What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[kreemi_pi]

I've got loads of the vids. (Don't ask where from).....



2 cats sat under a woman wearing a skirt looking up. One turns to the other and says.

"I dont see the resemblance!"

What's the similarity between a really cheap ho and a doe?

They're both under a buck

 

[snexxer]

What's the similarity between a really hmcheap ho and a doe?

They're both under a buck

I went past our local brothel today, there was a sign on the door that said.

WE'RE CLOSED
BEAT IT​

 

[kreemi_pi]

I went past our local brothel today, there was a sign on the door that said.

WE'RE CLOSED
BEAT IT​

They had to evacuate a lesbian club in Amsterdam when some dykes collapsed

 

[snexxer]

They had to evacuate a lesbian club in Amsterdam when some dykes collapsed

The lesbians next door gave me a rolex for my birthday.
I suppose I did say i wanna watch.

I upset some girls surveying for the pride parade.
When asked how I view lesbians on tv, In 4k wasn't what they wanted to hear.

 

[kreemi_pi]

The lesbians next door gave me a rolex for my birthday.
I suppose I did say i wanna watch.

I upset some girls surveying for the pride parade.
When asked how I view lesbians on tv, In 4k wasn't what they wanted to hear.

How do you make masturbation bread?

With dill dough

 

[kreemi_pi]

The lesbians next door gave me a rolex for my birthday.
I suppose I did say i wanna watch.

I upset some girls surveying for the pride parade.
When asked how I view lesbians on tv, In 4k wasn't what they wanted to hear.

Why did the hen cross the road?

To get some Cock.

 

[snexxer]

How do you make masturbation bread?

With dill dough

Last jokes as I need sleep.

Before buying a dildo you should think long and hard.

What do a dildo and tofu have in common?
They are both meat substitutes.

How do you break the nose on a blonde?
You put a dildo under a glass table!

What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!

Gnight campers.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Why did the hen cross the road?

To get some Cock.

What ami thinking...weird to see such a sweet looking girl with such a foul fucking mouth

 

[Sexy_Singer]

What’s the etiquette when you have the person above you on ignore in a “the person above you” thread? Wait for someone else to post? Skip them & go the person above them?

I go for the person above them. But people say im rude so???

Btw. Do you recon, when a camel looks down it thinks. "Oo look, I've got a pussy foot?"

@cheekygirl75

There were times I'd back out and avoid the situation, but that got old. I'm here to post and enjoy myself. Now, I do what snexxer says. It's a good indication of whom is on my  shit ignore list if you see me skip.

Create an alt and fucking terrorize the ones on ignore......did I think that out loud

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Thinking of those who've lost power in New Zealand. Be safe.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Create an alt and fucking terrorize the ones on ignore......did I think that out loud

Fuck you...

 

[Jonnymc]

What's the similarity between a really cheap ho and a doe?

They're both under a buck

Haha

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I wonder how @BadAmy is doing...

 

[Nightbird]

Time goes way too fast

 

[Catepillar_glacier]

What is it, physiologically, about three glasses of wine that makes me want to do yoga?

 

[BarbieDoll1982]

A hot message I received

 

[Him15]

My knees hurt and not for thr fun reasons

 

[takingbacksunday]

What is it, physiologically, about three glasses of wine that makes me want to do yoga?

The lesson here is: Alcohol is good for you.

 

[takingbacksunday]

A hot message I received

It wasn't from me!

 

[BarbieDoll1982]

It wasn't from me!

How about you change that then!

 

[takingbacksunday]

How about you change that then!

Well... if you insist...

 

[BarbieDoll1982]

Well... if you insist...

Absolutely

 

[ericalauren]

What was your favorite subject in school? Mine was history. I'm a hardcore history nerd.

 

[Nightbird]

What was your favorite subject in school? Mine was history. I'm a hardcore history nerd.

Geography!! I took every Geography and Geology course my school had

 

[ericalauren]

Geography!! I took every Geography and Geology course my school had

That's neat! I was in a geography bee in in the 7th grade. So many of the questions were about the Great Lakes (in the USA). I totally bombed.