The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: cavemen with allergies

[dirk2024]

Well, however it looks, this thread definitely puts the ass in sass.

Or maybe the other way around...?

I blame @StillStunned

 

[NuclearFairy]

I blame @StillStunned

I haven't seen him all day. o.o Do you think he's hiding?

 

[Z_TheWriter]

I haven't seen him all day. o.o Do you think he's hiding?

I stunned him into submission with my subversive (read: dumb) entry into his writing exercise.

 

[Bamagan]

I stunned him into submission with my subversive (read: dumb) entry into his writing exercise.

How long ago was that? Are you suggesting he's still... oh, wait.

 

[Z_TheWriter]

Come participate btw:
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/writing-exercise-hamming-it-up.1644989/

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Well, however it looks, this thread definitely puts the ass in sass.

Or maybe the other way around...?

Jusyt make sure you use plenty of lube if you're going the other way around... Just saying. (not necessarily the voice of experience or anything. LOL)

 

[StillStunned]

I blame @StillStunned

That's usually a fair assumption.

I haven't seen him all day. o.o Do you think he's hiding?

Short weekend, long day.

 

[nice90sguy]

How many posts do I need to scroll back to -- looking for Raquel Welch pics and nothing else will do

 

[StillStunned]

How many posts do I need to scroll back to -- looking for Raquel Welch pics and nothing else will do

I don't think we actually posted any pics of her, so here you go:

 

[nice90sguy]

That's a really old pic - a million years at least iirc

 

[onehitwanda]

Today's Oglaf seems scarily on the nose...

https://media.oglaf.com/comic/november.jpg

 

[Bamagan]

Today's Oglaf seems scarily on the nose...

https://media.oglaf.com/comic/november.jpg

Wouldn't surprise me much if they visited us from time to time.

 

[StillStunned]

How many posts do I need to scroll back to -- looking for Raquel Welch pics and nothing else will do

Getting back to how RW was originally mentioned in this thread... Spike Milligan was one lucky bastard!

 

[Erozetta]

I think I know why my legs hurt so much today. I checked my step tracking app for the day I worked 21 hours and it read 27, 376 steps. And I didn't have my phone on me the whole time, so there's a good chance about 1-3k steps didn't get tracked. Yesterday was a little over 6k steps.

Part of those steps on the 21-hour shift was doing stairs while carrying heavy things. I did the steps about fifteen to twenty times. I hurt. I tried to use a massage gun (thank you for the recommendation @NoTalentHack ) but honestly, it just feels like I'm beating up a bruised muscle. Weirdly, my feet feel fine, it's literally just my calves and ass that hurt. Thighs a tiny bit but like from a good squat workout rather than actually painful.

 

[Trionyx]

I tried to use a massage gun (thank you for the recommendation @NoTalentHack ) but honestly, it just feels like I'm beating up a bruised muscle.

Massage guns can be brutal. A Magic Wand works nicely plus it can give a happy Ending!

 

[MillieDynamite]

It'd be terrible to wear a fur bikini if you have an allergy to the animal the fur came from.

 

[cw5523729]

It'd be terrible to wear a fur bikini if you have an allergy to the animal the fur came from.

The animal itself would think it was karma

 

[MillieDynamite]

I don't do fur... But I do eat meat.

The animal itself would think it was karma

 

[Erozetta]

Massage guns can be brutal. A Magic Wand works nicely plus it can give a happy Ending!

I have one of those, too.

I prefer it for happy endings, but it's kinda shit at massaging sore muscles.

 

[StillStunned]

It'd be terrible to wear a fur bikini if you have an allergy to the animal the fur came from.

I can imagine the argument in the cave.

"Do you have any idea what I had to do for that fur? And now you tell me you're allergic?"
"Well, excuse me for not knowing before! Sabretooth tigers rarely come up to me for cuddling, you know!"

 

[MillieDynamite]

We have massager that can only be described as a hammer to pound out the hurt. It's to painful for me unless I really have muscle aches bad!

I have one of those, too.

I prefer it for happy endings, but it's kinda shit at massaging sore muscles.

 

[MillieDynamite]

And when it did, you killed it before we even got acquainted. Like was going to anything with him!

I can imagine the argument in the cave.

"Do you have any idea what I had to do for that fur? And now you tell me you're allergic?"
"Well, excuse me for not knowing before! Sabretooth tigers rarely come up to me for cuddling, you know!"

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I can imagine the argument in the cave.

"Do you have any idea what I had to do for that fur? And now you tell me you're allergic?"
"Well, excuse me for not knowing before! Sabretooth tigers rarely come up to me for cuddling, you know!"

"Next time, I'm just going to bring you the damned tooth. Let's see how you like that."
"It has more potential than these little rags of fur, I can guarantee you that."

 

[crookedletter]

I've never given fur bikinis a lot of thought, but I'm starting to wonder if they're maybe not terribly practical.

 

[Erozetta]

We have massager that can only be described as a hammer to pound out the hurt. It's to painful for me unless I really have muscle aches bad!

100% this.

First day I used it, I was covered in bruises and I used it on the lowest setting. Now I only use the cushioned head for it, which is much gentler, lol.