BDSM themed drinks

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I invented (added to) a classic drink and decided to bdsm theme it.

It's a screwdriver with a bit of a twist. I'm using Irish vodka and orange juice with heavy pulp. Then I added an ounce of pomegranate juice and an ounce of acai/mangosteen juice plus a few ounces of ice cold water. The whole thing is very well chilled and delicious and packs a punch so I'm calling it a :::

Slavedriver!

That's right. A slavedriver. :devil:
 
My gal makes these crazy good vodka slushies. I hate that name though. I'm thinking about calling it Knifeplay or something, because they cut the panties off women.
 
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Sloe comfortable screw against the wall?

Sloe gin
Southern Comfort
Vodka
Harvey's Wallbangers
OJ

I invented (added to) a classic drink and decided to bdsm theme it.

It's a screwdriver with a bit of a twist. I'm using Irish vodka and orange juice with heavy pulp. Then I added an ounce of pomegranate juice and an ounce of acai/mangosteen juice plus a few ounces of ice cold water. The whole thing is very well chilled and delicious and packs a punch so I'm calling it a :::

Slavedriver!

That's right. A slavedriver. :devil:
 
Guess this is where the bartending comes in handy.

The Blow Job
3/4 oz. Kahlua
3/4 oz. Amaretto

Pour both into a shot glass, stir, then rim and top and down one side with whipped cream.

No hands allowed to drink it, you bend over, lick the whipped cream slowly up the side of the glass. Then put your whole mouth over the glass, hold it tightly in your mouth, tip your head back quickly, and shoot the drink quick; making sure to lick all the cream off your lips that you missed.

Then you have the Orgasm, Screaming Orgasm, Sex On The Beach, Slippery Knob, Slippery Nipple, the Sloe Screw, the Sloe Comfortable Screw, The Woowoo,

and my favorite, The Zombie.

3/4 oz. Light Rum
3/4 oz. Dark Rum
3/4 oz. Gold Rum
1 oz. Sweetened Lemon Juice

Put all into a blender with ice. Fill a large size drinking glass to just below the rim, then float a dash of cherry brandy on top, aflame.

You blow the flame out quickly, and drink about 1/3 down at once, then drink it as you go. Just no nursing it.

Do about 3 of those, and you are a walking zombie and dont give a crap about anything.:D
 
My gal makes these crazy good vodka slushies. I hate that name though. I'm thinking about calling it Knifeplay or something, because they cut the panties off women.

I'm having a party at the end of the month and I'm making cranberry vodka slushies. Since I'm not allowed to wear panties we don't have an issue. ;)
 
I invented (added to) a classic drink and decided to bdsm theme it.

It's a screwdriver with a bit of a twist. I'm using Irish vodka and orange juice with heavy pulp. Then I added an ounce of pomegranate juice and an ounce of acai/mangosteen juice plus a few ounces of ice cold water. The whole thing is very well chilled and delicious and packs a punch so I'm calling it a :::

Slavedriver!

That's right. A slavedriver. :devil:

That sounds yummy! Soooo much better than Captain Morgan and Diet Pepsi, and the name rocks! :D

Dani
 
I'm having a party at the end of the month and I'm making cranberry vodka slushies. Since I'm not allowed to wear panties we don't have an issue. ;)

The ones she makes have maraschino cherries instead of cranberries. Cranberries sound good though.
 
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