I will date you

[Raidho]

True.
I am generally not allowed to reproduce. In Canada at least.

*eyes you suspiciously*

You're going to emigrate, aren't you?

 

[iceburg1]

you act like lettuce, you get croutons.

when was the last time you seriously dated a lettuce ?/

how much time have YOU spent in a vegetable crisper ??!

yeah...take that !

 

[morewickedfun]

*eyes you suspiciously*

You're going to emigrate, aren't you?

Already done. nods

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Hey not on my dates.

That's why I am letting you take the check...

Then we can be "friendly..."



chit-chat

 

[morewickedfun]

when was the last time you seriously dated a lettuce ?/

how much time have YOU spent in a vegetable crisper ??!

yeah...take that !

Never but I had a date with a cucumber once.

I've spent about 4.5 seconds every morning for about 5 years.

 

[thesorrow07]

Wait.
Why aren't you wearing the speedos?

I am, silly!

 

[morewickedfun]

That's why I am letting you take the check...

Then we can be "friendly..."



chit-chat

Un huh
I'll be watching you. One false move and there will be nuts in your throat.

 

[Raidho]

Already done. nods

Should you tell him that you're just using him for reproductive freedom, or should I?

(Have you actually moved for good? If so, congrats)

 

[morewickedfun]

I am, silly!

i didn't give you a thong

 

[Raidho]

Un huh
I'll be watching you. One false move and there will be nuts in your throat.

Now *that* would make some fine reality tv.

 

[morewickedfun]

Should you tell him that you're just using him for reproductive freedom, or should I?

(Have you actually moved for good? If so, congrats)

I think we should wait. He's already shocked enough. He keeps looking around and keeps repeating the phrase, "What have I done?"

 

[thesorrow07]

i didn't give you a thong

*Laughs evilly*

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Un huh
I'll be watching you. One false move and there will be nuts in your throat.

You'll be too close to make a real good move and in the igloo, it will be more like chitter-chatter...





Give me a hug for warmth!

A little Nose-rub?

Noes rub???

 

[morewickedfun]

You'll be too close to make a real good move and in the igloo, it will be more like chitter-chatter...





Give me a hug for warmth!

A little Nose-rub?

Noes rub???

*Eskimo kiss
you underestimate my abilities.

 

[iceburg1]

Never but I had a date with a cucumber once.

I've spent about 4.5 seconds every morning for about 5 years.

cucumbers...think there so hot...just because they are long and skinny

FUCKERS !!

 

[morewickedfun]

cucumbers...think there so hot...just because they are long and skinny

FUCKERS !!

They are

 

[trvllady]

But we do what I want us to do.
I will tell you exactly what we are going to do on the date and you will like it.

Well, OK but are you sure? I don't want to annoy you.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

*Eskimo kiss
you underestimate my abilities.

Aye, that's the rub...

Whether 'tis nobler..

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Well, OK but are you sure? I don't want to annoy you.

So you've heard about the pepper-spray incident!

Hanns was never the same...

 

[iceburg1]

They are

stil not convinced that they have the same nutirional value and / or the same aesthetic value on a plate !!

really,..you can slice them up...at least a lettuce you can grab with 2 hands and tear apart.............. wraagh !!

 

[iceburg1]

iceburg lettuce

King Of The Vegetables !!

 

[Raidho]

I think we should wait. He's already shocked enough. He keeps looking around and keeps repeating the phrase, "What have I done?"

You should tell him, it's only the right thing to do.

But not before he puts you in his will.

 

[trvllady]

So you've heard about the pepper-spray incident!

Hanns was never the same...

Or just because I don't know her very well.


I'm sort of shy....................don't tell though.

 

[morewickedfun]

Well, OK but are you sure? I don't want to annoy you.

Yes I am sure
You and I are going to a Tae kwon do class. We are going to find our Che.
After all that sweating and violence we are going to go back to my place and soak in a hot tub to relax.

 

[Avery_Chisholm]