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Drinking tea and telling joke.

A man in California bumped into and recognized God at the beach.

God says, "promise never to tell anyone I was here and I'll grant you one miracle."

Man says, "I want a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there."

God, "the logistics of a bridge over the ocean are unfathomable. It would also be too obvious that I intervened. Do you have a different request?"

Man, " I want to truly understand women."


God, "how many lanes do you want on the bridge?"
 
Finished feeding the birds and filling the bird baths. Also finished my short walk. Now I want to hop into the swim spa...it is low 40's outside, and the spa is set to 100 F, so it should feel amazing this morning...
 
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