I will date you

[morewickedfun]

But we do what I want us to do.
I will tell you exactly what we are going to do on the date and you will like it.

 

[Wok]

But we do what I want us to do.
I will tell you exactly what we are going to do on the date and you will like it.

Sounds good to me. I like take charge women. Will you put me on a leash and tell me to obey your commands?

 

[morewickedfun]

Sounds good to me. I like take charge women. Will you put me on a leash and tell me to obey your commands?

No asshole.
You will put on a scuba suit. We are going diving. I'll show you stuff.
You will love it.
Then when we are done diving we are going to go and eat at a buffet. You better eat.

 

[Wok]

No asshole.
You will put on a scuba suit. We are going diving. I'll show you stuff.
You will love it.
Then when we are done diving we are going to go and eat at a buffet. You better eat.

Awwww, do I have to?

 

[morewickedfun]

Awwww, do I have to?

Do I have to say it twice?
*Shoves oxygen tank at you
DO IT.

 

[Raidho]

But we do what I want us to do.
I will tell you exactly what we are going to do on the date and you will like it.

Last time I was told that, I ended up in a Harley shop and a national cemetery.

Best. Date. Ever.

You'd probably be good at that.

 

[morewickedfun]

Last time I was told that, I ended up in a Harley shop and a national cemetery.

Best. Date. Ever.

You'd probably be good at that.

Probably?
Pffft
*hands you a helmet
You have 15 mins to dress.
We are going skydiving.
When we land we are going drinking and then we are going whore tipping.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Trying to channel the fist wife?

 

[Raidho]

Probably?
Pffft
*hands you a helmet
You have 15 mins to dress.
We are going skydiving.
When we land we are going drinking and then we are going whore tipping.

Have you ever been proposed to on a first date?

A little more pfft and you would have been.

 

[morewickedfun]

Trying to channel the fist wife?

You.

You are being taken on a survival date.
*hands you a water bottle
We are going out into the wilds of Canada. You'll be blindfolded until we get there.
You must lead us to civilization.
Let's go.

 

[morewickedfun]

Have you ever been proposed to on a first date?

A little more pfft and you would have been.

Twice
It was sweet but I wasn't ready.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

You.

You are being taken on a survival date.
*hands you a water bottle
We are going out into the wilds of Canada. You'll be blindfolded until we get there.
You must lead us to civilization.
Let's go.

The tribe's finally getting it's land back?

 

[morewickedfun]

The tribe's finally getting it's land back?

If you get us out in one piece.

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Better yet, I'll teach you how to build a proper civilization...

Igloo livin' would suit you.

Skin tone...

B
E
A
Utiful!

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

If you get us out in one piece.

Just one?

Kids, What's become of these kids these days...?

 

[morewickedfun]

Better yet, I'll teach you how to build a proper civilization...

Igloo livin' would suit you.

Skin tone...

B
E
A
Utiful!

I can build an awesome igloo.
I can hunt as well. I was born in this land.

 

[iceburg1]

But we do what I want us to do.
I will tell you exactly what we are going to do on the date and you will like it.

yes but first let me show you around the country side !!

 

[morewickedfun]

Just one?

Kids, What's become of these kids these days...?

Everything is compact these days. Get with it.
Besides that we won't have time to have kids.

 

[thesorrow07]

But we do what I want us to do.
I will tell you exactly what we are going to do on the date and you will like it.

Okey-doke.

 

[iceburg1]

Everything is compact these days. Get with it.
Besides that we won't have time to have kids.

just the proof that love in not only blind but also deaf


go you arctic monkeys !!

 

[Cap’n AMatrixca]

Kids?

No seals in the igloo!

Unless they's Navy in which case, they's the only people in Canada with guns, and like the polar bear, carte blanche!

 

[Raidho]

You.

You are being taken on a survival date.
*hands you a water bottle
We are going out into the wilds of Canada. You'll be blindfolded until we get there.
You must lead us to civilization.
Let's go.

Fantastic.

I get to go skydiving, and he's stuck with reality Mewfie.

 

[morewickedfun]

yes but first let me show you around the country side !!

Did you understand that I am in charge?
We are going bungee jumping. We'll each have a go and then we go together.
There will be pictures taken.
Afterwards we are going to eat steak. Lots of steak. If you are still awake after dinner we will go and have desert at the airport.

 

[morewickedfun]

Okey-doke.

Good
*throws speedo at you
Time for some surfing. Have you surfed? If not fear not. I shall teach you.
You better learn fast. I have limited patience.
After surfing we are going back to my place to body paint.

 

[morewickedfun]

Kids?

No seals in the igloo!

Unless they's Navy in which case, they's the only people in Canada with guns, and like the polar bear, carte blanche!

You have no idea what chaos and mayhem seals in the igloo can entail.
We don't need guns. We have tazers.