What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[LostHorizon]

Meh, attention is whatever.

I'd take actual good conversation over "I wanna bone you" cause like you said, I'm a woman on a male-dominated board. Someone wanting to bone me isn't a revelatory occurrence.

I guess I gotta come up with a new opening line.

How about…

I wanna finger bone you… I was rushing past the forplay. Silly me.

 

[LostHorizon]

Reading some of the above thoughts keeps making me laugh, and I really should be focused right now

Me too…. I am still at work

At the very least I should be procrastinatibating.

But I must stay focused.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Totally agree with this. You should always be honest.

The whole “nice guy” thing winds me up but the other thing that does is when women say “I don’t want anything serious, I am just here for fun” but then a week later, they are publicly calling him all the names under the sun for not falling in love with them and moving on to another woman.

If people were honest about what they wanted and others could accept that what somebody else wants isn’t necessarily what they want, then it would make the online world so much easier to navigate.

BTW I have never heard anybody refer to you as a predator

Seconded. I have had people tell me what a stellar human you are, never the opposite.

 

[TongueLust]

I guess I gotta come up with a new opening line.

How about…

I wanna finger bone you… I was rushing past the forplay. Silly me.

Are you the nice guy?

 

[LostHorizon]

Are you the nice guy?

I’m the quiet guy. I don’t put myself out there much.

And I am nice. I was joking about finger boning @cocokittysurprise . I’m not a boner of any kind right away.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Meh, attention is whatever.

I'd take actual good conversation over "I wanna bone you" cause like you said, I'm a woman on a male-dominated board. Someone wanting to bone me isn't a revelatory occurrence.

I guess I gotta come up with a new opening line.

How about…

I wanna finger bone you… I was rushing past the forplay. Silly me.

 

[TongueLust]

I’m the quiet guy. I don’t put myself out there much.

And I am nice. I was joking about finger boning @cocokittysurprise . I’m not a boner of any kind right away.

You do realize you said "I am nice" and "I was joking." I won't get started on the "quiet" guys.

 

[LostHorizon]

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I’m sorry… just having some fun with a silly joke.

I’m not a boner right away… seriously

 

[LostHorizon]

You do realize you said "I am nice" and "I was joking." I won't get started on the "quiet" guys.

well now I am completely confused.

Which is why it pays to be quiet. We stay out of trouble that way.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’m sorry… just have some fun with a silly joke.

I’m not a boner right away… seriously

Do you have to wait for the pills to work?

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I’m sorry… just having some fun with a silly joke.

I’m not a boner right away… seriously

I'm just joshing; take anything I post on here with a grain of salt, especially if it is in gif format LOL

 

[LostHorizon]

Do you have to wait for the pills to work?

No not at all… that’s my problem!

I don’t need pills, just a breeze.

 

[AmberLGreen]

No not at all… that’s my problem!

I don’t need pills, just a breeze.

I don’t think you understand the meaning of blow job

 

[Hornymwtxn]

No not at all… that’s my problem!

I don’t need pills, just a breeze.

Is that how the term "shoot the breeze" came about?

 

[LostHorizon]

I don’t think you understand the meaning of blow job

Why?

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Fuck I'm old.

 

[LostHorizon]

Fuck I'm old.

That may be true. But do you know the meaning of blow job?

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

That may be true. But do you know the meaning of blow job?

Seriously

I'm fucking old (and wise)

Fucking dirty (knowledgeable in all areas of sexual fiflth)

And a fucking guy (nuff said)

 

[LostHorizon]

Seriously

I'm fucking old (and wise)

Fucking dirty (knowledgeable in all areas of sexual fiflth)

And a fucking guy (nuff said)

I figured… just checking

 

[Neanderthal247]

We have been friends for quite a while and you have never been guilty of that. You are very respectful of women and any boundaries that are in place. I wish there was more of you around

Dammit I had a stupid pervy joke in mind, but you said all those touching words about me.

I admire you and think you are 1 of the most beautiful ladies around.

There seems to be many Neanderthals around, but only one who is the self proclaimed sexiest man on lit. @Neanderthal247

But it's true dammit, those dam brats never wanted to admit it

That's a prejudice!

You should just go before work. ;p

It's hard out there for a Neanderthal.

How many times should they have to say no? When does feeling like you are backed into a corner stop being a good laugh?

I am all for a good laugh and will do that openly on threads with people I have interacted with. A good laugh is when you are bantering about things in general. When somebody starts saying “imagine me doing….” That is when it is taking a personal turn and is not done for a comical response.

Respect @AmberLGreen

Glad to see this conversation has continued. When people (me, it's ME!) establish boundaries, it becomes tedious to have to go over it again and again. It's simple selfishness and lack of respect to both me AND my sweetheart.

It's why @Neanderthal247 is not on iggy, but that other poster is. Respect people, it's not that hard.

My favorite word on lit, from 1 of my people on lit, how I get so lucky






To all the gentlemen who posted on this topic, I never meant it's a crime or insinuate you're a monster, just read the signs better and respect their boundaries.

 

[MaximTerhune]

When can I find the time to meet up with my horny/sexy friend and spend the entire evening with her.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I figured… just checking

The class is three credits at 900 dollars per credit with financial aid available if you're interested.

 

[F3x0r]

This has been a strange day.

 

[LostHorizon]

The class is three credits at 900 dollars per credit with financial aid available if you're interested.

I’m fine. I know what they are.

 

[Shady_nz]

Thinking of my crush who's not feeling well at the moment