If you came with a warning label 🏷

[UsuallyPresent]

Habit forming

Thank you for warning us about your ability to make people into nuns!

"One clown short of a circus"

 

[cheekygirl75]

Prone to napping at any time.

 

[angelofthenorth]

No one notices what I do
Until I stop doing it

 

[Noone45]

Noone notices what I do
Until I stop doing it

Yeah I observe everything

 

[SusanHoward]

Thank you for warning us about your ability to make people into nuns!

"One clown short of a circus"

That’s funny! You must be going on 18, so I’ll rely on you.

 

[Cindy027]

Likely to fact check.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

This item is scatterbrained and unreliable.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

May Cause Catastrophe, Conniptions, and/or Confusion

 

[Scareltt]

Sticky Sweet! (Guess what I’m listening to?)

 

[cocokittysurprise]

May hiss and scratch.

 

[subdudeme13]

You will like me, or maybe just like my face.
Want to go for a ride?

 

[subdudeme13]

Prone to napping at any time.

I just woke up from one.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

May hiss and scratch.

Rawr!

Groovy

 

[CurvyButterfly1978]

Insatiable...maybe cause dehydration, exhaustion, death...but what a way to go...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Insatiable...maybe cause dehydration, exhaustion, death...but what a way to go...

The ending might be enough by itself! "...what a way to go!"

 

[angelofthenorth]

I crochet, so I don't choke people
Save a life and send yarn

 

[Trubbycat]

Keep back 200 feet

 

[MrPimms]

Will tell stories that often have no point

 

[Tallulah82]

Will tell stories that often have no point

Woah. I thought that was a special effect just for me? Huh.

 

[kreemi_pi]

WARNING: Eats Pussy

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Warning: Raging Pervert But Mostly Out of Order!

 

[MrPimms]

Woah. I thought that was a special effect just for me? Huh.

It’s such a special effect, I have to bill ILM to the tune of a gajillion dollars.

 

[Fierywhore]

“Many loads required to extinguish fire”

 

[Abeona1]

Don't fuck with my feelings.

 

[angelofthenorth]

In case of Emergency
Fuckin RUN