UCAESM - a plea for help.

[Trombonus]

I am initiating a call out to everyone because I need your help. There is an evil in this world so great that we must now all band together to stop it. Thus I have formed the United Coalition Against Evil Squirrel Monkeys. How much longer must we sit back and allow these evil creatures to run around doing whatever they please? Sure their pranks may seem harmless at first, but slowly and surely they are testing their limits, and their horrible acts grow more terrible by the day. THEY MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!

Pooka, a spokesperson for GSMA (Good Squirrel Monkeys Anonymous) stated: "ook eek eek eek ook eek ook eek" which means, "these evil monkeys have given our community a bad name and we must band together to stop this menace." Similar statements were given by other members of this group.

So please, whether you've been plagued by these menacing creatures or not, take the time to call our toll free hotline at 1-800-SMONKEY. Together, we can make a difference.

Thank you.

 

[secretme]

I had no idea it was such an epidemic. I volunteer to man phones in the call center. I'd hate to see the threat spread any further. But, I'll have to start in the morning. Bed is calling...

 

[Trombonus]

I had no idea it was such an epidemic. I volunteer to man phones in the call center. I'd hate to see the threat spread any further. But, I'll have to start in the morning. Bed is calling...

Your contributions to the cause are greatly appreciated.

 

[cloudy]

As long as you leave my flying monkeys alone, we're good.

 

[Trombonus]

As long as you leave my flying monkeys alone, we're good.

Different species entirely. Plus we're only after the evil ones.

 

[adetaildiva]

I am initiating a call out to everyone because I need your help. There is an evil in this world so great that we must now all band together to stop it. Thus I have formed the United Coalition Against Evil Squirrel Monkeys. How much longer must we sit back and allow these evil creatures to run around doing whatever they please? Sure their pranks may seem harmless at first, but slowly and surely they are testing their limits, and their horrible acts grow more terrible by the day. THEY MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!

Pooka, a spokesperson for GSMA (Good Squirrel Monkeys Anonymous) stated: "ook eek eek eek ook eek ook eek" which means, "these evil monkeys have given our community a bad name and we must band together to stop this menace." Similar statements were given by other members of this group.

So please, whether you've been plagued by these menacing creatures or not, take the time to call our toll free hotline at 1-800-SMONKEY. Together, we can make a difference.

Thank you.

Trom, are we looking to discipline (i.e. spank) these monkeys? I might be able to help if you think it's needed. As a representative of the OGAA (Organ Grinders Association of America), I've helped some of our members with their respective monkeys when they get out of hand.

 

[Trombonus]

Trom, are we looking to discipline (i.e. spank) these monkeys? I might be able to help if you think it's needed. As a representative of the OGAA (Organ Grinders Association of America), I've helped some of our members with their respective monkeys when they get out of hand.

Whatever gets the job done. I'm just tired of their cruel and hateful antics.

 

[secretme]

Funny, I go to bed, sleep, wake up and Trom is still here. Your dedication to your cause is staggering! Ready to man the phones now...

 

[Trombonus]

Funny, I go to bed, sleep, wake up and Trom is still here. Your dedication to your cause is staggering! Ready to man the phones now...

I must do all that I can to stop this blight on humanity.

 

[glynndah]

"As long as you leave my flying monkeys alone, we're good."


You have more than one now? She must have gotten pregnant at the prom. Oh, and all the Flying Monkeys around here are strutting around with big grins on their faces.

 

[starrkers]

As long as they don't interbreed with the pesky ones Trom's after.

 

[jomar]

How does one tell the good ones from the evil ones?

 

[Trombonus]

How does one tell the good ones from the evil ones?

The bad ones throw stuff at you and chase you around, mocking you. They are also notorious pick-pockets, using your hard earned money to buy bananas, porn, and more things to throw at you. Sometimes they don't have anything handy to throw, and have to use their own...resources. Pray that this never happens to you.

 

[jomar]

The bad ones throw stuff at you and chase you around, mocking you. They are also notorious pick-pockets, using your hard earned money to buy bananas, porn, and more things to throw at you. Sometimes they don't have anything handy to throw, and have to use their own...resources. Pray that this never happens to you.

I'm on the lookout. And will commence to carry an umbrella immediately.

 

[adetaildiva]

The bad ones throw stuff at you and chase you around, mocking you. They are also notorious pick-pockets, using your hard earned money to buy bananas, porn, and more things to throw at you. Sometimes they don't have anything handy to throw, and have to use their own...resources. Pray that this never happens to you.

Hmmm, I think I'm on to something. *firmly situates Sherlock hat*

You went to the zoo this weekend, didn't you, Trom? And the nasty spider monkeys threw poo at you & it got on your favorite Transformers T-shirt.

*arched eyebrow* Have I found a clue? *cue spooky Scooby mystery music*

 

[MagicaPractica]

I'll get right to work on a vanquishing spell and potion. Promise.

 

[glynndah]

A poster for the cause...

http://img17.glitterfy.com/6/glitterfy212753975D33.gif

 

[Boxlicker101]

Different species entirely. Plus we're only after the evil ones.

I see a couple of problems here. Who is to decide which of thesquirrel monkeys is evil? And, after the evil ones have been wiped out, how do we know you won't decide the others are no good either? And think of this, Cloudy and Glynndah: How can you know for sure that, after the squirrel monkeys have been eliminated, they won't come after your flying monkeys? You know how it goes: First, they came for the Communists, and I was not a Communist, etc. etc.

 

[Trombonus]

I see a couple of problems here. Who is to decide which of thesquirrel monkeys is evil? And, after the evil ones have been wiped out, how do we know you won't decide the others are no good either? And think of this, Cloudy and Glynndah: How can you know for sure that, after the squirrel monkeys have been eliminated, they won't come after your flying monkeys? You know how it goes: First, they came for the Communists, and I was not a Communist, etc. etc.

Trust me, you can tell. The good ones don't try to kill you.

 

[Trombonus]

In an attempt to curtail our efforts the evil squirrel monkeys kidnapped me and I have only just managed to escape. Fortunately they were not able to succeed in their plans to thwart my efforts, and I shall continue my quest.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Trust me, you can tell. The good ones don't try to kill you.

Okay, maybe, but how can we be sure that, after the bad ones have been offed, you won't start claiming that the "Good German" monkeys didn't encourage and abet the bad ones, and provide ammo and take other supportive actions?

 

[TE999]

In an attempt to curtail our efforts the evil squirrel monkeys kidnapped me and I have only just managed to escape. Fortunately they were not able to succeed in their plans to thwart my efforts, and I shall continue my quest.

I just saw a new Ben & Jerry's flavor called 'Nut n' Banana'.

Methinks the evil ones are infiltrating our snacks and desserts!

 

[GratefulFred]

I suspect they may have already won the battle. I was at the zoo the other day and they had bars all around keeping us out. What are they hiding in the tree branches?

 

[Boxlicker101]

I suspect they may have already won the battle. I was at the zoo the other day and they had bars all around keeping us out. What are they hiding in the tree branches?

Maybe more kidnap victims!! Just think: YOU OR YOUR LOVED ONES MAY BE NEXT!!

 

[Trombonus]

Okay, maybe, but how can we be sure that, after the bad ones have been offed, you won't start claiming that the "Good German" monkeys didn't encourage and abet the bad ones, and provide ammo and take other supportive actions?

Actually, the good squirrel monkeys have been helping too. They're sick of their evil counterparts too.