bushy and fruitful in the ad.

 

[Collette]

I drove one of those from Arizona to Denver back in the day. I got pulled over in Utah in the middle of the night, going way over the speed limit. All I was wearing was a pair of shorts.

The cops shines the Maglite into the car and says, "where are your shoes, boy?"

Ok there, Travis.

http://www.cinemacom.com/posters/fire-in-sky.jpg

 

[tortoise]

They looked so bushy and fruitful in the ad.

Patience, my son. They are all of one day old in that shot. They'll be bushful and fruity in no time.

 

[rosco rathbone]

What are those things anyway, shroom seedlings?

 

[Saint Peter]

Did you erect a shrine?

The monte carlo SS was not a slow car and to walk away with no ticket was a gift. I erected nothing. I kept my nose clean all the way to Denver.

Collette would have tossed me in the slammer, surrounded by sickly herbs.

 

[tortoise]

What are those things anyway, shroom seedlings?

Herb seedlings.

Read all about them here.

 

[tortoise]

The monte carlo SS was not a slow car and to walk away with no ticket was a gift. I erected nothing. I kept my nose clean all the way to Denver.

Collette would have tossed me in the slammer, surrounded by sickly herbs.

I'll post a "jail rat fricassee with pepper spray and sickly herbs" recipe later, for next time.

 

[Bert Notorius]

This is a very cool thread!

 

[rosco rathbone]

Colette is a law inforcement officer?

I need to pay more attention around here.

 

[tortoise]

Colette is a law inforcement officer?

I need to pay more attention around here.

Yep.

She's well worth paying attention to, believe you me.

 

[tortoise]

This is a very cool thread!

A fun flock of food-fancying freaks, to be sure.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Collette would have tossed me in the slammer, surrounded by sickly herbs.

Krushmykittens would have nailed you with the cell door.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Yep.

She's well worth paying attention to, believe you me.

Outstanding.

 

[tortoise]

[double post]

 

[tortoise]

Krushmykittens would have nailed you with the cell door.

I am crushing your kittens.

http://www.ru.is/kennarar/daniel/img/blogg/crushing_your_head.jpg

 

[Hester]

Nah, this is local greek goat. I'm still waiting on my Hester free-range goat.

do you want some? what cut?

 

[rosco rathbone]

do you want some? what cut?

Whatever's good for curry, that's what I'm going to do to it.

 

[IllinoisAngel]

On behalf of PannieMonster - His recipe, not mine - Tomato Basil soup:

I make my own tomato basil soup:

1 onion diced
2 tblsps Olive oil
2 large cans of dice tomatos
1 clove minced garlic
1/2 cup fresh chopped basil
2 teaspoons balsamic vinegar
1/2 cup of heavy cream
4 cups chicken broth

Saute' onions & garlic in oil until soft. Add tomatoes, basil, chicken broth & salt and pepper to taste. Bring to a boil then reduce heat and simmer for 20 minutes. Pour into blender, add heavy cream and blend until smooth.

 

[thør]

The soup's on. Last night's pan drippings, some barley, lentils and split peas, bacon, reindeer sausage, and a splash of red wine.

 

[Saint Peter]

The soup's on. Last night's pan drippings, some barley, lentils and split peas, bacon, reindeer sausage, and a splash of red wine.

I bet you do not have Corn Flakes without red wine.

 

[thør]

I bet you do not have Corn Flakes without red wine.

There's a local milk-wine for cereal.

 

[Collette]

The soup's on. Last night's pan drippings, some barley, lentils and split peas, bacon, reindeer sausage, and a splash of red wine.

Sounds delicious, Thor!

I made up polenta this afternoon and let it set in the fridge. I'm planning to cut it into wedges and grill it, then top it with red sauce and parmesan.