I will date you

[morewickedfun]

Fantastic.

I get to go skydiving, and he's stuck with reality Mewfie.

Don't be knocking the skydiving. Did I hand you a parachute?

 

[iceburg1]

Did you understand that I am in charge?
We are going bungee jumping. We'll each have a go and then we go together.
There will be pictures taken.
Afterwards we are going to eat steak. Lots of steak. If you are still awake after dinner we will go and have desert at the airport.

country side first.!!!
.we hit a cow...put it out it's misery...cut it up..cook it (a bit...i like my steak blue)...you can stand up in the back of the ute while I'm driving...
airport is closed after lunch...but the truck stop is sometimes open...they have ice cream.... sometimes

 

[morewickedfun]

country side first.!!!
.we hit a cow...put it out it's misery...cut it up..cook it (a bit...i like my steak blue)...you can stand up in the back of the ute while I'm driving...
airport is closed after lunch...but the truck stop is sometimes open...they have ice cream.... sometimes

No.
My way or you can find another salad dressing.

 

[Raidho]

Don't be knocking the skydiving. Did I hand you a parachute?

I love you for the skydiving.

Parachutes don't matter til you're a few feet off the ground, anyway.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

I guess someone's never seen the reality girls on final show night, taut, trim, tasty, toney, and too hot to handle...

 

[morewickedfun]

I love you for the skydiving.

Parachutes don't matter til you're a few feet off the ground, anyway.

Thats right.
You'd have time to make a choice.
Nothing says I love you like free fall.

 

[Raidho]

I guess someone's never seen the reality girls on final show night, taut, trim, tasty, toney, and too hot to handle...

And how does that relate in any way to reality?

 

[morewickedfun]

I guess someone's never seen the reality girls on final show night, taut, trim, tasty, toney, and too hot to handle...

Fake, fake, fake and fake.
Thats why you don't.

 

[Raidho]

Thats right.
You'd have time to make a choice.
Nothing says I love you like free fall.

Whore tipping's an infatuation.

Free falling is full blown commitment.

 

[morewickedfun]

Whore tipping's an infatuation.

Free falling is full blown commitment.

You aren't going to propose are you?

 

[iceburg1]

No.
My way or you can find another salad dressing.

you gotta know when to hold..
know when to fold them..
know when to walk away !!

 

[thesorrow07]

Good
*throws speedo at you
Time for some surfing. Have you surfed? If not fear not. I shall teach you.
You better learn fast. I have limited patience.
After surfing we are going back to my place to body paint.

That's fuckin' awesome. I love to surf. Learned how in Hawaii.

 

[morewickedfun]

you gotta know when to hold..
know when to fold them..
know when to walk away !!

*throws croutons at you

 

[Raidho]

You aren't going to propose are you?

I'd only marry you long enough to put you in my will.

And free fall, of course.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

And how does that relate in any way to reality?

Define reality. Is your proposition, if it was on TV, then it never happened?

Or maybe a more simplistic...

Date=Sex

 

[morewickedfun]

That's fuckin' awesome. I love to surf. Learned how in Hawaii.

Good choose a board and lets go.

 

[morewickedfun]

I'd only marry you long enough to put you in my will.

And free fall, of course.

Nods.
Good. I look horrible in white.

 

[Raidho]

Define reality. Is your proposition, if it was on TV, then it never happened?

Or maybe a more simplistic...

Date=Sex

Reality is something that will never be found on reality tv, that's for sure.

As for sex, I'm beginning to question its reality, too.

 

[morewickedfun]

Define reality. Is your proposition, if it was on TV, then it never happened?

Or maybe a more simplistic...

Date=Sex

Hey not on my dates.

 

[Raidho]

Nods.
Good. I look horrible in white.

Even if I were looking to settle down with you and pump out a few of your ballsy babies, I still wouldn't put you in white.

It would be blasphemy.

 

[iceburg1]

*throws croutons at you

childish !!

besides pita bread is much better
or focacia

croutons...so passe !!

 

[morewickedfun]

childish !!

besides pita bread is much better
or focacia

croutons...so passe !!

you act like lettuce, you get croutons.

 

[morewickedfun]

Even if I were looking to settle down with you and pump out a few of your ballsy babies, I still wouldn't put you in white.

It would be blasphemy.

True.
I am generally not allowed to reproduce. In Canada at least.

 

[thesorrow07]

Good choose a board and lets go.

*grabs a longboard*

 

[morewickedfun]

*grabs a longboard*

Wait.
Why aren't you wearing the speedos?