The "I don't want to talk about AI" thread, and the new topic is: literary euphemisms

[NuclearFairy]

I get anxious whenever a latex covered finger get's anywhere near my pale butt.

Latex allergy?

 

[YmaOHyd]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/WN2SvLbc67oAAAAd/this-better-not.gif

 

[dirk2024]

Latex allergy?

I'm fine with latex. It's 'exploration' I take issue with.

 

[Statius]

This may be the most disturbing turn this thread has taken yet.

 

[Bamagan]

Seriously, a pale butt is fine and all, but you should get the gold veins and the red lumps checked out by a doctor.

Or possibly a geologist.

 

[NuclearFairy]

I'm fine with latex. It's 'exploration' I take issue with.

It'll be fine. What're the chances the doctor will be less than clinical and get off on it?

On second thought, this is a porn site, don't answer that.

 

[YmaOHyd]

Or possibly a geologist.

Better hope it is/is not one of the ones who lick rocks (delete whichever is inappropriate)!

 

[YmaOHyd]

It'll be fine. What're the chances the doctor will be less than clinical and get off on it?

On second thought, this is a porn site, don't answer that.

Paging @PennyThompson, paging Doctor Penny, has anything inappropriate ever occurred in a routine medical exam?

 

[PennyThompson]

Paging @PennyThompson, paging Doctor Penny, has anything inappropriate ever occurred in a routine medical exam?

NO COMMENT

 

[Curious_2]

I agree. Sounds like a bunch of chit. Or getting pretty close

 

[Statius]

The new 'Proctology Thread"?

 

[YmaOHyd]

NO COMMENT

Fine. If Penny won't talk, maybe we'll ask... Dr. Grace Fellows!

 

[Bamagan]

Better hope it is/is not one of the ones who lick rocks (delete whichever is inappropriate)!

Or one who insists on testing the Mohs hardness with a series of ever-more-rigid insertions.

 

[dirk2024]

It'll be fine. What're the chances the doctor will be less than clinical and get off on it?

On second thought, this is a porn site, don't answer that.

 

[TheLobster]

This forum is normally a bunch of smartasses, but here it seems we dispensed with the smart.

 

[AlexBailey]

Paging @PennyThompson, paging Doctor Penny, has anything inappropriate ever occurred in a routine medical exam?

Like a checkup with a happy ending?

 

[YmaOHyd]

This forum is normally a bunch of smartasses, but here it seems we dispensed with the smart.

I'm here to chew ass and kick gum, and I'm

all out of gum.

 

[Statius]

Say what y'all want, best thread on LitE.

 

[TheLobster]

Say what y'all want, best thread on LitE.

You think so? To me, it looks pretty ass.

 

[Z_TheWriter]

You think so? To me, it looks pretty ass.

Don't call Raquel an it

 

[TheLobster]

Don't call Raquel an it

 

[dirk2024]

You think so? To me, it looks pretty ass.

Why...my dear Lobster. You think I have a pretty ass. *blinks coquettishly*

 

[Z_TheWriter]

She did have a pretty ass though.

 

[TheLobster]

Well, however it looks, this thread definitely puts the ass in sass.

Or maybe the other way around...?

 

[dirk2024]

Well, however it looks, this thread definitely puts the ass in sass.

Or maybe the other way around...?

I blame @StillStunned