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Men at church I visit wanna fuck me
There is possibly a perfectly good explanation for that.

One may assume 44DD does not refer to you vehicles registration plate, but the size of your chest. One would then also assume the men at your Church would be reasonably impressed with those statistics and fantasize what they indeed look like unleashed and set free - we all love to see the beauty of horses run when set free from the Corral, don't we?

Perhaps you submit a photo of these masterpieces of flesh.... addressed to Pastor Vulva and purely for verification purposes, of course.
 
I failed to spread the word..... forgive me.

Whilst out and about yesterday, I came across a young Virgin..... figuratively speaking of course.

I told her I needed to get Pastor Vulva to cure her of her virginal affliction and she questioned my hygiene, age and parentage - calling me a Dirty Old Bastard. I replied that I could indeed be one if I also got Pastor Sphincter.

Alas, I could not get either Pastor Vulva or Pastor Sphincter and as a result, she was not converted. I will continue my work in my new Missionary position..... both at the Rectumry and in public.
 
I failed to spread the word..... forgive me.

Whilst out and about yesterday, I came across a young Virgin..... figuratively speaking of course.

I told her I needed to get Pastor Vulva to cure her of her virginal affliction and she questioned my hygiene, age and parentage - calling me a Dirty Old Bastard. I replied that I could indeed be one if I also got Pastor Sphincter.

Alas, I could not get either Pastor Vulva or Pastor Sphincter and as a result, she was not converted. I will continue my work in my new Missionary position..... both at the Rectumry and in public.
It is wonderful that you are carrying out the creator’s work.
 
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