Personal "Ad" on a dating site - scary to a newbie -

[Safra]

Hello folks!

I'm new to BDSM and read a whole lot on the net recently.

Stumbled across a profile on a dating site which I find really scary!
I would be very thankful if experienced people could tell me their opinion on that ad...

Here is the link: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=RobertMasters
You haven't to join in to watch the profile...

The scary part is at the bottom of the site, under: "You should message me if..."

Safra

 

[Primalex]

Stumbled across a profile on a dating site which I find really scary!
I would be very thankful if experienced people could tell me their opinion on that ad...

He is a crazy fuckwit. He likes Babylon 5!

 

[catalina_francisco]

Oh no, what freaked me out was the bad grammar and spelling from someone who counts themselves highly intelligent and educated....how come they don't know about spell check if they have these problems? Hmmm, then again I know about spellcheck but have no clue where it is on my PC, if at all, or how to use it. That aside, it also comes across as a fake. The things listed in the ad are physically possible for the most part, but most do not have the time or energy to maintain them as a permanent fixture, but many claim they do. Perhaps he isn't, but I'm almost willing to bet he is not for real. Sort of like a slave I knew of on another site who claimed (and unbelieveably was believed by most) to go to work with her Master everyday, naked and chained to his desk...and that his boss thought it was funny etc....oh, and he was supposed to be working for an IBM office in the US. Yeah right, I can see that happening. Oh, they also had children under school age but she would never answer when people asked who looked after the children while she was naked and chained to his desk all day in the IBM office. You will find a lot of fakes both in RL and personal ads, you just have to keep your head straight and do a lot of talking and reading between the lines and words.

Catalina

 

[Safra]

@Catalina

Oh no, what freaked me out was the bad grammar and spelling from someone who counts themselves highly intelligent and educated....how come they don't know about spell check if they have these problems? Hmmm, then again I know about spellcheck but have no clue where it is on my PC, if at all, or how to use it. That aside, it also comes across as a fake. The things listed in the ad are physically possible for the most part, but most do not have the time or energy to maintain them as a permanent fixture, but many claim they do. Perhaps he isn't, but I'm almost willing to bet he is not for real. Sort of like a slave I knew of on another site who claimed (and unbelieveably was believed by most) to go to work with her Master everyday, naked and chained to his desk...and that his boss thought it was funny etc....oh, and he was supposed to be working for an IBM office in the US. Yeah right, I can see that happening. Oh, they also had children under school age but she would never answer when people asked who looked after the children while she was naked and chained to his desk all day in the IBM office. You will find a lot of fakes both in RL and personal ads, you just have to keep your head straight and do a lot of talking and reading between the lines and words.

Catalina

Yeah, poor spelling is always a pain in the ass!

According to the scenario, I COULD imagine him working at home....

I just thought, the image that he drawed was that of not only no free will, but also no free thoughts at all, no "me-time" (yes, sure, when there is no me anymore... ?)...
That regarding that he said, a child fitting in the age of his own child?

So, she should raise her child living in that way???

Yeah, thinking it over again... He must be crazy!

 

[Safra]

He is a crazy fuckwit. He likes Babylon 5!

Thank you Sir!

That is an impeccable criterion!!! I will remember if I look for a Dom, who is not a crazy fuckwit! Which I would highly prefer!!!!

What, Sir Primalex, should a Master like instead??? Besides this :caning:?

 

[DarkhairedLady]

He is a crazy fuckwit. He likes Babylon 5!

oh my gods...that means...that means <sniffles> i'm a crazy fuckwit too!!

 

[Safra]

oh my gods...that means...that means <sniffles> i'm a crazy fuckwit too!!

Lol! Maybe that goes only for men!

 

[DarkhairedLady]

Lol! Maybe that goes only for men!

i hope so

 

[NorCalGirl]

Sounds like a cheap ass to me

I think the guy is just trying to find a free nanny and housekeeper. "The non-sexual chores are mainly housework (especially dishes) and infant care." Some people are so damn cheap.

 

[Daddyslilpet]

He's used one of those fill in the blanks profile editors it looks like to me. That's part of why some of it makes absolutely no sense.

Definately a fruitcake.

 

[Life_Noir]

Well...I've seen worse on various sites.... A lot worse.

But... I think my first question is... Is this guy self employed???
I know of at least one fairly deranged fellow who gets to stay home all the time because he's on disability... From being unable to cope with life {even with a fair amount of daily meds}.
*lol*
This sounds almost like something he'd write.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

Hello folks!

I'm new to BDSM and read a whole lot on the net recently.

Stumbled across a profile on a dating site which I find really scary!
I would be very thankful if experienced people could tell me their opinion on that ad...

Here is the link: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=RobertMasters
You haven't to join in to watch the profile...

The scary part is at the bottom of the site, under: "You should message me if..."

Safra

My take: Well alrighty then and WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

[Etoile]

He's used one of those fill in the blanks profile editors it looks like to me. That's part of why some of it makes absolutely no sense.

Definately a fruitcake.

Eh, OKcupid is a little odd when it comes to writing your profile. But yeah, the guy is a lot of talk and no action, I'm sure. What he's describing is E-V-E-R-Y man's fantasy. Seriously, I'm sure EVERY guy has thought about exactly that scenario at least once in his life. Even the submissive ones.

I dunno though, I'm tempted to log in, tweak my profile a bit, and get in touch...

 

[Safra]

@Nala Cayenne

My take: Well alrighty then and WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Hhmm, does my question appear silly to you?

Maybe it would be no problem to me, if I was more experienced... but I am NOT... May I not ask to get a better image of the lifestyle?

 

[Safra]

@Etoile

Eh, OKcupid is a little odd when it comes to writing your profile. But yeah, the guy is a lot of talk and no action, I'm sure. What he's describing is E-V-E-R-Y man's fantasy. Seriously, I'm sure EVERY guy has thought about exactly that scenario at least once in his life. Even the submissive ones.

I dunno though, I'm tempted to log in, tweak my profile a bit, and get in touch...

Ah, you know OkC, it seems...

Will you apply for the play partner or the permanent slave?

If you indeed get in touch, will you please share what happens? Maybe its even funny!

 

[Etoile]

Hhmm, does my question appear silly to you?

Maybe it would be no problem to me, if I was more experienced... but I am NOT... May I not ask to get a better image of the lifestyle?

Nala was definitely replying to the guy's profile, not to your question! Your question is perfectly reasonable, but the guy's profile...well, he's just insane.

Ah, you know OkC, it seems...

Will you apply for the play partner or the permanent slave?

If you indeed get in touch, will you please share what happens? Maybe its even funny!

I would probably apply for the permanent slave position...talk him out a bit, because it's such a serious thing to commit myself to, etc...and yes I would be doing it entirely for laughs!!

 

[Safra]

@Etoile

Nala was definitely replying to the guy's profile, not to your question! Your question is perfectly reasonable, but the guy's profile...well, he's just insane.

Etoile, thanks for sorting that out! Sometimes my English skills betray me and I get something entirely wrong!

Nala, sorry, for getting you wrong!

And - I'm happy that you also say that the guy is insane! Gives me hope!

I would probably apply for the permanent slave position...talk him out a bit, because it's such a serious thing to commit myself to, etc...and yes I would be doing it entirely for laughs!!

Would you have a child? Thats the weirdest part for me... Raising your child while living in such a situation!

 

[human_male]

Wow there's a lot of cute kiwi girls on that site. It almost tempts me to sign up and give the whole internet dating thing another go. But I like Babylon 5 so what's the point? Who'd want me?

I thought the Minbari were cool. I can't help it.

 

[Safra]

@human_male

Wow there's a lot of cute kiwi girls on that site. It almost tempts me to sign up and give the whole internet dating thing another go. But I like Babylon 5 so what's the point? Who'd want me?

I thought the Minbari were cool. I can't help it.

Hey, don't they say every pot finds its lid? One day?
Maybe there is a kiwi girl who wants a crazy fuckwit! Or - even better - who IS a crazy fuckwit too!
(Oh, I'm not sure, can a girl be that? It sounds so incredible male.... )

 

[coy_one]

I would probably apply for the permanent slave position...talk him out a bit, because it's such a serious thing to commit myself to, etc...and yes I would be doing it entirely for laughs!!

I may have to do the same for shits and giggles. What can I say? People tell me I'm trouble.

 

[Safra]

I may have to do the same for shits and giggles. What can I say? People tell me I'm trouble.

Hi coy!
So you also think, he is crazy? I am really so relieved! If you try to get a picture of the lifestyle and nearly the first that you stumble upon is something like that - you can't be sure...

 

[coy_one]

Hi coy!
So you also think, he is crazy? I am really so relieved! If you try to get a picture of the lifestyle and nearly the first that you stumble upon is something like that - you can't be sure...

It sounds like he read the Beauty Trilogy by Anne Rice and decided to integrate that into his ad.

As for working at home, I do know a man that is very succuessful and does work at home, so that could be plausible - but seriously, how in the world would a woman be able to watch the children and be a full time slave in the capacity he wants? It's not realistic.

And what is the wife doing while this is going on?

 

[Safra]

It sounds like he read the Beauty Trilogy by Anne Rice and decided to integrate that into his ad.

As for working at home, I do know a man that is very succuessful and does work at home, so that could be plausible - but seriously, how in the world would a woman be able to watch the children and be a full time slave in the capacity he wants? It's not realistic.

And what is the wife doing while this is going on?

I suppose his wife would be topping the slave around during the household chores... Or they only want a cheap "Nanny with a lot of weird benefits"...

The aspect of children watched by a person which gave away her free will and every free thought (regarding the mind control tapes that he mentions) bothers me the most... plus him suggesting that she should raise her own child while being a fulltime slave like this! Sorry but: *shudder*

 

[Homburg]

Eh, OKcupid is a little odd when it comes to writing your profile. But yeah, the guy is a lot of talk and no action, I'm sure. What he's describing is E-V-E-R-Y man's fantasy. Seriously, I'm sure EVERY guy has thought about exactly that scenario at least once in his life. Even the submissive ones.

I dunno though, I'm tempted to log in, tweak my profile a bit, and get in touch...

Every guy? Really? Sounds like he's looking for a drone. No thanks. Boring.

 

[Safra]

@Homburg

Every guy? Really? Sounds like he's looking for a drone. No thanks. Boring.

A drone?
I am no native speaker of English, so, am I wrong about the word "drone"? I know it meaning a slacker or a lazy bum, or the direct meaning is the male bee which is also described as lazy...

But this permanent slave won't have the opportunity of being very lazy, it seems to me.

Do I misunderstand anything?

Homburg, Sir, would you kindly enlighten me?

Safra