When is the National Crush Your Rival Like A Grape Day Contest?

[Anna_Malia75]

For that matter, when is National CYRLAG Day in the first place?

Here I am writing my second story (the first was submitted on Tuesday, and now I'm patiently waiting the 3-7 days for posting (hi, Jenny!)). Meanwhile, inspired by this bitch at the job I've just started, I've started a tale of jealousy, passion, and revenge. And there are no contests for me to enter it in! What's going on here?

 

[ms.read]

For that matter, when is National CYRLAG Day in the first place?

Here I am writing my second story (the first was submitted on Tuesday, and now I'm patiently waiting the 3-7 days for posting (hi, Jenny!). Meanwhile, inspired by this bitch at the job I've just started, I've started a tale of jealousy, passion, and revenge. And there are no contests for me to enter it in! What's going on here?

We should start our own Crush That (person that drives you nuts)like a grape day It could be.... Today? Buy do you think its too near the holidays?

 

[Anna_Malia75]

We should start our own Crush That (person that drives you nuts)like a grape day It could be.... Today? Buy do you think its too near the holidays?

Probably. Plus I need to at least finish my story to celebrate! And we will need time to prepare...

 

[elfin_odalisque]

For that matter, when is National CYRLAG Day in the first place?

Here I am writing my second story (the first was submitted on Tuesday, and now I'm patiently waiting the 3-7 days for posting (hi, Jenny!)). Meanwhile, inspired by this bitch at the job I've just started, I've started a tale of jealousy, passion, and revenge. And there are no contests for me to enter it in! What's going on here?

We should start our own Crush That (person that drives you nuts)like a grape day It could be.... Today? Buy do you think its too near the holidays?

Probably. Plus I need to at least finish my story to celebrate! And we will need time to prepare...

Brilliant idea and so totally in the free speech ethos of the AH,

Anna, needs a bit of preparation but how about declaring Feb 29 2008 CYRLAG day contest. It would allow bitterness to fester and aithors to sharpen their quill. If it's not a success, no need to have another one til 2012.

Can it be a bit wider than rivals - at least all co-workers and clients?

 

[cantdog]

Themed story contests can be started any time in the AH. PM Laurel with the details once you work 'em out.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

Brilliant idea and so totally in the free speech ethos of the AH,

Anna, needs a bit of preparation but how about declaring Feb 29 2008 CYRLAG day contest. It would allow bitterness to fester and aithors to sharpen their quill. If it's not a success, no need to have another one til 2012.

Can it be a bit wider than rivals - at least all co-workers and clients?

I was originally thinking of April 8th, both because it's about half way between Valentine's Day and Earth Day and because it happens to be the bitch's birthday. But if you don't think that the 29th is too close to Valentine's Day, I love the "Olympian" aspects of it. Didn't they use to do those naked anyway?

And Crush Your Enemy Like a Grape Day is fine with me, too. No sense limiting it to rivals, I guess.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

I was originally thinking of April 8th, both because it's about half way between Valentine's Day and Earth Day and because it happens to be the bitch's birthday. But if you don't think that the 29th is too close to Valentine's Day, I love the "Olympian" aspects of it. Didn't they use to do those naked anyway?

And Crush Your Enemy Like a Grape Day is fine with me, too. No sense limiting it to rivals, I guess.

I was joking a bit about Feb 29 - just comes round every 4 years. What about April 1? Needs someone to set up a thread that others can link to. Not sure Laurel would add another contest to her list.

Get Og involved - and ban stories about incest writers.

I've started sketching out mine - a client, and I still hate him - but there was a payback..

 

[MarshAlien]

I think that this is a great idea. Other than SweetWitch, though, I'm hard pressed to think of any real "enemies." Still, it would be fun kicking her ass in another contest. I don't know about April Fools Day, though. If you have a reason for the 8th, Anna, that's fine with me. Count me in. I promise not to write more than 2 Lit pages, too.

 

[SweetWitch]

I think that this is a great idea. Other than SweetWitch, though, I'm hard pressed to think of any real "enemies." Still, it would be fun kicking her ass in another contest. I don't know about April Fools Day, though. If you have a reason for the 8th, Anna, that's fine with me. Count me in. I promise not to write more than 2 Lit pages, too.

Bite me, ass.

 

[MarshAlien]

Bite me, ass.

I don't think that takes a comma. And in "American English" it's "bite my ass."

I'd love to, hon.

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

Exactly what are the parameters of this contest? I think I might like to enter my first story.

 

[DesertPirate]

Bite me, ass.

Molly, don't worry, he is threatening everyone, just shot at me on LAST

 

[TE999]

Oboy--another contest!

I love contests!

I really don't have any enemies (that I know of), but some people do piss me off on occasion.

I could write about them I suppose.

Let's do this thing on April 1 -- an excellent date.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

I don't think that takes a comma. And in "American English" it's "bite my ass."

I'd love to, hon.

It's perfectly grammatical, have you got some inner perversions you'd like to confess?

A contest sounds fun - as Swampy you'll have to submit two.

 

[SweetWitch]

Molly, don't worry, he is threatening everyone, just shot at me on LAST

Don't worry. I know how to handle him. I'll make him pay.

 

[MarshAlien]

It's perfectly grammatical, have you got some inner perversions you'd like to confess?

A contest sounds fun - as Swampy you'll have to submit two.

Two? Why two? I think one would be sufficient to crush all of my rivals/enemies like grapes.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Two? Why two? I think one would be sufficient to crush all of my rivals/enemies like grapes.

Sorry - ALL your enemies?

I thought two would just cover SW and TK. Better start writing feverishly now.

 

[MarshAlien]

Sorry - ALL your enemies?

I thought two would just cover SW and TK. Better start writing feverishly now.

Honestly, I don't think of either of them as enemies, really. Rivals, certainly, given their writing talent, but not enemies.

I'm still undecided about you, though...

 

[SweetWitch]

Honestly, I don't think of either of them as enemies, really. Rivals, certainly, given their writing talent, but not enemies.

I'm still undecided about you, though...

Enemies. Rivals. It all works for me.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

Wonderful. April 1 it is then; thanks Elfin and TE! And I'll expect stories from the rest of you, including you, Mark. The themes will be jealousy and revenge. If anyone can suggest additions, please post them!

Anna

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

Wonderful. April 1 it is then; thanks Elfin and TE! And I'll expect stories from the rest of you, including you, Mark. The themes will be jealousy and revenge. If anyone can suggest additions, please post them!

Anna

Count on it, beautiful.

 

[ms.read]

Hey!! I feel violated that I wasn't able to participate in the actaul naming of the day. In my humble opinion, I think it should be somewhere during the summer when we don't have alot of contests to enter into.

Earthday, Nudist day, July fourth and then what?

Sorry to be a party pooper. April first it is.

 

[ms.read]

National Support Your Rival eating Grapes Day.

lol... Thought the title would be funny.

I would propose these rules for the support thread and submission rules.

1. Main Character must show aggression or a will for revenge for a plausible reason - such as eating the last bit of ice cream out of the freezer.
2. No direct incest. (Yes you can fuck your best friend's little sister but no you may not fuck your parents because they grounded you after you crashed the family car.)
3. Your Rival can be anyone. The bitch who cut in front of you in the grocery line, or, your boss/coworker, or friend.
4. No bestiality or Pedophilia

Any other rules should be in place before we get started?

 

[Mark_Ilaan]

How are the stories coming?

 

[jomar]

Hmm. This does seem to fall in the newly emerging, but rapidly growing genre of haterotica. The market is simply exploding, if you know what I mean.