Where’d that damn bunny go

[crookedletter]

Sometimes not writing ideas down is an effective defense mechanism! If it's really really good, it will come back to you one way or another.

You're right, in my experience.

Except...

The ones that come to mind late at night, when I can't sleep. I tell myself if they're good I'll remember them in the morning, and if I actually take the time to write them down I'll never sleep. When I then can't remember them, there's nothing in the world that will convince me they're not absolutely genius, the best ideas I've ever had.

 

[YmaOHyd]

Listen, I'm pretty vanilla. Like... very vanilla.

A third of the kinks are probably @EmilyMiller 's fault and the rest can be blamed squarely on @Jackie.Hikaru . And most of my interest in them is... um... cerebral, I'm far too much of a scaredycat to try probably 99% of them. Plus my imagination is a fucking crack hamster, so things get visceral pretty quickly

I'm sorry, you're not very vanilla if you have a visceral crack hamster fetish.

 

[NuclearFairy]

I usually find that if I decide to not worry about it, then they'll come and invade my dreams until I remember once again.

Elmer season?

 

[Statius]

I am now imagining Plot Bunnies as promiscuous, anthropomorphized bunny girls, a cross between Muses and Succubi, but with fluffy tails and floppy ears...

So a Hentia bunny girl then?

 

[PennyThompson]

So a Hentia bunny girl then?

Maybe, or maybe they take the form of the plot they embody...

A plump milfy plot bunny wearing an apron. A statuesque, muscular plot bunny with a severe look on her face. A bouncy little music festival plot bunny with a backpack full of snacks and toys. A mousey little plot bunny in a conservative work dress with shibari rope work peeking out at the sleeves.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Maybe, or maybe they take the form of the plot they embody...

A plump milfy plot bunny wearing an apron. A statuesque, muscular plot bunny with a severe look on her face. A bouncy little music festival plot bunny. A mousey little plot bunny in a conservative work dress with shibari rope work peeking out at the sleeves.

A bunny covered in tentacles. o.o

 

[Statius]

Maybe, or maybe they take the form of the plot they embody...

A plump milfy plot bunny wearing an apron. A statuesque, muscular plot bunny with a severe look on her face. A bouncy little music festival plot bunny with a backpack full of snacks and toys. A mousey little plot bunny in a conservative work dress with shibari rope work peeking out at the sleeves.

That's better, but not as good as... (See next post).

 

[YmaOHyd]

Forbidden love between a Flemish giant plot bunny and an English plot lop...

 

[Statius]

A bunny covered in tentacles. o.o

That one

 

[dirk2024]

Maybe, or maybe they take the form of the plot they embody...

A plump milfy plot bunny wearing an apron. A statuesque, muscular plot bunny with a severe look on her face. A bouncy little music festival plot bunny with a backpack full of snacks and toys. A mousey little plot bunny in a conservative work dress with shibari rope work peeking out at the sleeves.

Did someone say, 'snacks'?

 

[YmaOHyd]

Oh, no, step-bunny! I'm stuck!

 

[Statius]

Did someone say, 'snacks'?

Don't go boiling plot bunnies

 

[onehitwanda]

with shibari rope work peeking out at the sleeves.

*sigh*

*opens the book*

*scribbles furiously*

*sighs again*

 

[onehitwanda]

@PennyThompson you've got a brand new spot on my wall of shame. Shaaaaaaaaaaaame!

 

[Statius]

@PennyThompson you've got a brand new spot on my wall of shame. Shaaaaaaaaaaaame!

There's a thread somewhere with a shame corner. Just sayin'.

 

[onehitwanda]

Does the person in the shame corner have to wear a cone of shame? Asking for a friend...

 

[SamanthaBehgs]

Does the person in the shame corner have to wear a cone of shame? Asking for a friend...

I think it's more like a collar but you'd have to ask @Z_TheWriter - the original corner dweller (I just invaded)

 

[Z_TheWriter]

I am summoned!

Oh hi yes, err. We haven't had the need for a cone so far, but I'm sure it could be arranged if you feel an urge.

Honestly, the Shame Corner hasn't had the strictest of rules or for that matter security. I think Sam and I are still technically escaped from there in order to jump in puddles.

 

[NaughteeDragon]

Were I to stroke your ears, would I find them silky?

We need an eggplant emoji for responses.

 

[PennyThompson]

We need an eggplant emoji for responses.

Surely you mean carrot?

 

[Statius]

Surely you mean carrot?

Hmm. I see no reason why a carrot can't be a stand in, all things considered. The AH does seem overly obsessed with rabbits.

 

[YmaOHyd]

What's not to be obsessed about? They go in holes, out of holes, then back in, out, then suddenly look! More bunnies!

 

[NuclearFairy]

Also their kicks pack quite a punch. But yes they also like eggplants, which're better for them, not so much sugar.But they're also not as sweet, and animals love their sweets.

 

[Statius]

What's not to be obsessed about? They go in holes, out of holes, then back in, out, then suddenly look! More bunnies!

Wasn't complaining

 

[EmilyMiller]

Can I borrow that book for a second?

Get a hutch you two.