The Art of Getting Lit Laid

[Carmina24]

Indeed....with our fantasy products and business, we have generated millions of monopoly money lol

Wait....if I remember correctly, weren't you an investor?? lol

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Silly me, I think where i posted before was "The art of NOT getting lit laid," which i suppose is a parody title of this thrrad.

I had a LOT to contribute to that one, because I used to hang out in Chat. Lit Chat is notorious for producing a blizzard of pm's from people who are extremely good at not getting laid.

That is a good funny lol thread I have participated in as well!

 

[Pad_Foot]

Premature expressification

 

[Pad_Foot]

Wait....if I remember correctly, weren't you an investor?? lol

Me? I bought one share to show support.
How much is it worth now?
I should have accepted a role in the company.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Indeed....with our fantasy products and business, we have generated millions of monopoly money lol

Our monopoly board has a jail but not a horny jail

 

[Carmina24]

Welcome to the Executive Suite of Climax Unlimited

Every empire of pleasure needs its architects… and ours is staffed from the top down:

• CEO (Chief Ecstasy Officer) - steering the vision, keeping us forever on the edge of innovation. @Hornymwtxn
• COO (Chief Operating Officer) - keeping every moving part synchronized, from spark to climax. @mustang_driver
• CFO (Chief Financial Officer) - proving that satisfaction pays dividends. @write_or_wrong
• CIO (Chief Information Officer) - guardian of code, testing, and security - because even fantasies need firewalls. @masterslave00
• Chief R&D Officer (Research & Delight) - conceiving, teasing, and perfecting new ideas. @bestkeptsecret678
• Chief Pleasure Production Officer - turning designs into tangible indulgence, ensuring every release exceeds performance standards. @jacfox
• Chief Technical Officer of Pleasure Engineering - the engineer of thrills, blending precision with provocation. @subdudeme13
• Chief People & Discipline Officer - balancing encouragement and correction, shaping both talent and mischief. @Carmina24
• Director of Endurance & Team Synergy - keeping the stamina high and the team in perfect rhythm. @Artfan2
• Director of Stimulation & Spill Management - keeping intensity at its peak and expertly handling every delicious overflow. @questquilya
• Chief Legal Officer - drafting the rules, then finding the loopholes worth exploring. @okatty35
• Volunteer Testers - the bravest souls of all, putting our creations through their paces and reporting back with thoroughly satisfying reviews. At present, we have just one lone tester… and we’re already milking him dry. More volunteers are desperately needed to share the load. @Noone45
• Minor Stockholder - “minor” in title only; always watching, always ready, and capable of rising far beyond the name @Pad_Foot

And this, dear visitors, is where you come in.

At Climax Unlimited, every guest has a place in our empire. Simply tell us what you’re good at, and we’ll find the position that matches your talents. Titles are negotiable, but enthusiasm is not.

Consider this your invitation. Step forward, claim your place, and let us crown you with the role you were born to play. In lieu of salary, we pay in product - generously tested, thoroughly enjoyed.

If I’ve missed anyone in this list, please let me know and I will correct it - and forgive me. The suite is ever-growing, and every role deserves its place in the hall of pleasure.

Disclaimer
Climax Unlimited (TM) is a fictional company born in this thread. It’s parody, not spam. No actual products or services exist (yet ).

@Pad_Foot You're a stockholder!

 

[Carmina24]

Me? I bought one share to show support.
How much is it worth now?
I should have accepted a role in the company.

Ahhh....just saw your message
We're are now worth trillions in monopoly currency.
It's not too late to join as an executive of Climax Unlimited! What position would you like?

 

[Carmina24]

Welcome to the Executive Suite of Climax Unlimited

Every empire of pleasure needs its architects… and ours is staffed from the top down:

• CEO (Chief Ecstasy Officer) - steering the vision, keeping us forever on the edge of innovation. @Hornymwtxn
• COO (Chief Operating Officer) - keeping every moving part synchronized, from spark to climax. @mustang_driver
• CFO (Chief Financial Officer) - proving that satisfaction pays dividends. @write_or_wrong
• CIO (Chief Information Officer) - guardian of code, testing, and security - because even fantasies need firewalls. @masterslave00
• Chief R&D Officer (Research & Delight) - conceiving, teasing, and perfecting new ideas. @bestkeptsecret678
• Chief Pleasure Production Officer - turning designs into tangible indulgence, ensuring every release exceeds performance standards. @jacfox
• Chief Technical Officer of Pleasure Engineering - the engineer of thrills, blending precision with provocation. @subdudeme13
• Chief People & Discipline Officer - balancing encouragement and correction, shaping both talent and mischief. @Carmina24
• Director of Endurance & Team Synergy - keeping the stamina high and the team in perfect rhythm. @Artfan2
• Director of Stimulation & Spill Management - keeping intensity at its peak and expertly handling every delicious overflow. @questquilya
• Chief Legal Officer - drafting the rules, then finding the loopholes worth exploring. @okatty35
• Volunteer Testers - the bravest souls of all, putting our creations through their paces and reporting back with thoroughly satisfying reviews. At present, we have just one lone tester… and we’re already milking him dry. More volunteers are desperately needed to share the load. @Noone45
• Minor Stockholder - “minor” in title only; always watching, always ready, and capable of rising far beyond the name @Pad_Foot

And this, dear visitors, is where you come in.

At Climax Unlimited, every guest has a place in our empire. Simply tell us what you’re good at, and we’ll find the position that matches your talents. Titles are negotiable, but enthusiasm is not.

Consider this your invitation. Step forward, claim your place, and let us crown you with the role you were born to play. In lieu of salary, we pay in product - generously tested, thoroughly enjoyed.

If I’ve missed anyone in this list, please let me know and I will correct it - and forgive me. The suite is ever-growing, and every role deserves its place in the hall of pleasure.

Disclaimer
Climax Unlimited (TM) is a fictional company born in this thread. It’s parody, not spam. No actual products or services exist (yet ).

Plenty of positions open...tell me what you're good at...I excel at finding openings...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

@Pad_Foot You're a stockholder!

We have plenty of cockholders too

 

[jacfox]

Plenty of positions open...tell me what you're good at...I excel at finding openings...

I thought that was the guys' job?

 

[Fillingthevoid]

If you're new here, welcome! This is the friendliest, kindest place on Lit

That’s exactly what I’m looking for thanks

 

[Carmina24]

The mind is the first skin I touch.
Every glance a question,
every pause a dare.

I hunger for the thoughts you guard,
the words you’ve never spoken aloud.
To strip a body is simple -
but to strip the mind
is the sweetest danger.

I want the tremor in your voice
when a fantasy slips free,
the moment your intellect
turns into appetite.

For me, desire begins
where thought and heat
collide.

 

[Carmina24]

Your mind is the weapon I crave.
Sharp, dangerous,
a blade I run my tongue along -
knowing I could bleed
and still beg for more.

Every word you speak
strikes like teeth at my throat.
Every thought you reveal
is a hand in my hair,
pulling me closer.

I don’t just want your body -
I want the hunt inside your head,
the cunning in your gaze,
the raw, unyielding hunger
that thinks before it devours.

 

[Carmina24]

It’s your mind that undresses me.
Not your hands,
not your mouth -
but the way you think.

Every sharp thought
is a slow drag of fabric,
every clever word
a kiss lower than the last.

By the time you’ve finished
a single sentence,
I’m already bare
and begging
for the next.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

The mind is the first skin I touch.
Every glance a question,
every pause a dare.

I hunger for the thoughts you guard,
the words you’ve never spoken aloud.
To strip a body is simple -
but to strip the mind
is the sweetest danger.

I want the tremor in your voice
when a fantasy slips free,
the moment your intellect
turns into appetite.

For me, desire begins
where thought and heat
collide.

Your mind is the weapon I crave.
Sharp, dangerous,
a blade I run my tongue along -
knowing I could bleed
and still beg for more.

Every word you speak
strikes like teeth at my throat.
Every thought you reveal
is a hand in my hair,
pulling me closer.

I don’t just want your body -
I want the hunt inside your head,
the cunning in your gaze,
the raw, unyielding hunger
that thinks before it devours.

It’s your mind that undresses me.
Not your hands,
not your mouth -
but the way you think.

Every sharp thought
is a slow drag of fabric,
every clever word
a kiss lower than the last.

By the time you’ve finished
a single sentence,
I’m already bare
and begging
for the next.

Is it getting hot in here? Or is it just me?

 

[Carmina24]

Is it getting hot in here? Or is it just me?

Those were my posts in the erotic intelligence thread. I thought to share it here

 

[Wwwajr666]

Hey everyone I just wanted to say thanks
To those who reached out prayed and sent good thoughts while I was in the hospital it meant a lot
And those who compheferted my Care Bear while she was worried and trying to find me thanks it means a lot. I had no way to contact her at the time. And knowing she was not alone because of you brings me a lot of peace
Horny special thanks
I am feeling better and grateful to be on the mend and grateful to be back
Right where I belong with my beautiful loving Care Bear Carmina

 

[Carmina24]

Hey everyone I just wanted to say thanks
To those who reached out prayed and sent good thoughts while I was in the hospital it meant a lot
And those who compheferted my Care Bear while she was worried and trying to find me thanks it means a lot. I had no way to contact her at the time. And knowing she was not alone because of you brings me a lot of peace
Horny special thanks
I am feeling better and grateful to be on the mend and grateful to be back
Right where I belong with my beautiful loving Care Bear Carmina

I’m so glad you’re back and healing!
Those days when you were gone were some of the hardest I’ve had here - not knowing what happened, just hoping and praying you were safe.

To everyone who comforted me,, checked in, and sent prayers - thank you, truly.

Now that he’s back, I think we both carry a deeper kind of gratitude - - for life, for healing, and for all of you who kept the light burning.

 

[Wwwajr666]

In your eyes I have found my home
In your heart I found my love
In your soul I found my mate
With you I am whole happy fulfilled alive
You make me laugh you let me whine
You are every breath I take every move I make. Every beat of my heart
I am your's You are mine of this I am sure
I am in your room the in box is closed I am here to stay you are here to stay too
You are my inspiration and my heart
You are the reason for my day you make me laugh teach me love each day I learn something new.
You are my greatest gift
I am your's you are mine of this I am certain . You must stay with me forever
You Carmina

 

[Carmina24]

In your eyes I have found my home
In your heart I found my love
In your soul I found my mate
With you I am whole happy fulfilled alive
You make me laugh you let me whine
You are every breath I take every move I make. Every beat of my heart
I am your's You are mine of this I am sure
I am in your room the in box is closed I am here to stay you are here to stay too
You are my inspiration and my heart
You are the reason for my day you make me laugh teach me love each day I learn something new.
You are my greatest gift
I am your's you are mine of this I am certain . You must stay with me forever
You Carmina

Your words went straight to my heart.
I don’t even know how to explain what I’m feeling right now -just that I’m sitting here smiling and maybe crying a little too.

You’ve given me so much comfort, so much peace. You make me laugh, you make me feel safe. I never expected to find something this real, this steady

Thank you for loving me the way you do.
I’m not going anywhere. I’m right here with you.

I love you too. More than I can even put into words.

 

[Wwwajr666]

Your words went straight to my heart.
I don’t even know how to explain what I’m feeling right now -just that I’m sitting here smiling and maybe crying a little too.

You’ve given me so much comfort, so much peace. You make me laugh, you make me feel safe. I never expected to find something this real, this steady

Thank you for loving me the way you do.
I’m not going anywhere. I’m right here with you.

I love you too. More than I can even put into words.

You Carmina

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Hey everyone I just wanted to say thanks
To those who reached out prayed and sent good thoughts while I was in the hospital it meant a lot
And those who compheferted my Care Bear while she was worried and trying to find me thanks it means a lot. I had no way to contact her at the time. And knowing she was not alone because of you brings me a lot of peace
Horny special thanks
I am feeling better and grateful to be on the mend and grateful to be back
Right where I belong with my beautiful loving Care Bear Carmina

I am glad you are making a full recovery!

The pleasure was all mine in helping my dear friend Carmina

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Those were my posts in the erotic intelligence thread. I thought to share it here

I never knew a thread like that was here.

Kinda scared to go look at that thread tbh.

 

[jacfox]

The Ache

The ache in the heart
The ache in the soul
The ache in the midnight
The ache, like a hole

The ache in the head
The ache in the balls
The ache in the cock
The ache, consuming all

The ache in the words
The ache in the song
The ache for a mate
The ache to belong

The ache to cry out
The ache to share
The ache to find solace
The ache, hard to bear

The ache will be soothed
The ache will soften
The ache will subside here
The ache you feel so often

The ache can be rubbed
The ache can yield to play
The ache can be forgotten–
Just call in, each day!

 

[Pad_Foot]

Plenty of positions open...tell me what you're good at...I excel at finding openings...

I’m good at filling openings
I would be overjoyed to fill any openings available even if just temporarily