ericalauren
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I just showered. I try not to brag or anything, but I smell so fucking delicious. I’m watching a documentary in bed now.
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I would like one to swallow this hellhole I work in. It belongs down below, but I'm in Michigan so not likely to happen.Trying to calm the cats. We just (as in 3 minutes ago) had a small Earthquake that was nearby and they freaked out. Came in at 4.6 and 8 miles away. Cats do NOT enjoy Earthquakes.
Try doing it naked in front of the mirror in the voice of Morgan Freeman. Works for me every timeGiving myself a talking to.
I'm ignoring myself.
It isnt going well.
If you'd done a pre-meeting, everyone would already be thereWaiting far a meeting to start
What did you eat for lunch today?Eating lunch