A beginners guide for contacting women

[wldadvfun]

love this salty sailor. I thoroughly enjoyed this thread.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Gents, it's time for another entry.

CluelessNoob: Are you really a girl?
Anna: I pee sitting down.
CluelessNoob: Anyone can say that. Send me a picture.
Anna: Look at my profile picture.
CluelessNoob: That's not you.
Anna: It is scientific consensus that if you propose a thesis, you must also prove it. Ask Karl Popper, he'll be happy to explain it to you.
CluelessNoob: If you know so much, you're not a girl. Send me a picture.
Anna: I'm not a girl.
CluelessNoob: I knew it! You are trans!
Anna: I'm a grown woman. Correction: I'm an annoyed grown woman.
Anna blocks user.

Well, that went wrong.
We all know that, everyone experienced it at times.
How could we fare better?
With politeness of course.

CluelessNoob: Sorry for asking, but I have a really important request and I think only a woman can help me. May I ask if you are really a woman?
Anna: No problem, you just did. Yes, and what can I do for you?
CluelessNoob: My mum likes plum cake and I really want to bake her one for her birthday. No one in my dorm knows how to do it. Can you help me?
Anna: Sure, I can send you my favourite recipe. But are you sure you're on the right website for this?
CluelessNoob: Damn! Wrong tab. Sorry, sorry! Send me a picture of your tits!
Anna sends a picture from the right page of her self written cookbook.
CluelessNoob: Thanks, thanks! Now I just have to get the bitch in the other tab to take her clothes off.

Ok, sometimes I regret being here and not on Allrecipes.com. I would really love to see how he fares there with his request.

 

[R_Clairmont]

Gents, it's time for another entry.

CluelessNoob: Are you really a girl?
Anna: I pee sitting down.
CluelessNoob: Anyone can say that. Send me a picture.
Anna: Look at my profile picture.
CluelessNoob: That's not you.
Anna: It is scientific consensus that if you propose a thesis, you must also prove it. Ask Karl Popper, he'll be happy to explain it to you.
CluelessNoob: If you know so much, you're not a girl. Send me a picture.
Anna: I'm not a girl.
CluelessNoob: I knew it! You are trans!
Anna: I'm a grown woman. Correction: I'm an annoyed grown woman.
Anna blocks user.

Well, that went wrong.
We all know that, everyone experienced it at times.
How could we fare better?
With politeness of course.

CluelessNoob: Sorry for asking, but I have a really important request and I think only a woman can help me. May I ask if you are really a woman?
Anna: No problem, you just did. Yes, and what can I do for you?
CluelessNoob: My mum likes plum cake and I really want to bake her one for her birthday. No one in my dorm knows how to do it. Can you help me?
Anna: Sure, I can send you my favourite recipe. But are you sure you're on the right website for this?
CluelessNoob: Damn! Wrong tab. Sorry, sorry! Send me a picture of your tits!
Anna sends a picture from the right page of her self written cookbook.
CluelessNoob: Thanks, thanks! Now I just have to get the bitch in the other tab to take her clothes off.

Ok, sometimes I regret being here and not on Allrecipes.com. I would really love to see how he fares there with his request.

@Meekly_Anna I get this question ALL the time. I appreciate guys run into men posing as women regularly, but this and age are almost always the first things they ask/demand to know.

Would love to see the cookbook though!

 

[Meekly_Anna]

@Meekly_Anna I get this question ALL the time. I appreciate guys run into men posing as women regularly, but this and age are almost always the first things they ask/demand to know.

Would love to see the cookbook though!

Better not. My handwriting is ... remarkable.
But I can type the recipe here.

Question number three is cup size....

 

[R_Clairmont]

Better not. My handwriting is ... remarkable.
But I can type the recipe here.

Question number three is cup size....

Cup size or measurements in general. And I absolutely have been asked to “prove it” with a picture.

Or are they asking for cup size in the recipe? Maybe they are just really precise bakers…

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Cup size or measurements in general. And I absolutely have been asked to “prove it” with a picture.

Or are they asking for cup size in the recipe? Maybe they are just really precise bakers…

Bad news: I use scales.
And in one of my favourite cookbooks, the one from my granny, it sais bake with good heat.

 

[EmilyMiller]

"I'm Dom, doo what I say, or else. Skype?

I have lost count of how many times

 

[TomTeacher19]

I kind of wish there was an all recipes site where it was topless ladies holding the recipes. I mean I enjoy trying the new recipes anyway at least then if I screw up the recipe I can say "well I was distracted" and I'm sure I would still be happy to try it another time.

 

[jonnoback]

Some men just never cease to amaze me and I wonder how their genetics can be so similar to mine. I could spend all day apologising for such men but they won't stop and meanwhile waste lots of people's valuable time.

 

[Cultivateddesires]

There is a scientific study to be done on the success rate of asking someone if they are a girl and obtaining a factually correct answer.

Doesn’t feel foolproof to me.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

There is a scientific study to be done on the success rate of asking someone if they are a girl and obtaining a factually correct answer.

Doesn’t feel foolproof to me.

Oh, there's a possibility to determine easily if the person you are talking to is actually female: simply ask a question only women can answer.
Like
How do I position a toilet seat so that I don't piss all over the place when using it?
How do I tie a tie so that the knot is not only symmetrical, but the ends are also the right length?
Additional question: which tie goes with which shirt?
Why are worn-out trainers considered tasteless and therefore unsuitable for a date?
Why is burping the national anthem not considered desirable behaviour in public places?
The list could go on and on, but I have to go shopping now.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Some men just never cease to amaze me and I wonder how their genetics can be so similar to mine. I could spend all day apologising for such men but they won't stop and meanwhile waste lots of people's valuable time.

Ah, don't make men out to be worse than they are. You're not useless. I can think of quite a few things that men are needed for.
Apart from the obvious ones, such as taking out the rubbish, putting up shelves, carrying the dirty laundry basket to the laundry room and similar subordinate tasks, you're really useful when a bed needs warming up.

 

[justanewsub]

Better not. My handwriting is ... remarkable.
But I can type the recipe here.

Question number three is cup size....

Seems to me if anybody is trying to chat online sexually, it's just a risk they run! The good news is, that dude surely has a 10 inch dick! Perfectly shaped with no curve!

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Seems to me if anybody is trying to chat online sexually, it's just a risk they run! The good news is, that dude surely has a 10 inch dick! Perfectly shaped with no curve!

Did you notice, that every guy in here has a 10 inch dick? Except those with a very special fetish involving frilly panties. I've no problem with frilly panties, just saying.
Just let me add that a nice curve reaches nice places causing nice reactions.

 

[justanewsub]

Did you notice, that every guy in here has a 10 inch dick? Except those with a very special fetish involving frilly panties. I've no problem with frilly panties, just saying.
Just let me add that a nice curve reaches nice places causing nice reactions.

LOL- good news for me is I can be the one guy on here without a ten inch dick! Mine's 12, of course, with the curve that perfectly matches exactly where you need it to touch. (obviously untrue, I have slightly under average cock, and have no desire to wear panties; glad to be an anomaly around these parts).

 

[Meekly_Anna]

LOL- good news for me is I can be the one guy on here without a ten inch dick! Mine's 12, of course, with the curve that perfectly matches exactly where you need it to touch. (obviously untrue, I have slightly under average cock, and have no desire to wear panties; glad to be an anomaly around these parts).

Good for you.
The most interesting parts are at the entrance and too large is painful.

 

[justanewsub]

Good for you.
The most interesting parts are at the entrance and too large is painful.

Well, I heard you're a dude, so that doesn't matter anyway

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Well, I heard you're a dude, so that doesn't matter anyway

I've been told the same.

My gay colleague told me that size and shape definitely play a role in enjoyment. Since he tends to use the same body opening as I do at times, even though we don't do it together for obvious reasons, I can only confirm this.

 

[justanewsub]

I've been told the same.

My gay colleague told me that size and shape definitely play a role in enjoyment. Since he tends to use the same body opening as I do at times, even though we don't do it together for obvious reasons, I can only confirm this.

Confirmation appreciated, @Meekly_Anna. This slightly under-average sized boy is thankful to have met you, whether you have a penis, vagina, or anything else (or nothing else!)

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Confirmation appreciated, @Meekly_Anna. This slightly under-average sized boy is thankful to have met you, whether you have a penis, vagina, or anything else (or nothing else!)

I'm happy to confirm that I have a vagina.

It's really funny.
People in here complain that there are not enough women and then they complain that the women are no women.
There's a lesson in that probably, but I don't understand it.

 

[justanewsub]

I'm happy to confirm that I have a vagina.

It's really funny.
People in here complain that there are not enough women and then they complain that the women are no women.
There's a lesson in that probably, but I don't understand it.

I think the lesson is, if men would not be assholes, more women would be in places like this, and there'd be less of a concern. But I'm just new here, so maybe I'm just naive.

 

[Penus_Flytrap]

I don't think I've ever had a guy tell me his dick size, as if it would matter to anyone but them, but then again, I don't really chat much with random people online. Now if a guy told me his tongue was 10 inches, I really, really want to believe, lol.

 

[CuriousRick]

Gents, it's time for another entry.

CluelessNoob: Are you really a girl?
Anna: I pee sitting down.
CluelessNoob: Anyone can say that. Send me a picture.
Anna: Look at my profile picture.
CluelessNoob: That's not you.
Anna: It is scientific consensus that if you propose a thesis, you must also prove it. Ask Karl Popper, he'll be happy to explain it to you.
CluelessNoob: If you know so much, you're not a girl. Send me a picture.
Anna: I'm not a girl.
CluelessNoob: I knew it! You are trans!
Anna: I'm a grown woman. Correction: I'm an annoyed grown woman.
Anna blocks user.

Well, that went wrong.
We all know that, everyone experienced it at times.
How could we fare better?
With politeness of course.

CluelessNoob: Sorry for asking, but I have a really important request and I think only a woman can help me. May I ask if you are really a woman?
Anna: No problem, you just did. Yes, and what can I do for you?
CluelessNoob: My mum likes plum cake and I really want to bake her one for her birthday. No one in my dorm knows how to do it. Can you help me?
Anna: Sure, I can send you my favourite recipe. But are you sure you're on the right website for this?
CluelessNoob: Damn! Wrong tab. Sorry, sorry! Send me a picture of your tits!
Anna sends a picture from the right page of her self written cookbook.
CluelessNoob: Thanks, thanks! Now I just have to get the bitch in the other tab to take her clothes off.

Ok, sometimes I regret being here and not on Allrecipes.com. I would really love to see how he fares there with his request.

So how do I go about getting that recipe!

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I don't think I've ever had a guy tell me his dick size, as if it would matter to anyone but them, but then again, I don't really chat much with random people online. Now if a guy told me his tongue was 10 inches, I really, really want to believe, lol.

Be happy.
They not only tell. Want a dick pic? I've a huge collection by now.

I would love to meet a guy with A 10" tongue though. Do long and so flexible!

 

[Meekly_Anna]

So how do I go about getting that recipe!

If you want, I will share it later or tomorrow here.