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[kreemi_pi]

Mmmmmm.....

Yeah ngl i feel niiiice right now

Body really relaxed and open and sexy

 

[peekingone]

Body really relaxed and open and sexy

Ok you have me at open

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Does that mean Tugs doesn't have to squeeze into the shower with us after all?

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Does that mean Tugs doesn't have to squeeze into the shower with us after all?

I locked him in the broom closet so I could take his place in the shower.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

You don't think I'm going to complain about that, do you?

 

[kreemi_pi]

We can use Tug's shower, it will fit at least 14. Wait, it was 15 including me.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

No need, just the four of us.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

We can use Tug's shower, it will fit at least 14. Wait, it was 15 including me.

What if I want you all to myself?

 

[peekingone]

What if I want you all to myself?

kick everyone else out and hand them towels as a parting gift

 

[kreemi_pi]

We're gonna need a bigger shower

No need, just the four of us.

Ummm...about that...

 

[kreemi_pi]

What if I want you all to myself?

Then we can use Builder's shower, it barely fits two.

A Builder of Worlds, but he pinches pennies on his own shower

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

It doesn't fit one, Kreemi. My shower is a bath (and my other shower is actually a grower).

 

[kreemi_pi]

We will need a bigger shower
And a heater that lasts for an hour
To fit Pink and Tugger
And let me get buggered
By Builder's Big Ben of a tower

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Leave the brown on the cushion, I want to sink the pink.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Leave the brown on the cushion, I want to sink the pink.

Noice

 

[kreemi_pi]

Leave the brown on the cushion, I want to sink the pink.

I don't even LIKE anal, but I'm willing to make sacrifices in pursuit of a rhyme

 

[kreemi_pi]

Two fellas who really hard kinked her
Two sausages dp'd and linked her
Two very good friends
Went in from both ends
Engaged both her vaj and her sphincter

 

[kreemi_pi]

Two fellas who really hard kinked her
Two sausages dp'd and linked her
Two very good friends
Went in from both ends
Engaged both her vaj and her sphincter

Oh i'm stealin' that from myself

 

[peekingone]

Oh i'm stealin' that from myself

the talent you have so many to choose from

 

[kreemi_pi]

the talent you have so many to choose from

Always enough to get me in the door
Never enough to let me stay

 

[peekingone]

Always enough to get me in the door
Never enough to let me stay

Getting in the door is the biggest battle. I am sure many talents will get you to stay much longer than you think.

 

[kreemi_pi]

"Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, sweetie...

...until I get a good look"

 

[peekingone]

"Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out, sweetie...

...until I get a good look"

I walk in the door is always a better reason to slam it in your face. I would have you walk in then out and back in. Just so I can see all sides more than once LOL

 

[Baztrachian]

Chuck Norris once told his wife to calm down.

And she did.

 

[Baztrachian]

Ghosts sit around camp fires and tell Chuck Norris stories.