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[kreemi_pi]

I thought NunChucks was pretty good

 

[kreemi_pi]

Chuck Norris was filling up his car with gasoline when a hitman drove by andxshot him. Chuck Norris plucked the bullets out and contemouously tossed them back at the would-be assassin.

"Sorry," he said. "Unleaded only."

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a black mamba. After seven days of excruciating pain, the snake died

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

I'm sure you'll all start making sense again in a minute.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares at them until he gets the information he wants

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'm sure you'll all start making sense again in a minute.

"Again?"

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

You have moments of lucidity.

 

[kreemi_pi]

The real reason dinosaurs went extinct is they didn't wanna be around when Chuck Norris arrived.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Especially poetically.

 

[kreemi_pi]

You have moments of lucidity.

How dare you

 

[kreemi_pi]

Especially poetically.

Awwww

 

[deft]

tried to rename St Stephen's as Elizabeth.

They succeeded.

 

[kreemi_pi]

James Bond has a license to kill. Chuck Norris has a license to chucknorris.

 

[kreemi_pi]

...and a sluggish hump day lull ensued...

 

[LostHorizon]

James Bond has a license to kill. Chuck Norris has a license to chucknorris.

And the Beastie Boys had a license to ill.

 

[Paul_Chance]

...and a sluggish hump day lull ensued...

No sluggish humping! Hump with enthusiasm damn it!

 

[kreemi_pi]

The thread is dead.

It fell on its head.

 

[Jaws82]

The thread is dead.

It fell on its head.

That’s what I read

But this thread is better then sliced bread

 

[kreemi_pi]

That’s what I read

But this thread is better then sliced bread

Don't lose your street cred

 

[kreemi_pi]

So wassup

 

[kreemi_pi]

• We have bullet points
• That's pretty cool
• I never knew

 

[Jaws82]

So wassup

Just home catching up on some TV since I’ve got a few days off now.

Spent the morning and afternoon with new vinyls

Wassup with you?

 

[Jaws82]

• We have bullet points
• That's pretty cool
• I never knew

Bold

 

[kreemi_pi]

Oh and i
Can center things
That could be
Cool
For writing porms
And things​

 

[kreemi_pi]

Just home catching up on some TV since I’ve got a few days off now.

Spent the morning and afternoon with new vinyls

Wassup with you?

Vinyls as in...records?