What are you a sucker for?

[Tallulah82]

Spell tyre correctly? Absofuckinglutely...

YOU. Are the sexiest motherfucker. Rawr!

 

[Tom_Brown]

Suckers (not the candy)!

 

[Tallulah82]

Suckers (not the candy)!

I feel like you're trying to insinuate something here, but I can't quite put my tongue on it...

 

[Jodaily]

I am neither kind nor tolerant. I'll leave your dead body in full view with a note attached saying "another wanker who couldn't pack a shopping bag properly".

Geez woman! Just cuz I put the eggs at the bottom under the six pack of beer, you don’t gotta go getting nasty. It all fit so well, and what the hell, we were gonna scramble them all anyway!

 

[Tallulah82]

Geez woman! Just cuz I put the eggs at the bottom under the six pack of beer, you don’t gotta go getting nasty. It all fit so well, and what the hell, we were gonna scramble them all anyway!

Geez dude! Just cuz I drank all the beer while I made you pick out every shell fragment before scrambling them, you don't gotta go getting nasty.

 

[Jodaily]

Geez dude! Just cuz I drank all the beer while I made you pick out every shell fragment before scrambling them, you don't gotta go getting nasty.

I knew you was gonna do that so I got another six pack setting right there on top of the veggies. Ha, take that. Now that we’re both shit faced let’s get cooking!

 

[Man4mystery]

Kind eyes

 

[jason28053]

Long hair

 

[Man4mystery]

A goatee

 

[Anononly1992]

A pair of used panties!

My wives, sis in law, friends etc...nit interested in taboo ones....but a post gym, fresh off my wife, absolutely love them

 

[deft]

Neck kisses.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

A dirty, happy mind clearly expressing their desires.

 

[Man4mystery]

Someone that isn’t shy, knows what they want and when to go for it

 

[Tallulah82]

A dirty, happy mind clearly expressing their desires.

Does this include when they express their desire for cheesecake? If so, hey. How you doin'?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Does this include when they express their desire for cheesecake? If so, hey. How you doin'?

Of course! Forked, fingered, fucked and/or finagled? And the sillier they get the sillier *I* get to be, too! so... Pick yer shot, make it count, and enjoy the detours along the way!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Does this include when they express their desire for cheesecake? If so, hey. How you doin'?

Here you go...

 

[Abeona1]

For men that aren't interested in me.

 

[sunset_dreaming]

Her beautiful mind

 

[angelofthenorth]

nice toiletries