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I'm a trained massage therapist. So i can. But i charge extra for satisfying kinks
I can! And all I ask in return is wine and cuddles
As you deserveWow. I'm being spoiled...
Double foot massage, wine, and conversation!Wow. I'm being spoiled...
Me please!! I don't even need payment. In fact I'll pay to do it!!
No.no.no. Demand payment up front. You're unionized. Remember?Me please!! I don't even need payment. In fact I'll pay to do it!!
It's a cash only business.Yes. Pay me upfront.
Anything you wantYes. Pay me upfront.
At the end of my legsIt's a cash only business.
Tell me where to find your feet and I'll give you the goods
*stares*Yes. Pay me upfront.
Wow.*stares*
Which end?At the end of my legs
Now what the fuck what ODAG say about that...oh wait...Wow.
Oh sorry. We only massage detachable feet.At the end of my legs