sex toy smorgasbord

[LargoKitt]

I was researching a story about sex toys, really I was, a fairly limited search, and was literally astounded at the plethora of sex toys available. Ovipositors? Glowing anal eggs? Sex snakes? So I'm wondering how a woman weaves her way through this forest of fun. There are the obvious limiters like: "I want something like a huge penis" or "My girlfriend says the Sona Cruise has changed her life." Lit sells toys. But how does a gal choose these days? I mean, wouldn't you want to give it a test run? Do women lend their buds their toys? Parties? Seems like choosing and testing toys is great fodder for some good stories. Gals really gotta do it because....

 

[NuclearFairy]

Budget

 

[WCSGarland]

And you missed all of the threads about sex toys in Fetish & Sexuality Forum?

 

[BearNextDoor]

Seems like there must be a lending library somewhere.

 

[WCSGarland]

Seems like there must be a lending library somewhere.

As my wife would point out... Never lend anybody else your sex toys!

 

[NuclearFairy]

Honestly, I've been to a couple of sex toy party. Which are kind of like Tupperware parties. Only the Tupperware parties I've been too were more exciting. The sex toy party had the most boring inoffensive toys available that you could imagine.

Unfortunately, most of the exciting toys are also hella expensive. Otherwise I might need a couple dozen locking treasure chests to keep them in.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Seems like there must be a lending library somewhere.

I make a joke of the FMC considering surreptitiously borrowing a butt plug in The Bitch’s Red Lingerie.

—

Still a little shaken, I replaced the items where I had found them, and moved on to drawer three.

There were four plugs, in ascending order of size. Which to choose? Too small and what's the point? Too large and I might need stitches. Tentatively I picked up the second largest, and held it before my face, assessing its diameter. As I did, a rather unpleasant smell assailed me. I brought the toy closer to my nose, sniffed, and retched. Ugh! New rule, never use a secondhand butt-plug.

I put it back quickly, closed the drawer, and rushed to the bathroom. Soap wasn't going to be enough. I opened the vanity and grabbed a tube of Clorox wipes. As I disinfected my fingers, I thought about what to do instead.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Seems like there must be a lending library somewhere.

They could use the bowling shoe spray on them when they come back.

 

[WCSGarland]

They could use the bowling shoe spray on them when they come back.

Would that really... REALLY!... be enough?

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Would that really... REALLY!... be enough?

We're talking about bowling shoes, BOWLING SHOES!

 

[WCSGarland]

We're talking about bowling shoes, BOWLING SHOES!

There's a reason why I rarely go bowling any more... just saying... and it ain't because I suck at bowling.

 

[dirk2024]

Honestly, I've been to a couple of sex toy party. Which are kind of like Tupperware parties. Only the Tupperware parties I've been too were more exciting. The sex toy party had the most boring inoffensive toys available that you could imagine.

That's too bad, I thought they were wine-infused giggle fests where, after the 'normies' left, the remainder engaged in actual testing.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

That's too bad, I thought they were wine-infused giggle fests where, after the 'normies' left, the remainder engaged in actual testing.

PLOT BUNNY!!!!!

 

[WCSGarland]

PLOT BUNNY!!!!!

That's got to be one of the best come backs... EVAR!

 

[dirk2024]

PLOT BUNNY!!!!!

Go for it! The Holiday challenge is coming up. A crackling fire, Egg nog, hot chocolate with Bailey's Irish Cream and of course, wine. (maybe even a pot gummi or two). Hostess has a present for all attendee's, something like heating lube for those frosty winter nights. The attendee's who stick around get to stuff their "stocking" with some of the merchandise.

 

[NaughteeDragon]

Unfortunately, most of the exciting toys are also hella expensive. Otherwise I might need a couple dozen locking treasure chests to keep them in.

Recently my wife was traveling and I made a joke about getting her a remote control panty vibrator. She said to stop teasing her. When she got home it was on her pillow…
Sadly, I haven’t convinced her to try it yet.

But damn, that was an expensive gag gift. Fortunately the one I bought was on a price reduction because the company is about to release a new version. The Lovense one I was looking at was $140.

 

[SluttyShannon]

Lovense toys are so worth it. I love the ones I have. Especially when out in public. Getting remotely vibed is such a thrill

 

[Erozetta]

I was researching a story about sex toys, really I was, a fairly limited search, and was literally astounded at the plethora of sex toys available. Ovipositors? Glowing anal eggs? Sex snakes? So I'm wondering how a woman weaves her way through this forest of fun. There are the obvious limiters like: "I want something like a huge penis" or "My girlfriend says the Sona Cruise has changed her life." Lit sells toys. But how does a gal choose these days? I mean, wouldn't you want to give it a test run? Do women lend their buds their toys? Parties? Seems like choosing and testing toys is great fodder for some good stories. Gals really gotta do it because....

Budget and intent. Use alone? Use with husband? Use with husband while he's at work and I'm at home?
I'm unwilling to pay extravagant prices for something that I don't actually need, so dildos don't actually appeal to me. I might be the odd one out, but for me the lack of human connection negates most benefits of toys. I like using them with my husband not in place of.

 

[MrPixel]

Budget and intent. Use alone? Use with husband? Use with husband while he's at work and I'm at home?

Use with boyfriend while husband's at work and I'm at home?

I know. LW. Shame on me.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Go for it! The Holiday challenge is coming up. A crackling fire, Egg nog, hot chocolate with Bailey's Irish Cream and of course, wine. (maybe even a pot gummi or two). Hostess has a present for all attendee's, something like heating lube for those frosty winter nights. The attendee's who stick around get to stuff their "stocking" with some of the merchandise.

Not really my genre, but a fun idea.

 

[TheRedChamber]

Recently my wife was traveling and I made a joke about getting her a remote control panty vibrator. She said to stop teasing her. When she got home it was on her pillow…
Sadly, I haven’t convinced her to try it yet.

But damn, that was an expensive gag gift. Fortunately the one I bought was on a price reduction because the company is about to release a new version. The Lovense one I was looking at was $140.

@Kumquatqueen has an article recently about shoddy sex toys and she'd probably disagree with me, but as an engineer I feel it shouldn't cost $140 to make something plastic go 'buzz'

 

[LargoKitt]

And you missed all of the threads about sex toys in Fetish & Sexuality Forum?

Why would sex toys be in Fetish annd why would Sexuality be the buddy of Fetish? Oh, right, this is America where you are *Not Supposed To Do It* without feeling guilty. Still...

 

[LargoKitt]

I make a joke of the FMC considering surreptitiously borrowing a butt plug in The Bitch’s Red Lingerie.

—

Still a little shaken, I replaced the items where I had found them, and moved on to drawer three.

There were four plugs, in ascending order of size. Which to choose? Too small and what's the point? Too large and I might need stitches. Tentatively I picked up the second largest, and held it before my face, assessing its diameter. As I did, a rather unpleasant smell assailed me. I brought the toy closer to my nose, sniffed, and retched. Ugh! New rule, never use a secondhand butt-plug.

I put it back quickly, closed the drawer, and rushed to the bathroom. Soap wasn't going to be enough. I opened the vanity and grabbed a tube of Clorox wipes. As I disinfected my fingers, I thought about what to do instead.

This in a nation where every second porn video is someone worshipping someone's back door.

 

[StillStunned]

They could use the bowling shoe spray on them when they come back.

You can actually buy specific sex toy cleaner.

Back on the subject of OP: a place to start is an erotic advent calendar. Not every day is a sex toy, but the high-end ones will give you a good selection.

 

[onehitwanda]

Every so often I open the BadDragon website and look, then I laugh and close it down again.