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They stay on GMT all year, but lying politicians have conditioned you to think their 6am feed is at 7am in the summer months.
 
When one has had a much later night than planned, one does not particularly need a furry companion howling loudly in one’s ear. That said, it was later than normal so perhaps they had given me some leeway and then decided, fuck it we’re hungry so let’s wake the bastard up.
 
If you wanted a late start, it was your responsibility to leave an accessible rats' nest in the kitchen so that Kitten could self-serve.
 
It’s a long time since these two were kittens, so it’s more the grumpy old seniors mode with them. There are biscuits available but they will clearly fade away without their morning pouch of wet food.
 
When one has had a much later night than planned, one does not particularly need a furry companion howling loudly in one’s ear. That said, it was later than normal so perhaps they had given me some leeway and then decided, fuck it we’re hungry so let’s wake the bastard up.
This is me when I stay at someone's house.
 
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