Porn Idol

[sexyhornymom]

Hello everyone! Hope you all had a good Christmas and looking forward to the new year!

My husband and I were talking the other night and came up with an idea based on a cross between Strictly Come Dancing and American / Pop Idol or X-Factor but obviously with an erotic twist as I'm posting it here! We think there's potential in a story where people audition in an American / Pop Idol scenario and trying to win a lucrative contract as a porn star.

Just like the shows, the first chapter could start with the auditions so it could be guys not being able to get it up or just lasting a few seconds.

The next chapters might be the live performances so each performer has to do a good porn routine like oral one week, straight the next and bi the following.

The final could be an all round peformance with an established porn star.

Obviously, the Strictly idea means it'll involve celebrities whereas Idol will involve random people.

And it wouldn't be Idol without the put downs and brutal honesty of a Simon Cowell like judge!

 

[Monazwx]

I'm thinking maybe a cash prize to the winner included as well.

 

[JRaven]

I'm thinking maybe adding a pissed off wife because her husband wins.


Really a good idea, horny Mom. But I don't watch those shows enough to really get it right.

Jenny

 

[GratefulFred]

Porn Idol

Opening Daze

All shapes and sizes showed up at various locations throughout America for the first "Porn Idol" competition. After weeding out 90% of the people that showed up because they were underage, a total of 100,000,000 participants remained that would bear it all for the chance of receiving a 6 movie porno deal directed by Ron Jeremy.

The men were seperated for the ladies for the 1st round of who would make the cut. The men had some 10-30 seconds on stage to show some cockmanship. William Hung once again showed up and explained that he was more qualified in this competition but unfortunately for him his namesake didn't apply by any stretch of the imagination. Here's some of the more interesting comments from Paula, Randy and of course Simon...

About the men...

Paula
"Will somebody give me a drink and no not your pee shooter?"
"I got a big headache. Here Simon put your hand on my crotch."
"Oh my god! Does that cock not remind you of the biggest bottle of Jim Bean?"

Randy
"Are you ready for the Doggie Style Pound Dude?"
"Dog I know an operation is dangerous but please do it"
"I'm not sure dude. Simon, do you think this guy with the inverted penis can apply in the ladies competition?"

Simon
"If I was judging a ______________ contest, I would say you would be over qualified."

Insert any of the following: triple vasectomy; "sticking ones cock in a pencil sharpener"; circumcision gangbang; nanosized penis pump inventors;

"Let me be brutely honest, with a cock like that you should ___________ ."

Insert any of the following: be an athiest since there is no way you are in God's image; kill yourself with heavy duty explosives so that they won't laugh themselves silly when doing the autopsy; blow up God with heavy duty explosives since he's obviously laughing at you right now.

"I have to disagree with Randy and Paula. I thought your cock performance was rather ____________ .

Insert any of the following: like an italian pizza overbaked for a thousand years; like a romance story on Literotica posted by GratefulFred; like the feeling of discovering water after walking for days aimlessly in the desert, except it's traveling in an airplane 37000 feet above you; like that aftershave that drives your wife crazy with desire except you applied it to an open flesh wound."

About the women...

Paula
"Will you look at those nipples Simon? Simon? Randy? Ah shit, I passed out on the toilet again (hic)."
"Girl you are going to the next round." (Randy or Simon usually add in at this time that the guy competition is still going on)
"Well I think that you should do something with your hair, your boobs are really too small and your big shaved pussy just doesn't do it for me." (Randy or Simon usually add in at this point that they asked her to turn around)

Randy
"Are you ready for the Pussy Patrol? You're in!"
"You really should do something about that acne. I've counted at least twenty nipples so far."
"Did that pussy juice actually burn a hole through the floor?"

Simon
"If I was judging a ______________ contest, I would say you would be over qualified."

Insert any of the following: noxious odor inventors; blind folded drunk guy blowjob rejection; Millionaires most likely to stay virgin; ;

"Let me be brutely honest, with a body like that you should ___________ ."

Insert any of the following: not bring kids into this world or even an Alien's world; Come back when you've lost 1000 lbs, no I mean kilos; consider renting out your ass as an anchor to earn some spare cash;

"I have to disagree with Randy and Paula. I thought your lap dance performance was ____________ .

Insert any of the following: less sexier than my laptop performance; almost as good as a crazy dog chasing it's own tail; on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the best. I'd give it a 69. (Really?). No. I mean a minus 69. Ha! Ha!

Well that's it for the Opening. Maybe I should stop here and let someone else do something better.

 

[Jedikool]

haha! i like this idea. could be very humourous.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

There was an SRP on this a while back, some fairly talented writers and some NOT SO talented writers in it. If I can find it I'll edit and link it and maybe someone can get some inspiration from it.

And sorry for interrupting.

 

[jeninflorida]

Well on the Dance show, Sara's soon to be x stated that she slept with her dance partner. Also, the race car driver, isn't he with his dance partner? I also remember something, someone said that there were a lot of hook-ups between the celebs and dancers. its the perfect mix, no one has to worry about money, hot bodies, lots of time together working out and sexy dancing...spice spice spice.....sorry not on the porn idol part but its a sexy spin i think.

Hello everyone! Hope you all had a good Christmas and looking forward to the new year!

My husband and I were talking the other night and came up with an idea based on a cross between Strictly Come Dancing and American / Pop Idol or X-Factor but obviously with an erotic twist as I'm posting it here! We think there's potential in a story where people audition in an American / Pop Idol scenario and trying to win a lucrative contract as a porn star.

Just like the shows, the first chapter could start with the auditions so it could be guys not being able to get it up or just lasting a few seconds.

The next chapters might be the live performances so each performer has to do a good porn routine like oral one week, straight the next and bi the following.

The final could be an all round peformance with an established porn star.

Obviously, the Strictly idea means it'll involve celebrities whereas Idol will involve random people.

And it wouldn't be Idol without the put downs and brutal honesty of a Simon Cowell like judge!

 

[Fantasies_only]

Porn Idol

Opening Daze

All shapes and sizes showed up at various locations throughout America for the first "Porn Idol" competition. After weeding out 90% of the people that showed up because they were underage, a total of 100,000,000 participants remained that would bear it all for the chance of receiving a 6 movie porno deal directed by Ron Jeremy.

Jenna Jameson has to be in this as well (sex slave for a year).
The Ryan Seacrest of this show is the one and only Howard Stern (who actually does host The Woodies).

 

[jeninflorida]

oh that is a sexy spin, to have the show hosted at Jenna's house. What if married couples are allowed to enter. can you imagine? talk about drama and steam!

Jenna Jameson has to be in this as well (sex slave for a year).
The Ryan Seacrest of this show is the one and only Howard Stern (who actually does host The Woodies).

 

[sexyhornymom]

Don't be sorry Jen - that's pretty much what we thought about why a Strictly Come Dancing setting would be so good for an erotic story! Especially as some of the dances are erotic anyway!

Thanks to everyone for their comments and suggestions! Glad to see our conversation has grown into something more.

Special thanks to Grateful Fred for his opening - we thought it was hilarious! We hope you continue!

 

[GratefulFred]

Next Round Action

24 contestants have been broken down into 8 groups of 3 each. Each group made up of some male-female ratio has 5 minutes each to have sex on a rotating bed on stage. Jenna Jameson is the special guest and has been offering pointers to each of the contestants.

Here's what the contestants have to say about JJ...

"She turns sucking and fucking into an art form. She's the Piccaso of the 22nd century"
"At one time while she ate out my pussy and had two cocks - one in her ass and one in her pussy and still was able to look us all in the eyes and still follow the camera."
"After watching her, I think I am ready to try out for the porno big leagues. Now if I can only get my SAT scores up..."
"I tell you Jenna Jameson is the goddess. Here I am with a pint sized 10-inch cock and she still goes out of her way to make sure I enjoy myself. Talk about sacrifice..."

Here's what Jenna had to say about her week on "Porn Idol"...

"Like is this microphone on? Make sure when they quote me on Literotica they get a close up on my boobs. The week went by like so fast - first there was Sunday, than Monday, Wednesday, and than it was the weekend. I gave some expert advise on how to masturbate successfully without going blind. I showed the girls how to suck cock properly using your mouth, a technique I am very proud of inventing. All and all it was a very good week and well worth the money I was paid."

And here are some of the more colorful comments from our panel of judges...

Paula
"It's a shame we only gave you 5 minutes. I'm only now coming out of the hangover"
“Simon? Randy? Why isn’t he getting on the bed? (To which Randy and or Simon reply, “That’s Howard Stern – he’s the host!” To which Paula says “Howard?”)
“You are going to the next round (clap…clap…clap)” (after which someone operating a camera says “We’ll be back in 5-4-3-2…)
“My panties are soaking wet” (To which Randy or Simon reply “Crap Paula spilled her booze bottle again. Can someone get us some paper towels?”

Randy
“Dude…dude…dude…listen girl…check it out…your snatch…it was a little itchy in the beginning…but you got it licked out. Good job.
“Listen…listen up…you guys really sucked! See you in Hollywood!”
“Dude…that really was bad. I counted at five fake orgasms and that goes for the guys as well”

Simon
“Your performance can best be described as _______________.”

Insert any of the following: a stubborn hemorrhoid; that feeling one gets when watching two semi-trailers smashing into each other at 80 mph…from the vantage point of the passenger’s seat; exciting as watching the movie 2001 – A Space Odyssey on acid; worse than a GratefulFred romance story on Literotica. (Randy seconds the motion)

If I can be brutally honest I thought _________________.

Insert any of the following:
“You should give up sex and be ready to head home”
“You should give up home and be ready for sex and head”
“You should go home and give your family head and come back to Hollywood for next round of sex”