What are you a sucker for?

[Rizwan7790]

Dm me anyone

 

[midnightsignal]

Something worth waiting for

 

[cocokittysurprise]

A humorous man.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

A humorous man.

Even if they spell humor with a 2nd u?

 

[Tallulah82]

My wife is a generally tolerant and kind person, but pack her groceries wrong and she’ll bury your body where no one will ever find you!

I am neither kind nor tolerant. I'll leave your dead body in full view with a note attached saying "another wanker who couldn't pack a shopping bag properly".

 

[cheekygirl75]

I am neither kind nor tolerant. I'll leave your dead body in full view with a note attached saying "another wanker who couldn't pack a shopping bag properly".

You need to go to the grocery bagger competition to find a partner!

 

[Deadbed1968]

A humorous man.

Can I interest you in a collection of awful dad Jokes?

 

[Tallulah82]

You need to go to the grocery bagger competition to find a partner!

How... I mean HOW do you know this kind of thing exists? Toooo funny!

 

[cheekygirl75]

How... I mean HOW do you know this kind of thing exists? Toooo funny!

I’ve probably got millions of useless facts somewhere in my brain

 

[Tallulah82]

I’ve probably got millions of useless facts somewhere in my brain

You're the Ying to my Yang.

I know fuck all and remember fuck all.

 

[JordynRose]

Shoes, and handbags, credit cards, and a sugar momma.

Not necessarily in that order but in a way that does not make me appear to be the selfish, insolent little bitch I am.

Thank you

 

[cheekygirl75]

You're the Ying to my Yang.

I know fuck all and remember fuck all.

Oh, I rarely remember them at the right time. This was an aberration lol

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh, I rarely remember them at the right time. This was an aberration lol

Are you trying to get me to publicly hot and wet? Using words like aberration.

Keep talking, baby.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Are you trying to get me to publicly hot and wet? Using words like aberration.

Keep talking, baby.

Indubitably

 

[Cat]

Indubitably

I seriously.. Really.. Love.. Big.. Vocabularies!!

 

[Tallulah82]

Indubitably

Random thought in the wrong thread but... this reminds me of a movie about a threesome (mfm) in college... one guy would be the physically sexy one and the other would read the dictionary or some course text that got the girl all super horny... I want to be that girl.

 

[Cat]

Random thought in the wrong thread but... this reminds me of a movie about a threesome (mfm) in college... one guy would be the physically sexy one and the other would read the dictionary or some course text that got the girl all super horny... I want to be that girl.

...... Check, new fantasy acquired!

That sounds pretty darn arousing.

 

[Neanderthal247]

A beautiful smile and smelling delicious.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Even if they spell humor with a 2nd u?

A couple extra vowels don't bother me LOL

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Can I interest you in a collection of awful dad Jokes?

Lay em on me.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Lay em on me.

You don’t know what you’re saying!

 

[Xerxes82]

Lay em on me.

When birds migrate and fly in a v, why is one side always longer than the other?

...

More birds.

 

[OralAllOver]

Sucker for sucking

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/16373613/518381262

 

[Deadbed1968]

Lay em on me.

Check out the “Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)” thread! I posted an absolute TON of dad jokes there, much to the chagrin of @cheekygirl75 and @Cindy027 !

 

[cocokittysurprise]

When birds migrate and fly in a v, why is one side always longer than the other?

...

More birds.