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[deft]

I’m happy and comfortable drunk. You’re all gonna have to put up with me

 

[Wand3rlust]

Im happy and comfortable drunk.

 

[deft]

Im happy and comfortable drunk.

I’m now drunky and happfortable come.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Evening all (or technically morning I suppose)

Not drunk yet but I wouldn’t drive!!!

 

[cheekygirl75]

I'm on glass of wine #2... I think I have some catching up to do!

 

[TiedbyChris]

i guess the majority of tag teams trying for the caravan or speed boat ended up with a bendy bully.

Whoo Hoo …… my night is (almost) complete

 

[TiedbyChris]

I'm on glass of wine #2... I think I have some catching up to do!

This depends on the size of glass?

 

[cheekygirl75]

This depends on the size of glass?

One normal and one large!

 

[TiedbyChris]

Two glasses …. Or just different amounts in the same glass?

Red, white or Rose?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'll be the Designated Driver of the party bus! Hop in and let's go.

Wait!! What side of the road are we doing this on?

 

[Susurration]

Why am I awake at this hour again? I blame Mark and GA .

I’m strangely addicted to repeats of Bullseye or The Chase at midnight…. Assuming I’m still awake!

Morning all. It’s almost December

Was this on Challenge by any chance?

 

[deft]

If stopped by the five-oh, just say “I’m cunted, drunkstable”

 

[TiedbyChris]

I'll be the Designated Driver of the party bus! Hop in and let's go.

Wait!! What side of the road are we doing this on?

Oh who cares, just drive us to the next party bar

 

[cheekygirl75]

Two glasses …. Or just different amounts in the same glass?

Red, white or Rose?

Hoooooowww do you get different amounts in the same glass? At once? I can understand in succession, but at once? It was white.

I've switched to vodka

 

[TiedbyChris]

Hoooooowww do you get different amounts in the same glass? At once? I can understand in succession, but at once? It was white.

I've switched to vodka

This is the joy of the written word and ambiguity

I thought it may be a big Glass but you had a sensible ‘normal’ measure first and then a larger measure next.

Now you’re on the vodka so I’m guessing that was a good guess?

What’s your mixer of choice

 

[cheekygirl75]

This is the joy of the written word and ambiguity

I thought it may be a big Glass but you had a sensible ‘normal’ measure first and then a larger measure next.

Now you’re on the vodka so I’m guessing that was a good guess?

What’s your mixer of choice

Yes, that sounds about right... the mixer is raspberry soda. It works well with the lemon vodka.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Blimey that sounds sophisticated. Back in my day it was whatever cheap vodka was on offer and lemon Fanta

 

[cheekygirl75]

Blimey that sounds sophisticated. Back in my day it was whatever cheap vodka was on offer and lemon Fanta

Well, it was generic store brand soda, if that’s better!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Anyone still awake? I hope not for your sakes, but I hope yes for me

 

[TiedbyChris]

Anyone still awake? I hope not for your sakes, but I hope yes for me

Ermmmmm I might have dozed off but off to bed now!

Live long and prosper

 

[barefootgirl69]

*turns the light out*

Rest well!

 

[Fufumberuk]

And now I'm awake..... Not alcohol related. More bladder related.... Man of a certain age thing

 

[Cat]

*looks around in the empty room and whisper cautiously*

So...... I guess no one is going to join me on my forest run?

Good morning, I hope you are all sleeping still!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Morning. I'm not joining, but I'll think of you from my warm snuggly bed x

 

[Cat]

Morning. I'm not joining, but I'll think of you from my warm snuggly bed x

Morning!! That is good enough for me I will go and get ready, greeting the deer and the hunters.

(Remember to wear some signal colours Cat! )