Cookies for Gracie. . .

I had to eat 'em. . .I didn't want them to go stale before you got to them. . .what kind of friend would I be if I let you eat stale cookies? :cool:



Here I'll pick on someone else. . .this one has Betticus written all over it!!!
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/vsh0046l.jpg

ROTF!:D

*snort* Yep, that's betticus. Reminds me of a joke.

An old woman and her old cat were on the beach one day when she found an old bottle. She rubbed it, and out came a genie. The genie, as usual, offered her three wishes as a reward for freeing him.

The old lady said 'I want to be young and beautiful'. *poof* she was young and beautiful.

Then she said 'I want my cat to be a young, handsome man.' *poof* Young handsome man.

Then she said 'I want my house to be totally remodeled and up to date." *poof*

The genie went away, and the old lady nudged the young man's arm. "Hey, lets go home and . . . " she said, with a suggestive wink.

"You should have thought of that before you had me nutured."
 
All this cookie talk makes me want to bake cookies tonight. :)
 
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