LilKitKat's Second Cumming Thread 💦

[Azuldrgon]

What is your craziest/funniest/saddest sexual story?

I guess this counts as a funny.
Many years ago, my wife and I were trying to have private time while certain monsters were watching television in the other room of our apartment.
We were still in the kiss and cuddle phase when there was a knock at the door.
It was the older monster asking what we were doing.
We told them we were talking and the monster wanted to come in.
Thankfully, we were dressed still.
We told her we'd be out in a little while before we tried to go back to what we were doing.
Out of nowhere there was a second knock and this time, the monster was using one of their cute voices for one of their stuffies to explain to us how they wanted fruit salad and proceeded to rattle off the ingredients for such.
Needless to say, the mood was utterly vanquished because she was laughing so hard.
I was flustered, but was taken care of later that night although this story remains one of the funniest to me now.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Do you want this to be the first thing you see as you wake up...or the last thing you see before you pass out at night?

https://i.postimg.cc/MHkkm6m6/firstorlast.jpg

The greedy side of me would say both.
Wake up so I had the most energy to attempt to satisfy.
At night to inspire the naughty dreams you already do.
Mid day for the pick me up to help us enjoy the rest of the day.
As always , you spoil us.

 

[puno]

Anyone see the Bruce Springsteen movie?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt31923069/

I am seeing it tonight. (I'll watch Vega$ quali in the morning)

Yes, kind of a look into a very dark side of his life. Jeremy Allen White played him perfectly.

 

[puno]

Do you want this to be the first thing you see as you wake up...or the last thing you see before you pass out at night?

https://i.postimg.cc/MHkkm6m6/firstorlast.jpg

For some reason the song from Bill Withers keeps running in my head when I look at this image! The answer obviously is both

 

[Centauri1]

Do you want this to be the first thing you see as you wake up...or the last thing you see before you pass out at night?

https://i.postimg.cc/MHkkm6m6/firstorlast.jpg

Both, so I would realise i wasnt dreaming.

 

[Jw75766]

Happy Saturday! I hope you have something fun planned today!

 

[MrDoubleSin]

appears my thread has been pretty quiet in the last 10 hours or so.
let's change that shit.

Ohayō gozaimasu
https://i.postimg.cc/WpngsQrg/Ohayogozaimasu.jpg

Omg I love this one! Thank you for sharing

 

[Dadofone1]

Good morning I hope your weekend is as great as you!!

 

[LilKitKat]

For some reason the song from Bill Withers keeps running in my head when I look at this image! The answer obviously is both

Lovely Day is such a great song

 

[LilKitKat]

LANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...hope it translates to tomorrow

weather been shitty here for a week but getting warm for next

errands/chores day

beers with a friend in a couple hours

race tonight

tomorrow, dont know. not football cuz IDGAF, so who knows?

 

[Apollo96]

LANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...hope it translates to tomorrow

weather been shitty here for a week but getting warm for next

errands/chores day

beers with a friend in a couple hours

race tonight

tomorrow, dont know. not football cuz IDGAF, so who knows?

Yes Landooooooo
But Max will make turn 1 difficult

I shall be up at 3:30am for the 4am race start in UK

 

[LilKitKat]

hey im ok if max wins tomorrow...wouldnt be my first choice but as long as lando finishes ahead of oscar, im good.

shitshow for lewis...wtf...running over the bollard...or did it fly off and go under? i didnt see.

 

[DirtyBamaDaddy69]

LANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...hope it translates to tomorrow

weather been shitty here for a week but getting warm for next

errands/chores day

beers with a friend in a couple hours

race tonight

tomorrow, dont know. not football cuz IDGAF, so who knows?

Sounds like a great time. Enjoy gorgeous!

 

[Lazaran]

LANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...hope it translates to tomorrow

weather been shitty here for a week but getting warm for next

errands/chores day

beers with a friend in a couple hours

race tonight

tomorrow, dont know. not football cuz IDGAF, so who knows?

Yeah, Lando was cool af in the various Star Wars movies… Is there a new one coming out tomorrow???





Seriously though, I can see you as an F1 girl. The sport is fast and risky - and the cars are sexy af…



I never really got into the sport as it seemed pretty…exclusive…, but I was always in awe of the cars and the drivers.



Ironically, I will be watching football tomorrow AND today - with some basketball thrown into the mix…and I’m currently helping with chores around the house in between watching the games.



And we can definitely agree that enjoying a beer, etc, with a friend / friends & family is the highlight of the day.



Enjoy your day(s), Kit!!!

 

[Jonnymc]

Both, so I would realise i wasnt dreaming.

Oh fuck yeah

 

[Jonnymc]

Do you want this to be the first thing you see as you wake up...or the last thing you see before you pass out at night?

https://i.postimg.cc/MHkkm6m6/firstorlast.jpgMm yes I'm thirsty

 

[ZfrkS62]

Do you want this to be the first thing you see as you wake up...or the last thing you see before you pass out at night?

https://i.postimg.cc/MHkkm6m6/firstorlast.jpg

I'm not complaining if I wake up to this taking advantage of my middle of the night hard on.

 

[puno]

Lovely Day is such a great song

My hope is that you find that person he describes in that song!

 

[Fufumberuk]

Do you want this to be the first thing you see as you wake up...or the last thing you see before you pass out at night?

https://i.postimg.cc/MHkkm6m6/firstorlast.jpg

Stunning and etched in my dirty mind x

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

Do you want this to be the first thing you see as you wake up...or the last thing you see before you pass out at night?

https://i.postimg.cc/MHkkm6m6/firstorlast.jpg

Is the answer " both" acceptable?
Maybe a couple times between.

Again, beautiful kit!!

 

[Shyguy1369]

Good morning beautiful Kit
Hope you have a super Sunday
((HUGGLES))

 

[Lost_Writer01]

Do you want this to be the first thing you see as you wake up...or the last thing you see before you pass out at night?

https://i.postimg.cc/MHkkm6m6/firstorlast.jpg

When I wake up has got to be the right answer. No dreading a day if that’s the way it starts…

 

[graysilver]

Do you want this to be the first thing you see as you wake up...or the last thing you see before you pass out at night?

https://i.postimg.cc/MHkkm6m6/firstorlast.jpg

Just awoke. Mmmmm!!!!

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

In an exhausting weekend move of a gf and constantly teasing each other whenever we had a moment to laugh about our personal “inside stories and jokes “ . We decided to use the rug cleaner on all the area rugs including the bedrooms .
Her bed wasn’t put together yet so Her spare rooms bed is a twin and on wheels so it easily went against the wall on the hard wood floors.
A Long Island ice tea , felt fabulous as did stripping off our tee shirts and sitting on the balcony for a joint . Next thing her toe is inside my baggy shorts and opening my hole and inside me …… advancing this she knows I want more inside me and I’m naked on her bed as she is putting Her harness on with something in the 7-8” attached. Enjoying what She is doing to me in the missionary position I got the idea that She is also petite to cowgirl Her . As I up thrust against Her and rolled her ( against the wall ) the bed rolled away and I poll sat the whole 8” HARD to the floor .
The jokes about it coming out your mouth felt real .
Her butt got bruised, and my vagina depths felt like I had agreed to a gang bang for days after.
So yes another inside joke whenever we see a bed on wheels

I loved the idea of the two of you topless, on the balcony, her toes up your shorts. Such a playful move…

 

[Furrywitentacles]

A few years ago when I was a content creator I did have a couple people reach out for additional content and they paid me "under the table" for some stuff...but that was a few years back and I dont sell content anymore.

Was this like OF content or Twitch/ YouTube content