Oh, for the love of pants...

[TheeGoatPig]

So, I was getting a drink out of the fridge at work when I heard my khakis rip right down the buttox. I go back to my seat, sit down, and hear them rip even more. I stand up, look at them in the mirror, and see that they are ripped on both sides of the seam. The seam is acting like a thong on my ass. I sit back down and hear them rip again. I thank my lucky stars that I own a really big overcoat, shut down the computer, and leave work to go shopping for new pants.

I sit down in my car and hear them rip even more. I try to adjust my seat and hear them rip yet again.

I go to one store and buy two pairs of new jeans. My pants rip some more in the store, and again when I go out to my car and sit down. They rip even more while driving.

I go to another store and buy three new pairs of khakis. The rip is down to mid thigh down the back of my leg, and continues to rip when I get back in my car.

I pick up some dinner, and stand around waiting for my pizza glad that my coat hides this ginormous rip down the back of my pants. After getting food, and sitting back in my car, I hear my pants rip again.

The really stupid thing? One of the pairs of khakis that I bought is the same brand and style as the one I am replacing...

 

[sxcascinn]

Forgive me for asking...
but why on earth did you not go to a mens room...
Any damn mens room and change your bloody pants...
I mean you bought five pairs of pants?????
Why not put a bloody pair on?????

 

[_Lynn_]

Forgive me for asking...
but why on earth did you not go to a mens room...
Any damn mens room and change your bloody pants...
I mean you bought five pairs of pants?????
Why not put a bloody pair on?????

I was thinking that as well

 

[Guest]

Forgive me for asking...
but why on earth did you not go to a mens room...
Any damn mens room and change your bloody pants...
I mean you bought five pairs of pants?????
Why not put a bloody pair on?????

He's into thongs.

 

[sxcascinn]

He's into thongs.

That and he is a man...
Kind of explains everything doesn't it???

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Forgive me for asking...
but why on earth did you not go to a mens room...
Any damn mens room and change your bloody pants...
I mean you bought five pairs of pants?????
Why not put a bloody pair on?????

Because I didn't have to. My coat his everything nicely, and the story wouldn't be half as much fun if they didn't rip more and more with every stop of the trip

 

[Guest]

That and he is a man...
Kind of explains everything doesn't it???

Indeed.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

That and he is a man...
Kind of explains everything doesn't it???

Indeed.

Thank you for noticing

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I just figured he liked the ventilation.

 

[_Lynn_]

Because I didn't have to. My coat his everything nicely, and the story wouldn't be half as much fun if they didn't rip more and more with every stop of the trip

True, it wouldn't have been, but after the last purchase of pants you could have....

 

[TheeGoatPig]

True, it wouldn't have been, but after the last purchase of pants you could have....

Real reasons for not changing on the trip:
1) mens rooms in this area are all dirty tile floors. I don't feel like walking on them in my socks.
2) It's raining out today. Dirty tile floors are worse than normal when wet shoes have been all over them.
3) I didn't feel like fumbling with tags.
4) My coat really does hide the back of my legs well. No one noticed the giant rip down the back (although there were a few women I wish had noticed, just for fun )

 

[_Lynn_]

Real reasons for not changing on the trip:
1) mens rooms in this area are all dirty tile floors. I don't feel like walking on them in my socks.
2) It's raining out today. Dirty tile floors are worse than normal when wet shoes have been all over them.
3) I didn't feel like fumbling with tags.
4) My coat really does hide the back of my legs well. No one noticed the giant rip down the back (although there were a few women I wish had noticed, just for fun )

I could take answer number 4 and run with it....but I'm an innocent so I won't

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I should have asked out the check out woman at the second store I went to. Now I have to convince myself that she probably had a boyfriend anyway, at least until I forget about her.

 

[glynndah]

Forgive me for asking...
but why on earth did you not go to a mens room...
Any damn mens room and change your bloody pants...
I mean you bought five pairs of pants?????
Why not put a bloody pair on?????

Very, very casual Wednesday?

 

[adetaildiva]

So, I was getting a drink out of the fridge at work when I heard my khakis rip right down the buttox. I go back to my seat, sit down, and hear them rip even more. I stand up, look at them in the mirror, and see that they are ripped on both sides of the seam. The seam is acting like a thong on my ass. I sit back down and hear them rip again. I thank my lucky stars that I own a really big overcoat, shut down the computer, and leave work to go shopping for new pants.

I sit down in my car and hear them rip even more. I try to adjust my seat and hear them rip yet again.

I go to one store and buy two pairs of new jeans. My pants rip some more in the store, and again when I go out to my car and sit down. They rip even more while driving.

I go to another store and buy three new pairs of khakis. The rip is down to mid thigh down the back of my leg, and continues to rip when I get back in my car.

I pick up some dinner, and stand around waiting for my pizza glad that my coat hides this ginormous rip down the back of my pants. After getting food, and sitting back in my car, I hear my pants rip again.

The really stupid thing? One of the pairs of khakis that I bought is the same brand and style as the one I am replacing...

Poor baby. *snerk* To be in such a potentially embarrassing situation. *chuckle* I really feel for you, having been in a similar situation only involving a longer dress & chair wheels. The difference was that I couldn't get up to leave since the skirt was wrapped around the wheels & the dress was ripping up the side & front with every movement. lololol

I'm really sorry, TGP, *lmao* I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you ....... *clearing my throat* only it occurs to me ..... you may not be laughing. *concern replacing any smile*

 

[Liar]

I should have asked out the check out woman at the second store I went to. Now I have to convince myself that she probably had a boyfriend anyway, at least until I forget about her.

You should have removed the coat and asked "Does these pants make my ass look big?"

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Poor baby. *snerk* To be in such a potentially embarrassing situation. *chuckle* I really feel for you, having been in a similar situation only involving a longer dress & chair wheels. The difference was that I couldn't get up to leave since the skirt was wrapped around the wheels & the dress was ripping up the side & front with every movement. lololol

I'm really sorry, TGP, *lmao* I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you ....... *clearing my throat* only it occurs to me ..... you may not be laughing. *concern replacing any smile*

Oh, I cursed. I cursed a lot before I left the office. I was pissed. But once I was out and about I was giggling right along with you.

 

[lushlucid]

The stores you bought the pants from didn't have changing rooms? hehe

 

[ladydrace]

Aaaah, the gentle breeze on one's behind...

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Thee...

You should have ripped your torn pants down the fly and exposed your front side. After all, they were rags anyway. You might have gotten some dazzeling young lady to give you a surprise

 

[bluebell]

I went through the whole day convinced I wasn't really wearing pants.
There was evidence to the contrary (read: actual pants), but they were so thin I thought I was walking around bottomless.

I know this is probably more of a blurt than a commentary or giggle-poke at my goaty pig (may he rip in peace), but it felt altogether too pants-related for the Blurt thread, and TGP's pants thread was just right here. Waiting for me to confess.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I went through the whole day convinced I wasn't really wearing pants.
There was evidence to the contrary (read: actual pants), but they were so thin I thought I was walking around bottomless.

I know this is probably more of a blurt than a commentary or giggle-poke at my goaty pig (may he rip in peace), but it felt altogether too pants-related for the Blurt thread, and TGP's pants thread was just right here. Waiting for me to confess.

Confess away! I enjoyed it on top of all anyway

 

[bluebell]

Confess away! I enjoyed it on top of all anyway

Say what about being on top?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Say what about being on top?

I was saying you can have it until I get my rythm back

 

[bluebell]

I was saying you can have it until I get my rythm back

Oh good. I'll put my Bossy Hat on and get to work!