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[JinXed]

According to my lil buddy from the UK they get about 2 full days of sun a year, this suicide could take a while.

*snort giggle*

 

[Calamity Jane]

Dude, they're vampire-were-cunts or whatever. She probably just assumed it was made out of modeling clay which Ophelia had infused with her life essence *nods*. It's not like they employ things like rational thought, you know?

This is exactly how I plan to explain where babies come from to my kids.

 

[Wilben]

This is exactly how I plan to explain where babies come from to my kids.

Yeah, I think the old stork metaphor is getting a bit overused.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Yeah, I think the old stork metaphor is getting a bit overused.

Ok, Wild and Unruly, you have to go to Paris. Buy some superduper parisian baby making modeling clay. Form your child. Travel to Transylvania, and infuse the child-like lump of clay with the 'life source' of 1000 virgin were cats.

Name the child night-something.

 

[Wilben]

We're such nice people on the GB .

 

[Calamity Jane]

We're such nice people on the GB .

Yeah. Nice. That's exactly what we are.

In fact, I could just you.

 

[Wilben]

Yeah. Nice. That's exactly what we are.

In fact, I could just you.

...ing is good .

 

[freakygirl]

hehehe.. didn't notice this the first time around.


1st she says this (check out the underlined text)

look, you guys, you have no idea what she is really like. you trashed her without even knowing her. I showed this to you so you could see how sorry she was. I know she would have wanted that. we've been friends for 18 fucking years. I'm sad to see her go, it's like losing a family member. She was like the sister I never had. Honestly we are very different people. I'm also glad to see her go, she's worse than my mother at times. She's complex like that.

Then later in the same thread she says this:

We are not the same person. She asked me in a ps in her letter to show you guys this. I personally hate causing drama. I'm a writer, a singer, an actress and I've never had kids. Want to know why? I'll fucking tell you then. I'm still a virgin and I really don't care who knows. Doesn't mean that I can't think and talk like a whore.

So.. which is it? She would have wanted or asked her to post the note?


People really should remember the lies they tell. *nods*

Ok, this is post 26 in this thread for me. It's official. I need a job.

 

[Wilben]

Ok, this is post 26 in this thread for me. It's official. I need a job.

I have a job and school and I'm only four posts behind you... er three now.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Ok, this is post 26 in this thread for me. It's official. I need a job.

LMAO


but who's counting?

oh Wilben is. sshhh you!

 

[Queersetti]

hehehe.. didn't notice this the first time around.


1st she says this (check out the underlined text)



Then later in the same thread she says this:



So.. which is it? She would have wanted or asked her to post the note?


People really should remember the lies they tell. *nods*

Ok, this is post 26 in this thread for me. It's official. I need a job.

Nice catch!

 

[greenleesmythe]

This reminds me of the time I was trying to watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer, and the Spice channel kept cutting in.

I should really pay for cable.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Here's something scarier than vampires or were-animals —

I just googled "carpe noctum" and got 7,600 hits.

 

[Calamity Jane]

So, they decided to kill Latin all over again?

 

[Cleopatra]

Wait, she actually said she's related to fucking Dracula? Does she seek revenge on the relatives of Van Helsing? Do vampires engage in oral sex during a woman's cycle so as not to waste food? I have so many questions!

OMG Wilben! Like this thread wasn't making me laugh enough...

I'm saving this for my sig line some day soon!

 

[Byron In Exile]

So, they decided to kill Latin all over again?

More like digging up the corpse to take pictures of it wearing funny hats.

 

[Calamity Jane]

More like digging up the corpse to take pictures of it wearing funny hats.

So, they're shape-shifting royal vampire ballerina grave-robbers?

The plot thickens.

 

[Byron In Exile]

So, they're shape-shifting royal vampire ballerina grave-robbers?

The plot thickens.

I was just wondering — if I were some ditzy goth chick and got a "carpe noctum" tattoo and then found out that "noctum" wasn't a real word, what I might be able to change it into. I don't think you could change a "u" to an "e" very easily, but if it were gothic script, you could lengthen the right side of the "u" and maybe make "il" out of it, and massage the "m" a bit to get "uc." Then, you just add "am" on the end and you would have "carpe noctilucam," or "seize the moon," which doesn't make much sense but at least says something.

 

[bg23]

Heh. This thread's still alive?

Post number 41!

 

[Debbie]

We're such nice people on the GB .

Some of us are nice, some pretend to be nice and the rest of us are bloody awful.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I was just wondering — if I were some ditzy goth chick and got a "carpe noctum" tattoo and then found out that "noctum" wasn't a real word, what I might be able to change it into. I don't think you could change a "u" to an "e" very easily, but if it were gothic script, you could lengthen the right side of the "u" and maybe make "il" out of it, and massage the "m" a bit to get "uc." Then, you just add "am" on the end and you would have "carpe noctilucam," or "seize the moon," which doesn't make much sense but at least says something.

Well, seize the moon, does have some level of witchy connotation. As well as implying great ambition (reaching for the stars and all that).

I say, go for it. And have some whiskers tattooed on your face while you're at it. They're all the rage.

 

[Queersetti]

http://www.nhes.org/images/Spay_Today_2.gif

 

[Wilben]

Some of us are nice, some pretend to be nice and the rest of us are bloody awful.

I'm torn between pretending and being a plain old asshole.

P.S. How to do you spay a vampire Q? They regenerate and all.

 

[breakwall]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0517545160.01._PIdp-schmooS,TopRight,7,-26_PE10_SCMZZZZZZZ_.gif

 

[Queersetti]

I'm torn between pretending and being a plain old asshole.

P.S. How to do you spay a vampire Q? They regenerate and all.

Let's not take any chances, OK?